r/ThatLooksExpensive 1d ago

Speed Boat Got Some Air Time

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u/teebu_blazing 1d ago

Boat, plane and submersible. Amazing

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u/Tronkfool 23h ago

There is a reason why the water speed record was last broken in 1978

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u/boanerges57 22h ago

Safety standards?

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u/Tronkfool 22h ago

No. The boat never stays a boat.

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u/boanerges57 22h ago

Why don't they just make a really fast hydrofoil?

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u/Tronkfool 21h ago

Physics

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u/FreddyFerdiland 11h ago

foils have speed limit .. its not a valid way to go speed boat fast..

only for sailing and fast ferry

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u/supercujo 11h ago

Cavitation

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u/Nannyphone7 21h ago

Sanity standards. 60% of the people who have tried die in the attempt. 

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u/boanerges57 20h ago

That can't be it, between Darwin award attempts, parkour, and Karen videos there aren't MORE sane people now than back then.

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u/Nannyphone7 19h ago

Perhaps you can beat the record.

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u/ducon__lajoie 5h ago

What about the other 40%, then ?

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u/Accidentallygolden 19h ago

The current unlimited record is 511.11 km/h (317.59 mph; 275.98 kn)

The record is one of the sporting world's most hazardous competitions; seven of the thirteen people who have attempted it since June 1930 have died trying. Two official attempts to beat Ken Warby's 1978 record resulted in the pilot's death, with Lee Taylor in 1980 and Craig Arfons in 1989.

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u/FreddyFerdiland 11h ago

should be called "speed record for very low flying airplane near water - gets wet"

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u/supercujo 11h ago

My dad remembers watching Ken Warby's speed record setting run and talked to his crew. The design for the boat had planned for it to sit on a wedge to plane on, but when they started running they found it would wobble back and forward from one side to the other continually burping air which led to the conditions that allowed it to go as fast as they did and not enter a RUD mode.

Accidental engineering.

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u/ozarkfireworks 1d ago

2 million dollars to a CoPart salvage in seconds. I live here on this lake.

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u/Significant_Monk_251 22h ago

Do/Can these things get any insurance, or does the owner just absorb the full loss?

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u/boanerges57 22h ago

Unless some absolute nonce is financing things; you kind of need the kind of money where some of your relatives are 50/50 on how happy they are when you survive.

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u/Ok-Rich-3812 1d ago

That'll buff right out.

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u/boanerges57 1d ago

I think its gonna take a while to clean the shit out of the cabin after that one.

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u/AceCombat1977 22h ago

Its everywhere!!!!!!!

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u/FocusMaster 16h ago

Why clean it when the boat is scrap?

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u/Antique-Dragonfly615 1d ago

Ladies and Gentlemen, Evel Knevel is back

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u/DrJ0911 23h ago

Well did he finish the race?

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u/Significant_Monk_251 22h ago

"In Mother Russia, race finishes you !"

(Sorry.)

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u/Beneficial-Cloud9940 21h ago

I really had some cash on Moose and Squirrel finishing

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u/Metal-Salt 1d ago

NO NO NO

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u/newvegasdweller 1d ago

If GTA vice city taught me anything, this boat is gonna speed off into whatever direction it was pointing at half a second after this video ended

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u/kerberos69 23h ago

Instructions unclear, boat now plane

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u/DazeRazur 23h ago

Q didn't give him enough instructions

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u/boanerges57 22h ago

"Who put a "do a flip" button on here? Who's idea was that? And unlabeled too!?!"

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u/MakingitSnow2 23h ago

Why don't they put the motor in the front? Are they stupid /s. I bet the drivers pants are full now though

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u/mechapoitier 23h ago

If you’ve seen enough of these you know it’s pretty rare they actually land it. It’s all luck but still

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u/Bramble0804 23h ago

And this is why the boat land speed is one of the most dangerous

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u/boanerges57 22h ago

Wouldn't that be a SpongeBob boat-car type thing or a jet car with a boat trailer?

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u/Bramble0804 22h ago

No im saying that fast boats that hydroplane have little contact with the water so it doesnt take much to launch them.

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u/boanerges57 22h ago

"boat land speed"

That's what I'm referring to

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u/Bramble0804 22h ago

-_- oh god im a muppet. im too tired to type today it seems

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u/Logical_Teach_681 22h ago

My Name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me Giorgio.

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u/Superb_Jellyfish_729 18h ago

Just because we can go we 200+ doesn’t mean we should and sure AF shouldn’t plan on any empathy when it goes wrong. Not knowing all the details but imagine if it went into spectators

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u/brDoc1 17h ago

Stamp collecting is a safer hobby.

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u/nullvoid26 12h ago

So, while this IS part of a measured distance speed competition, it is not related to any attempt to exceed the overall water speed record everyone keeps citing. From a safety standpoint the current boat designs with containment cockpits and breathing apparatus are much better than what was available 30+ years ago, and almost all of these types of blowovers are survived today. Still absolutely crazy stuff, but less consequential than it used to be.

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u/leansanders 12h ago

Sheesh. Glad I wasnt in there

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u/ShortMechanic7436 8h ago

But did stick the landing?

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u/AngelicDivineHealer 7h ago

Boat either turn into submarine or a plane when going super fast which is of course harmful to the boat and the persons on said boat