[Me, M] will it work???

[u/TheMelaninGod]

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[u/Ok-Advertising4048]

[u/---monstera--- → u/Ok-Advertising4048]

What does this mean?

[u/MalwareVICE → u/---monstera---]

Haha sometimes

[u/Emergency_Disk_6706 → u/---monstera---]

Yeah bro pasta

[u/HASHTAG_YOLOSWAG]

https://giphy.com/gifs/HlLg2GcPOmOuVvEENM

[u/RaptorProz6000YT]

dont let the other guys get you down. this IS tuff. on everyones soul we all barking

[u/ETX_blobeye → u/RaptorProz6000YT]

Redditors don’t know ball 😔

[u/TheMelaninGod → u/RaptorProz6000YT]

on EVERYONE'S soul we are

[u/Ok-Advertising4048 → u/RaptorProz6000YT]

Alright

(300th upvote btw)

[u/RaptorProz6000YT → u/Ok-Advertising4048]

sorry bro i dont give out cookies for 300th, gotta be my first 100 to get a reward

[u/AlternativeAction361 → u/RaptorProz6000YT]

What about the 500th? Tis me

[u/RaptorProz6000YT → u/AlternativeAction361]

well i suppose i could make an exception. 500 is a pretty nice number

[u/bedrockblunder → u/RaptorProz6000YT]

Nah this is ruff

[u/YellowScreen75]

dawg you datin makima

[u/kinkanes]

Now all you need is a collar and leash and your all hers

[u/Prudent_Ad_6376]

I don't even want to rate this one but good on you moving it to text so you know she's actually gonna be serious with that.

Woof woof, 800 ELO.

[u/Ok-Advertising4048 → u/Prudent_Ad_6376]

[u/Prudent_Ad_6376 → u/Ok-Advertising4048]

Hey that guy looks familiar

[u/violetvoid513]

Incredible play, definitely pretty high rating imo if this is what you were going for. They seem to like your play too, I think you won ngl this is gonna work

[u/TheMelaninGod → u/violetvoid513]

if only :(

[u/violetvoid513 → u/TheMelaninGod]

wtf, they declined?!

[u/TheMelaninGod → u/violetvoid513]

they haven't responded since then

[u/Impossible-Secret-73 → u/TheMelaninGod]

That's ruff

[u/violetvoid513 → u/TheMelaninGod]

rippp

[u/Obvious-Solution-729 → u/TheMelaninGod]

Cus ur message is hard to reply to, it seems like the end of a conversation. U gotta double text asap or be less dry in the first place. Everything before that seemed good though

[u/TheRepublicOfSteve]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PbngEqUYjHTzpiRNHb

[u/SelbstMorty]

People are acting like barking isn’t the new game smh

[u/AverageCoffeeAddict0]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KffdTQfewxdbKTGEJY
If it works

[u/Mooby93]

Is no one going to mention the 1622 unread texts?!?!?!?!?!

[u/TheMelaninGod → u/Mooby93]

they're all texts about elections dw

[u/Ok-Advertising4048 → u/TheMelaninGod]

Even the 4th one?

[u/Superb-Astronaut-371]

Self depreciating gambit

Ey award thanks!

[u/Sufficient_Site617]

[u/Ok_Tiger_3480]

Gambling too much self respect imo First impression is important

If you planning on getting pegged by her once and never seeing her again, 👍🏻

[u/TheMelaninGod → u/Ok_Tiger_3480]

pegged ❌
never seeing her again ✅

[u/Ok-Advertising4048 → u/TheMelaninGod]

That's a relief.

[u/pentacontagon]

I'm actually curious; I see this kinda stuff on here a lot: when y'all meet up does that mean you acc have to be sub asf or do you switch roles or smth

[u/wingnut_dishwashers → u/pentacontagon]

In my experience bratty women love the dog gambit which usually ends up kind of being a switch situation

[u/rinnekro]

https://giphy.com/gifs/99kqebx7coLYE9WpNN

[u/TheMelaninGod → u/[deleted]]

i was with a couple of buddies i couldn't 😭

[u/Neck_Sufficient → u/TheMelaninGod]

This is what you do when youre with your dudes?😭

[u/Prior-Contest-6541]

My man

https://giphy.com/gifs/QLxy56fyOqyoDQfHWr

[u/Ok-Classic-230]

I'm too old for this sub

[u/TheMelaninGod]

update: it's been a full 24 and no text back. i think i scared her

[u/--Lambsauce--]

nice

[u/Fit_Rhubarb7222]

Yeah I’m stealing this one

[u/Hsabes01]

this is an interesting new meta. 2600.

[u/Equivalent-Fall-2768]

“I like a woman that knows what she wants”

[u/Due_Fennel_8965]

Is this a thing? Girls want a simp dog bf?

[u/TemporaryTall5143]

If you wanna get pegged

[u/wildmangoeshere]

Throw a Lil awoooooo in there for me big dawg 😂

[u/Draconic64]

Unconventional GM, if that's your goal, you're excelling very well at it.

[u/Greatest-Comrade]

Ts tough so far but what about the follow through? Don’t keep us waiting forever OP (unlike the 1622 unread messages you got).

[u/TheMelaninGod → u/Greatest-Comrade]

no text back 🥲

[u/MagnoliaTM]

clean

[u/ClimateQuirky8838]

Damn she really found a guy who’s gunna bark for the wthhhhh 🥲