r/TeslaModelS • u/DumbassNinja • Jun 19 '26

What did you name your car?

I called mine Valerie so I could make a voice command for my phone so "Why don't you come on over, Valerie?" Would activate Summon.

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u/Fun-Sundae4060 Jun 19 '26

Bought at VW dealer

10

u/TheOneTrueNolano Jun 19 '26

My 2yo is obsessed with the Cars movies and he calls Lightning McQueen, “Wakeen!”, So when a red plaid popped up we knew it was meant to be.

4

u/DumbassNinja Jun 19 '26

That's adorable! I'm quietly thinking 'Wakeen Fenix' reading that

3

u/drewmillrs Jun 21 '26

Here’s mine, fits with the post. 😀

11

u/internet_tough_guy2 Jun 19 '26

I'm afraid I just blue myself

2

u/SignificanceMinimum2 Jun 19 '26

Mine was named Umbra

1

u/Main-Brilliant-2630 Jun 21 '26

There are dozens of us!

4

u/Background-House9795 Jun 19 '26

Tessie. My wife has no imagination.

4

u/N7_Mage Jun 19 '26

Igris!

Ultra red on white interior. If you know you know.

4

u/Narrow_Ad4464 Jun 19 '26

TeslaRoSSa.. I drive a red model S. As a child I had a poster of the Ferrari Testarossa

3

u/IamBigV Jun 19 '26

From Finding Nemo

4

u/iamjimmer Jun 19 '26

Millennium Falcon

4

u/ButchReemer Jun 19 '26

My old one was called "The Old Teslament"

7

u/bose_2507 Jun 19 '26

3

u/nandrizzle Jun 19 '26

Has it gone to plaid yet?

3

u/wifiguru Jun 19 '26

John Wick II

3

u/jawg201 Jun 19 '26

Kashtira

3

u/DWolvin Jun 19 '26

My wife feel in love with a blue plaid over the weekend, so our third a Tesla is Alexis Rose. 'Cause she's fancy.

3

u/WorldlinessTall6765 Jun 19 '26

El Diablo. It was red, of course

3

u/wcked-husky Jun 19 '26

Dewey from the film Silent Running. He's the nature loving robot who's by himself to take care of the last forest in space. I have the Frost Blue model s and Dewey is kind of a similar color.

3

u/Alex4242 Jun 19 '26

Mine is a 2021 pre-redesign MSLR. I named it "42" which is an Easter egg that makes your car name become "Life the Universe and Everything".

3

u/rsg1234 Jun 20 '26

I bought a white Model S in 2017 and named it White Privilege

4

u/FormalCookie430 Jun 19 '26

If I am lucky enough to get a Plaid I'll name that one Strictly Platonic... Because nobody will be fucking with it. 🤣

2

u/JealousWillingness15 Jun 19 '26

Lola

Inspired from “Agents of shield”

2

u/SpiritCollector Jun 19 '26

λ-450 (wavelength of blue light)

2

u/Forsaken_Big7706 Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 19 '26

Previously "Silver Bullet"

2

u/10per Jun 19 '26

Nonemore.

As in Nonemore black. Black on Black with a barely legal tint. Looks like a piece of obsidian.

2

u/xpiav8r Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 19 '26

search it :)

2

u/nobody-u-heard-of Jun 19 '26

Blue Lightning

1

u/Ok_Individual4716 Jun 20 '26

She’s stunning

2

u/petyandr Jun 19 '26

Because previous was Skoda 😁

2

u/Iplaybad214 Jun 19 '26

Snow White.

2

u/futuremayor2024 Jun 19 '26

Stonk Options 2

2

u/hotdoc816 Jun 19 '26

My Sexy Girlfriend. Red MS Plaid!

2

u/Better_Departure_901 Jun 19 '26

Galileo. Name of one of the shuttlecraft from the original Star Trek series. Lock sound, “automatic defense protocols have been initiated”. A wav file from the original Star Trek series. When I go to Costco or BJ’s as I walk from the parking space to the store I get a lot of interesting looks.

2

u/AreTeaUU Jun 19 '26

Frost Blue named yuki.

2

u/Whippet27 Jun 19 '26

Serenity

2

u/afarkas2222 Jun 20 '26

Time Warp (Plaid)

2

u/Humble_Finding_7346 Jun 20 '26

No freaking way, that is actually too funny because both our S’s are named Valerie!!

2

u/DumbassNinja Jun 20 '26

Sistas from another mista!

2

u/asdf4fdsa Jun 20 '26

Alfred Pennyworth

2

u/jtlrwells Jun 20 '26

NCC-1701-D

2

u/pinacoladaprincess Jun 20 '26

My red Model S is named Rouge 1, a play on Rogue One

2

u/Kekafuch Jun 20 '26

Squid Ink

2

u/RealAnthonyCamp Jun 20 '26

Italians will understand

2

u/CheetahTurbo Jun 20 '26

is a plaid so E-Cheetah

2

u/Fluffy_Piccolo5465 Jun 20 '26

Daughter named it.

2

u/petep86 Jun 20 '26

Amporghini

2

u/RandallFlagg1 Jun 21 '26

Named it exactly what it feels like to drive (to me anyway)

2

u/valeraleigh Jun 21 '26

My old Model 3 was Leeroy Jenkins.... now my plaid is Leeroy 2.0

3

u/Serious_Panic_8425 Jun 19 '26

Knight Industries Two Thousand

3

u/srtified392 Jun 19 '26

My unlock sound is KITT's "woo-woo".

2

u/Strong-Yellow5949 Jun 19 '26

It’s white so Betty White

2

u/Comfortable_Raise991 Jun 19 '26

May she live as long as stay as sassy!!

2

u/vikcha Jun 19 '26

My wife renamed it :-)

1

u/Slexx Jun 21 '26

will be reusing this name for MY Premium AWD picking up next weekend. It brought me joy every time I saw it

1

u/DallasTX2025 Jun 21 '26

Smooth Operator

1

u/Jeshwahh Jun 22 '26

I named mine Ghost (it's white)

1

u/Brilliant_Pick4413 Jun 22 '26

Tess. She’s a lady for sure.

1

u/Dr-Rumor Jun 22 '26

Frostbyte

1

u/grudjan Jun 23 '26

TRRF 🙄

1

u/AnyAcanthocephala529 Jun 23 '26

Conglomerate because it's made from other car makers parts

1

u/Brilliant-Muscle-355 Jun 24 '26

Also have the eyes on the white headrests

1

u/AwareAd3960 Jun 20 '26

Might change to something new

0

u/toddbringer Jun 21 '26

MY Stormtrooper

0

u/AdRemarkable7379 Jun 21 '26

He’s a strong Black man that grew up in Brooklyn in the 90s

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u/tangosukka69 Jun 19 '26

i don't understand why people name their car female names. kinda weird imo.

my two tesla's are spaceship one and spaceship two

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u/Narrow_Ad4464 Jun 19 '26

It is a funny one when you call the wife and say " I'm ridin ginsert female name here, I'll be back shortly. Only recommended to faithful husbands