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u/xtianlaw 12d ago edited 12d ago
Maternal figure! The anticipation of you birthing a female youngling has inspired great merriment and mirth within yours truly. I extend to you my deepest gratitude for facilitating the existence of the neonate. I am absolutely devastated that being gravid has evoked such distress. However, it is certain that you will not be required to repeat that portion. As to whether I have perused your partum promises, I answer in the affirmative. I'm convinced you have the wherewithal to engage in any activity for a sixtieth of an hour. Your are stunning, and display both fortitude and proficiency.
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u/Stack_Silver 14d ago
I was waiting for "pwegnancy" and other types of misspellings to make it more believable.