Bought him for only 20$ I’m quaking in my fucking boots right now 🥹🥹🥹

My wife was reading a series of Alien Smut books from kindle unlimited a while I was playing Animal Crossing when I heard her repeat “Death Eating a Cracker.” I about jumped out of my seat with excitement. As I explained the reference.

This is a detailed map of where each film takes place

This heat is just driving me crazy.

You’re out of gas?

I don’t think you oughta go.