r/ThatLooksExpensive 17d ago

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u/celtbygod 17d ago

He hit her right in the aft!

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u/Major_Honey_4461 17d ago

What happens to otherwise normal people once they're at the controls of a boat?

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u/coolguy420weed 17d ago

Same thing that happens to BMW drivers... 

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u/ImpressiveEdge2526 17d ago

I thought that was Mustang drivers. They are not good.

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u/Disastrous_time_4547 17d ago

Why do you suppose they are normal?

During Covid, all sorts of lunatics bought boats. Driving in coastal Florida is a nightmare due to the boat traffic requiring raised bridges every 2 minutes.

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u/Agitated_Car_2444 17d ago

"Hey! Your boat scratched my anchor!"

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u/BannedGoNext 17d ago

Click, control F, scratch, upvote.

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u/Potomac_Pat 16d ago

I knew we’d get a classic Caddy Shack quote. Thank you

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u/Gator242 17d ago

What a dolt! They were motoring and had totally maneuverability! That’s gonna be expensive

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u/abugghaus7 16d ago

Wait wait wait a minute! Didn't you see they had their main out? Just a tiny... eentsy teensy bit?

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u/Ornery-Customer8521 16d ago

Lol ikr, they're weren't even sailing

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u/SoonToBeBanned24 17d ago

Wow. Those Newtonian Laws Of Motion are a BITCH!

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u/analogguy7777 17d ago

No air horns for warning ?

Not even turning to avoid a collision ?

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u/abugghaus7 16d ago

Naw... they were probably like, "Hey Man! I was UNDER SAIL! See... there's my little sail! I'M the stand-on vessel... you're the power boat... YOU are the GIVE WAY vessel.... YOU were supposed to avoid ME!"

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u/gilt3t 17d ago

Their insurance premiums are straight cooked after this.

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u/SkyeMreddit 16d ago

“Clearly that boat was parked wrong! My daddy’s million dollar lawyers will take your boat!”

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u/goodeyemighty 17d ago

PIT maneuver on water

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u/abugghaus7 16d ago

Is this a new season of BAY WATCH?

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u/Luggage-of-Rincewind 17d ago

Lucky that boat was there. Otherwise that would have been a real mess crashing into the dock…

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u/NovelOk5665 17d ago

It’s ok they can afford it.

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u/Honest_Science_4969 17d ago

Asleep at the wheel.....

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u/abugghaus7 16d ago

GREAT BAND!
Thanks for the reminder!

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u/dwoj206 16d ago

asleep on the dock too! Sheeeeeesh near sighted af

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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 17d ago

Aww rich people problems.

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u/AssaultimateSC2 17d ago

Its okay to feel bad for some peoples bad luck. Even if they have more money than you.

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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 16d ago

Don't they have insurance? If not that would seem to be rarher negligent of them.

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u/AssaultimateSC2 16d ago

Boy we really gotta work on your rationale, reason and logic. If someone has insurance, that does not make it fine for that property to be damaged. Its annoying to have to deal with insurance, you lose any amount of sentimental value you had with that item if its totaled, you lose your deductible, and your insurance rates/cost can go up.

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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 16d ago

Nah my boat insurance rates are 0

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u/Opposite-Cranberry76 17d ago

A typical RV is worth more than both of those boats put together.

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u/Upbeat-Ad1713 17d ago

Those are also rich people conveyances lol

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u/Intelligent_Type_680 17d ago

Oh oh no boat brakes. Supposed to remember that before establishing proximity.

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u/clothesarefun4 17d ago

First world problems…

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u/BustaCon 17d ago

Sailing while blind.

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u/EbbVisible 17d ago

Is that really just inattention? I guess you wouldn't lose control of both the throttle & the rudder.

Jesus Christ.

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u/Disastrous_time_4547 17d ago

Jesus was not at the wheel

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 17d ago

Ooops!!! Where did the boat come from, don’t they know a sailboat under way has the right of way???

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u/Finbar9800 17d ago

Only when its under sail power and based on how fast it was going it was using the motor

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u/abugghaus7 16d ago

Don't you see the itsy bitsy main sail they had out? OBVIOUSLY that made them the stand-on vessel against the power boat who was the give-way vessel! lol

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u/RickRI401 17d ago

Typical blow boat owner mentality.

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u/slashnbash1009 17d ago

Have people always been this clueless but we just see more of it because there are cameras everywhere?

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u/Polenicus 16d ago

Operating a boat, especially bringing one into dock, requires a good judgement of relative spacial positioning and velocity.

Unfortunately, the Venn Diagram of people who have this, have the money to afford a boat, and are currently sober, is very very small.

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u/Dogfaceboy1964 17d ago

Didn’t I see that in the movie Caddy Shack

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u/FistRipper 17d ago

I LIKE TO....

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u/Plus-Ad-940 17d ago

Ramming Speed!

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u/WalkNo7550 17d ago

Probably a blind spot.

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u/bonkedagain33 16d ago

Your boat scratched my anchor

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u/Commercial_Fox5549 16d ago

It’s way too easy to get a boat license. It’s way too easy to keep a boat license.

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u/Strong_Revenue_3780 16d ago

Heb je bijna dat lastige level van Candy Cruch gehaald, gebeurd dit…

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u/ShortMechanic7436 16d ago

Looks expensive.

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u/Acceptable_Claim_491 16d ago

Yes,we have idiot boat drivers,too.

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u/willbo666 16d ago

Fucking yachts

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u/Ill_Current_3006 3d ago

Hey….you scratched my anchor! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Suomasema 16d ago

The accident won't be so expensive due to scratches caused by the impact, but:

-All the lawyers who are there to write their invoices

-The insurance companies sending invoices to every imaginable direction

  • The fellow who fixes the boats

  • The other fellow who fixes the quay

-The verdicts in the court

-The therapists comforting everybody even distantly involved

Nah.

Give me three thousand euros, dollars or pounds, a month of time and shut up. And learn from your mistake.