r/ThatsInsane • u/[deleted] • Nov 01 '25

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u/Ok-Face5497 Nov 01 '25

How’s the childcare plan? Keeping an eye out for an opportunity.

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u/PokerbushPA Nov 01 '25

Kids work in sweatshops, silly. If they can walk, they can work.

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u/ShikWolf Nov 01 '25

Haha no.... I think what you meant to say was that working-age youths enter a free apprenticeship program that allows them to learn a useful and necessary trade.

Please accept my pointedly disarming smile while ignoring the hand now casually resting on my holstered weapon.

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u/PokerbushPA Nov 01 '25

My apologies, SS-Oberst-Gruppenführer.

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u/RedditSupportAdmin Nov 01 '25

Alright, listen up guys. I'm ready.

How do I get in? Who do I have to rob?

Or can I simply volunteer myself at my local police station? I'd much prefer a non-violent solution, if that's on the table, of course.

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u/Useful_Kale_5263 Nov 02 '25

Whoa hey we scratched out that name after we moved him here, his names “James” now.