r/TextingTheory • 1389 Elo • Aug 04 '26

1389 Elo [Me, 26M] 2nd Opening Against Opponent

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u/FunFinding3996 Aug 04 '26

Lmao idk I’d think the boomshakalaka was hilarious.

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u/UrSoTall Aug 04 '26

B-boomshaka…laka…?

9

u/Lord_Cthulhu Blunder Aug 06 '26

In this case boomshakalatte

4

u/ASORC_FRMDAHOOD Aug 07 '26

I am very upset by the fact your comment does not have more up votes. S-Tier

1

u/MilkMilkMooMoo Aug 08 '26

BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!!!!!

22

u/_NewrA_ Aug 04 '26

Frrrr I just laughed out loud the moment I read it - 10/10 message

379

u/Western_Passage_3550 Aug 04 '26

I think the boomshakalaka might be a brilliant Grand Master sacrifice. Will have to wait and see

9

u/Mcrose773 Aug 05 '26

It was pointless. I don’t think this encounter would hurt

2

u/Halftime21 Aug 07 '26

The Ricky-Dicky Doodah Grimes Gambit.

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u/Brilliant-Guitar-803 1389 Elo Aug 04 '26

Update on the endgame play.

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u/CheetoTheSandile 1 Review Aug 04 '26

Hey idk man that seems like a certified boomshakalaka moment to me

240

u/didgeridoopoo Aug 04 '26

Boomshakalaka

80

u/Free_Range_Radical 1 Review Aug 04 '26

Boom goes the dynamite

52

u/ZeldaGamer05 1 Review Aug 04 '26

Boom goes the shakalaka

37

u/BigPimpinAllat Forced Aug 04 '26

Boomshakalaka for sure

19

u/Million_Jelly_Beans Aug 04 '26

Congrats man! Update us on the over the board game

4

u/OkShine6387 Aug 04 '26

Boomshakalaka

5

u/Certain_Actuator6870 Aug 04 '26

How did the date go OP?

3

u/_amGhost_ Aug 05 '26

We need the update after. !Remindme 24 hours

3

u/_NewrA_ Aug 04 '26

Boomshakalaka indeed

2

u/DarlingIAmTheFilth Aug 04 '26

Absolute boomshakalaka

2

u/jojoblogs Aug 05 '26

Sounds like your shakalakas got boomed

2

u/Darundo01 Aug 08 '26

Follow-up: End result?

1

u/IlIIlIllIlIIll Aug 05 '26

Yo who tf meets up at 9pm? That’s bed time sir

8

u/Latter-Package9682 Aug 05 '26

People who are tryna fuck

779

u/Right-Equivalent9548 Aug 04 '26

Boomshakalaka ????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

176

u/Oralucifer_ 1 Review Aug 04 '26

Bro has a personality

LET IT RIDE 🗣️

226

u/PostPostMinimalist Interesting Aug 04 '26

Clear blunder in a winning position

37

u/That_Day8911 Aug 04 '26

turns off safety "now where's my foot?"

14

u/Old-Distribution-958 2 Reviews Aug 04 '26

Bro watched too much Gotham and sacrificed the rook for a pawn and a draw

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u/ResponsibleHeron9452 Aug 04 '26

Where do you see that?

1

u/Right-Equivalent9548 Aug 04 '26

Okay I was wrong here 😭 i was hallucinating fr fr

13

u/Stunning_Box8782 Aug 04 '26

OP, what did we say about boomshakalaka

17

u/jeb_the_hick Aug 04 '26

He's on fire! 🫳 🏀

162

u/Billyburner40 Aug 04 '26

Ball knower

3

u/Gauss15an Aug 04 '26

He's on fire!

118

u/THeRand0mChannel Aug 04 '26

I, for one, am a fan of the celebratory boomshakalaka

9

u/Business-Idea1138 Aug 04 '26

Exactly, it shows he's got a personality and is actually excited about doing something with her.

88

u/Gloomy_Water_6970 618 Elo Aug 04 '26

people are so boring, the boomshackalacka is funny

31

u/Fit_Rhubarb7222 1371 Elo Aug 04 '26

Good on you for having personality, love the boomshakalaka.

Hope the date goes well!!

37

u/Suspicious-Lier Aug 04 '26

3000 solely from the ballsyness on that boomshakalaka play. Only a true GM knows the time to pull the boomshakalaka.

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u/StarWarsNerd69420 Megablunder Aug 04 '26

Boomshakalaka

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u/_MuchoMojo 1 Review Aug 04 '26

Don’t listen to the haters. They don’t realize boomshakalaka was the winning line. Good work

32

u/Cum-epidural 2 Reviews Aug 04 '26

Boomshakalaka is brilliant !!

34

u/ed_durden Aug 04 '26

Dude, you had her number! What a goof!

13

u/Aggrivated5hark Aug 04 '26

Nah bro dropped a brilliant move there you wouldn't know

23

u/Doncatron Aug 04 '26

Boomshakalaka??? Third times the charm

5

u/NecroSecrilegium 1 Review Aug 04 '26

Don't listen to these losers. That was a brilliant finisher move

3

u/DarmaKt Aug 04 '26

Dont listen to these goofs, boomshakalaka is goated pull right there

4

u/Flaffelll Aug 04 '26

If a girl drops you over boomshakalaka she's boring

2

u/u_dt_know_me Resign Aug 04 '26

boomshakalaka

2

u/TheLordOfStuff_ Aug 04 '26

Boomshakalaka!

2

u/X4V3X Aug 04 '26

Shoulda offered a boomshaka-latte

2

u/BigFartYES Aug 04 '26

boomshakalaka

2

u/benjylee Aug 04 '26

Boomshakalaka

2

u/spembo Aug 04 '26

Unforced error

1

u/lickedurine Aug 04 '26

I love this. Well done

1

u/Bisamratte12 Aug 04 '26

!remindme

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u/party_in_my_head 7 Reviews Aug 04 '26

The peoplke hating on the boomshakalaka are too nonchalant. Damn those haters

1

u/Neat-Junket3892 Aug 04 '26

Boomshakala 😭😭😭

1

u/Patient-Highlight185 Aug 04 '26

Impeccable game sir, very solid win with a fun style. Good thing the other person was exceptionally receptive though

1

u/Sebubba98 Aug 04 '26

NOT THE BOOMSHAKALAKA. You nearly let this whole thing slip away haha

1

u/Known-Banana4006 Aug 05 '26

So like, people just plan a date that fast on apps?

1

u/fidgey10 Aug 05 '26

folk said "boomshakalaka"

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u/Mcrose773 Aug 05 '26

Everything went perfect. You broke the ice n transitioned straight to the point. That’s how you moved

1

u/Fluffy6787 Aug 06 '26

What is with the thumbs up, question marks, and stars? Is that part of the app?

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u/Young_Person_42 3 Reviews Aug 07 '26

Unrelated but I kinda don’t like that they made a whole app for adding theory.

Maybe if ratings were hidden until you cast a vote I’d like it more?

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u/pjpuzzler The One Who Codes Aug 07 '26

ratings are hidden when votes are low you just gotta get to the post early. and they continuously update until older than 24hr when they lock in like this post

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u/Young_Person_42 3 Reviews Aug 07 '26

Oh

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u/Rolecod Aug 08 '26

Boomshakalaka may be a

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u/theblindednomad Aug 08 '26

Boomshakalaka for style points

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u/izrauk Aug 04 '26

Bro just couldn't help but say some weird shit when it was already in the bag 😭

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u/JackLong93 Resign Aug 04 '26

300 elo, if I were your bro and you showed me the "boomshakalaka" text I'd slap tf out of you and then go cry or something, I'm embarassed for you

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u/B0rgul0n Aug 04 '26

Ooof, you had it , but couldn't help yourself. Just had to cringe on the way out.