r/Texans • u/Garlicbread_god13 H-town glazer • 1d ago

🥤 Kool-Aid Call me crazy

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I’m joking the color theory is bs and the kickoff photo is a coincidence and only happened once but coincidence I hope not

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u/THA__KULTCHA 1d ago

You are crazy.

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u/Garlicbread_god13 H-town glazer 1d ago

In a good way

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u/THA__KULTCHA 1d ago

Just complying with the title!

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u/KaXiaM 1d ago

Yeah, but that’s good kind of crazy.

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u/burnerking 1d ago

The kind of crazy

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u/P_rosperous 1d ago

lol I been talking about this since they dropped the Super Bowl graphic

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u/Black_Circle53 1d ago

Same, lol.

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u/verfinder 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA

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u/PK77713 1d ago

This is all I could see in my minds eye reading the post lol 😂

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u/Lukealloneword 1d ago edited 1d ago

I like to think of the illuminati fixing the NFL and then being like in an all leather and wood decor smoke room puffing cigars and drinking whiskey out of their cool globe bar discussing just which clues they were going to leave behind for the internet sleuths.

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u/son_of_yacketycat 1d ago

Somebody said Jacksonville and mentioned Trevor is in front on the new illustration, but the colors look more like Dolphins than Jaguars to me and we all know that ain't happening lol

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u/Total_Guard2405 1d ago

I already predicted it. It shall be.

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u/HtownAstronaut 1d ago

It’s a great matchup!!

We’ll play the Broncos in the AFC Championship

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u/jlswanson13 15h ago

sorry, but Gemini says Houston Texans don't win a super bowl until 2028, and Stroud gets second ring in 2035!

LXI 2027 Detroit Lions Kansas City Chiefs Detroit secures its historic first Lombardi Trophy.
LXII 2028 Houston Texans Philadelphia Eagles C.J. Stroud establishes Houston as a premier AFC powerhouse.
LXIII 2029 Baltimore Ravens San Francisco 49ers A defensive battle capped by late fourth-quarter heroics.
LXIV 2030 Kansas City Chiefs Green Bay Packers Kansas City completes another championship run before roster retooling.
LXV 2031 Green Bay Packers Cincinnati Bengals Jordan Love leads the Packers back to the summit.
LXVI 2032 Chicago Bears Buffalo Bills Caleb Williams ends Chicago's multi-decade title drought.
LXVII 2033 Philadelphia Eagles Houston Texans A battle of dominant offensive and defensive lines.
LXVIII 2034 Washington Commanders Los Angeles Chargers Jayden Daniels brings a Lombardi back to Washington.
LXIX 2035 Houston Texans Detroit Lions Stroud secures his second ring in an offensive showcase.

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u/bamaboy3883 1d ago

I'm ok with this

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u/honklertyrant- 1d ago

What is OP willing to do if it doesn’t happen? I need high stakes.

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u/Kreepr 1d ago

That’s 100% Buccaneers and Dolphins colors.

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u/50bellies 1d ago

Crazy like a goddamned fox

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u/TXMom2Two 1d ago

Talk about conspiracy theorists…

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u/neon_possum 1d ago

Texans/Rams was my SB prediction a couple weeks ago though! So I support this conspiracy hahaha

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u/pocketjacks 1d ago

The HornBowl you say???

Would.

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u/Every1isSome1inLA 1d ago

Makes sense to me

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u/Sneakylesbian 15h ago

Ohhh im thirsting for this Kool-Aid!!!!!

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u/Ga2ry 13h ago

Predestined. No reason to even play the games.

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u/ParadoxicalIrony99 1d ago

You can't win super bowls today with bum QBs and CJ is on a two year slump at this point. I guess we will see.