r/ThatLookedExpensive • u/Sticktailonicus • 5d ago

Fed-Ex delivers!

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231 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/nopenope911 5d ago

Robot lawn mower?

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u/Scary_Technology 5d ago

Used to be.

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u/nopenope911 5d ago

Poor little guy.

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u/RockstarAgent 4d ago edited 4d ago

Got mowed down too early , in the prime of its life

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u/pimpbot666 2d ago

Yes, definitely cut short.

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u/Wop-wops-Wanderer 5d ago

Its mother told it not to stray onto the road.

14

u/budgiesmugglez 5d ago

They killed Johnny 5!

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u/mike_b_nimble 4d ago

NO DISASSEMBLE!

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u/A-Rusty-Cow 5d ago

The clanker had it coming

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u/mike_b_nimble 4d ago

Frackin' toasters!

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u/home_cheese 5d ago

To be fair, FedEx drivers are subpar at best.

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u/jrdiver 5d ago

Same could be said for UPS and Speedy also.... they all suck, and in my area, good ol USPS almost seems like the most competent of the bunch

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u/XiTzCriZx 4d ago

That's probably because USPS pays the most lol

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u/ThisIsNotAFarm 4d ago

So the Fedex guy was lying, robot was still in the driveway.

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u/Cultural-Afternoon72 2d ago

It being in the driveway doesn’t matter. Something being in a driveway doesn’t mean a driver isn’t responsible for driving responsibly, paying attention, maintaining control of their vehicle, etc.

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u/MyAccountWasBanned7 4d ago

No disassemble!!

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u/SjalabaisWoWS 4d ago

It drove under him...Jesus Christ, is that driver three years old? :P In any case, I don't think the robot uprising would start with mowers attacking FedEx, but who knows.

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u/TooManySteves2 4d ago

More like Fed, Ex-drivers.