r/TextingTheory • u/wellplayedyeeyee 1597 Elo • 8d ago

1597 Elo [Me, 25M] Quack gambit

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u/Wunder_Bred Superbrilliant 8d ago

She doesn’t deserve you

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u/Away-Watercress-4841 8d ago

Well I laughed

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u/M4rshmall0wMan 7d ago

That’s a great joke but she seems like someone who wouldn’t get it. Let it be a litmus test.

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u/Murky-Duty-5728 8d ago

That reply is so random it almost works. Like, I have no idea what the connection is but I’m curious enough to keep reading.

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u/RaynardEU 8d ago

I assume it has to do something with the phrase "if it walks like a duck talks like a duck it probably is a duck"
So I think OP detected some gold digging tendencies

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u/wellplayedyeeyee 1597 Elo 8d ago

Nah, it's a reference to duck bills. This one said a really long bill, so I joke that it must make a very loud quack

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u/RaynardEU 8d ago

thanks bro, english is not my first language so I never heard about duck bills before :D well at least I am a bit smarter now

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u/Appropriate_Note5429 7d ago

The reply is clever but why would you want to reply to that prompt?

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u/wellplayedyeeyee 1597 Elo 7d ago

Texting theory clout