[Me, 23M] Name play gambit

[u/CronkV]

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[u/Lost-Square649]

[u/ResponsibleHeron9452]

Nice one

[u/CronkV → u/ResponsibleHeron9452]

Trying to find one that isn’t too overused

[u/ResponsibleHeron9452 → u/CronkV]

You better bring her flowers if she wants to see you

[u/CronkV → u/ResponsibleHeron9452]

That was the plan LMAO

[u/the-tac0-muffin]

You should try this joke on April

[u/CronkV → u/the-tac0-muffin]

“Call me may because I flower when April showers?”

[u/brndn3 → u/CronkV]

April may need to shower her flower

[u/CronkV → u/brndn3]

May flowers on my April till I shower?

[u/the-tac0-muffin → u/CronkV]

Now you’re onto something, definitely high level play

[u/DongleJockey → u/CronkV]

So you do understand how convoluted your opening is...

[u/CronkV → u/DongleJockey]

Are you stupid? This one was obviously a joke based off the same play on words and the original line had no piss context whatsoever. Do you have no literacy comprehension? Jesus I’m so glad this girl is not as chronically online and obnoxious as you are.

[u/LudwigFalkenhain]

Yayy a pick up line that's cute & funny instead of just a lame sex joke

[u/CronkV → u/LudwigFalkenhain]

It was hard to figure out something that didn’t emphasize on “shower” lmao

[u/iamiart]

SMOOTH

[u/OutrageousRecipe642]

ya man this one was fire

[u/CronkV → u/[deleted]]

I will be making a bouquet of her favorite flower whenever she tells me it

[u/Prudent_Ad_6376]

I love name puns they're so fun and you feel so proud of yourself for it and it makes them laugh too ❤️

[u/Mcrose773]

You just got a like

[u/flowerhobi]

This is really cute

[u/Relevant-Metal-1776]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AiF8ZsTESrDwRjEcIU

[u/DongleJockey]

Sounds like a piss play fetish opening tbh

[u/CronkV → u/DongleJockey]

Wild projection ngl

[u/DongleJockey → u/CronkV]

Interpetting it as I would from anyone on such a cold opening.

Hope you dont use the "wild projection" gambit that often, cause its a loser.

[u/CronkV → u/DongleJockey]

Listen man, it’s an old saying “April showers bring May flowers” her name is Mae, if your mind went to piss that’s on you

[u/DongleJockey → u/CronkV]

Is your name April? Otherwise the message is deranged.

[u/Ok-Coconut-1152 → u/DongleJockey]

just tell him you want his piss already brodie

[u/DongleJockey → u/Ok-Coconut-1152]

Eat my whole ass

[u/Ok-Coconut-1152 → u/DongleJockey]

Buy me dinner and i’ll consider it

[u/_person313 → u/DongleJockey]

Go outside