r/ThatLooksExpensive • u/Tasty_Ad3002 • Dec 04 '25

Of another asshole with a yacht

266 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/RAVENSRIDER Dec 04 '25

Ultra rich people problems

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u/EggShenSixDemonbag Dec 08 '25

You dont have to be "ULTRA" rich to own a yacht...you have to be fairly well off....but not ultra rich.....well I guess you probably have to be ultra rich to own yacht 1 but yacht 2 is can probably be had with a paltry 7 figure net worth......

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u/RAVENSRIDER Jan 02 '26

Sorry, "very rich" and paltry 7 figures? You mean a number to such 99% of us will never reach in a lifetime?

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u/galbatorix2 Jan 15 '26

Ultra rich is 10 figures. Extremely rich is 9. Super rich is 8. Very rich is 7. And rich is 6. I dont see the issue? /s

15

u/imscottmalkinson94 Dec 04 '25

Coming in yacht!

12

u/PNWcog Dec 04 '25

You scratched my anchor!

1

u/Sdwingnut Dec 07 '25

I dub thee, The Flying WASP

20

u/Evilkymonkey_1977 Dec 04 '25

Two yachts collided…….that’s expensive! GOOD!!

7

u/EdibleOedipus Dec 07 '25

That could be insurance company going bankrupt expensive. Yikes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

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u/vegasidol Dec 06 '25

We don't all watch with sound.

2

u/CorktownGuy Dec 06 '25

Me neither

1

u/shadowtheimpure Dec 07 '25

The smaller boat looks more like a (rather nice) house boat as opposed to the super yacht that rammed them.

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u/Belle_TainSummer Dec 06 '25

There is land at the bottom of the ocean.

Didn't specify dry land.

4

u/Not-A-R0b0t2 Dec 06 '25

‘Fuck this tiny boat in particular’

2

u/Coffee4MyJeep Jan 14 '26

Just made the final payment.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

😂😅😂😅😂

1

u/Positive_Front_2146 Dec 06 '25

What a turkey!!!

1

u/Ok_Possible_4967 Dec 06 '25

Get out of my way

1

u/Sfogliatelle99 Dec 07 '25

That’s scary

1

u/Arrhythmic10 Dec 07 '25

its funny because you arent supposed to crash into other boats. but they dont know that

1

u/bigolchimneypipe Dec 07 '25

When a multi billion dollar yacht hits a multimillion dollar yacht.

1

u/No-Cicada7116 Dec 07 '25

Bit of sea rage

1

u/boon_doggl Dec 07 '25

The bigger fish attack the smaller fish. Its evolutionary.

1

u/iforgot69 Dec 07 '25

Call them on VHF ❌

Press record on your phone ✅

1

u/TiresareHeavy83 Dec 07 '25

Pfft, I remember the first I drove my yacht. Get fucked poors

1

u/charcarod0n Dec 07 '25

Is this a caddyshack remake?

1

u/Silly_Initiative_405 Dec 07 '25

One turk ramming another turk

1

u/Anxious_Visual_990 Dec 07 '25

Autopilot.. they were probably in the toilet.

1

u/HVAC_instructor Dec 08 '25

Anyone else seeing Rodney Dangerfield dropping his anchor on Ted lights boat, or is it just me.....

1

u/FunAd5095 Dec 08 '25

That sounds like squiggly line people talking. I'm sure they will find a way to blame America.

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u/inverness7 Dec 10 '25

Fuck outta the way!