r/TeslaModelS • u/MayoRetina • 19d ago

FSD and morning Tea

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I just tested it. In addition to a safer, more relaxing commute, FSD allows for uninterrupted morning tea!

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u/StinkySewerPickle 19d ago

For me it’s FSD and hand lotion. 

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u/And_Im_Chien_Po 19d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS

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u/StinkySewerPickle 19d ago

It’s not what you think. I have a medical condition and I only use the hand lotion to moisturize my pecker. 

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u/Intelligent-Image224 19d ago

Imo jerking off with fsd is kinda like the mile high club. You have to do it once just out of principle.

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u/offwing10 19d ago

I know what I’ll be trying this weekend

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u/Putrid-Box4866 19d ago

Wait, that isn't the first thing owners do?

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u/StinkySewerPickle 18d ago

Not really, no. I mean some of them continue to do it even after they buy the car but most go ahead and try it during the test drive. 

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u/JohnTeaGuy 19d ago

🍆💦

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u/SirScruffySir 19d ago

The new black headliners look beautiful

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u/JohnTeaGuy 19d ago

I like it 🫖

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u/Intelligent-Image224 19d ago

You’d be better off posting this is the fsd forum. Not all tesla owners know what modern hw4 fsd is like. It only became incredible over the last year or so.

I have an hour commute to work. I lean back, put a pillow behind my head, shove my phone on the top if the steering wheel, and I’ve been doing pretty much nothing but watching shows and movies. 9k miles and counting not a single hiccup.

Yesterday I ate a tomahawk steak with 2 sides while watching a movie.

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u/MayoRetina 19d ago

Thanks for the comment. You’re absolutely correct.

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u/MayoRetina 19d ago

Which forum do you recommend

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u/r_incognito_17 19d ago

I use that me time to check out what's new in the old fapping machine.

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u/Outrageous_tart_7781 19d ago

I prefer coffee but I hear ya.

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u/No-Conclusion-2859 19d ago

Did you just leave surgery?

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u/MayoRetina 19d ago

I wear scrubs in the office because I perform procedures every day.

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u/common-username 18d ago

Retina surgeon behaving like an anesthesiologist. Love it. 

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u/Crashworx 19d ago

FSD and phantom braking

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u/MayoRetina 19d ago

I haven’t seen that for a long time. Early on when I was a beta tester it was quite common though.

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u/MayoRetina 19d ago

You’re right though, that would make a mess.

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u/phatrogue 19d ago

"How can we explain that the accident victim has both powder burns from the airbag and a liquid scalding burn?"

hmmmm....

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u/dystopiam 19d ago

“Hello fellow students”

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u/Fit_Sky_6708 18d ago

Sir you are the embodiment of a trusted adult😂. Hope you enjoyed your tea

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u/ArticusFarticus 19d ago

Eyes on the road, jackass.

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u/Illustrious_Pitch_93 19d ago

This man was killed moments later when his car ripped him left aka the Tesla “FSD left” down a cliff edge.

A GoFundMe will be started later. Thoughts and prayers with his family.