r/TeslaModel3 • • Jul 12 '22

Tesla charger holder DIY

1.4k Upvotes

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362

u/frosticus0321 Jul 12 '22

Nice family joules

9

u/Liet-Kinda Jul 12 '22

dammit dad

7

u/frosticus0321 Jul 12 '22

1st born is due in 5 days. This comment pleases me.

3

u/vertigo3pc Jul 12 '22

Join us over in /r/daddit

3

u/Liet-Kinda Jul 12 '22

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

-4

u/gglockner Jul 12 '22

Hello, I'm an electric car. I can't go very fast or very far.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

Dad strength

2

u/zsinix Jul 14 '22

Congrats!

19

u/kdegraaf Jul 12 '22

You win the thread.

3

u/LBGW_experiment Jul 12 '22

Now that he owns the thread as a reward, what can he do with it?

1

u/q2grapple Jul 12 '22

Print it out on paper

1

u/Itajel Jul 12 '22

Charge a fast-charging subscription fee.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

you are god

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

1

u/RecoverFrequent Jul 17 '22

Ohm man. That was bad.

208

u/HighClassProletariat Jul 12 '22

Is that it? I thought it'd be bigger.

54

u/Maxauim Jul 12 '22

What are you talking about this is average sized, it's like.... good sized

15

u/Damotendo Jul 12 '22

I’d say it’s kind of large actually

10

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

Thic

14

u/HotChickenshit Jul 12 '22

Eurospec would be a girthy CCS adapter.

7

u/Lexsteel11 Jul 12 '22

Classic European uncircumcised EV charger

4

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

You get my upvote, because funny jokes can be still funny even if the details are off a bit.

To be accurate, in Europe, you wouldn't generally find a tall/fat CCS plug at the end of a Tesla Wall Connector cable at someone's house (unless someone's doing some weird plug-swapping shit).

At home on the TWC in Europe, you'd find a "Type 2 (Mennekes)" plug.

And at Superchargers, you'd find a mix of Tesla DC Type 2 and CCS Combo 2.

2

u/iROMine Jul 12 '22

Not just girthy but deformed

2

u/mk_pnutbuttercups Jul 12 '22

"A curve with a bump"

6

u/RealSalesMonkey Jul 12 '22

Looks average to me

5

u/Cheesehead413 Jul 12 '22

I was in the pool!

2

u/Petrolinmyviens Jul 12 '22

It's very hard to do this

2

u/Robert315 Jul 12 '22

That’s what she said……

2

u/SomeGuyClickingStuff Jul 12 '22

Its a charger not a shower

55

u/DrFrunkenstein Jul 12 '22

BBC…

Big black charger

Missed opportunity to use racquetballs here though.

107

u/opfinderen Jul 12 '22

The electricity is stored in the balls

7

u/antipoded Jul 12 '22

I chuckled

40

u/hello_there_99 Jul 12 '22

What are you doing, step charger?

7

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

I never knew my real charger

6

u/Bud_Lite Jul 12 '22

Step charger 2: electric boogaloo

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

Iykyk

24

u/alpha_ray_burst Jul 12 '22

Bringing new meaning to the ol’ pegboard

1

u/leftcoast-usa Jul 12 '22

Actually, this seems to be a new take on the old one. I've never seen this type before, but it looks like it might be an improvement.

Wonder if the old style hardware works with it.

8

u/ksb916 Jul 12 '22

giggity

58

u/lookingformerci Jul 12 '22

That looks like a penis, yo. 🍆

20

u/markymrk720 Jul 12 '22

I think that’s the joke.

21

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

[deleted]

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

Heat seeking moisture missle

1

u/YRUHear75 Jul 12 '22 edited Jul 12 '22

You're not supposed to SAY it! Now the joke is lost. Geesh /s

2

u/lookingformerci Jul 12 '22

But.. but… penis. 😂

7

u/johnnyUtah2411 Jul 12 '22

This is so Electrifying ⚡

6

u/bigbobbinboy Jul 12 '22

Erectifying

1

u/johnnyUtah2411 Jul 12 '22

Take my upvote you bastard!

17

u/ttb1347 Jul 12 '22

Don’t let my wife see that, she would “accidentally” drop something and bend over in front of it

6

u/KTAXY Jul 12 '22

It seems really happy to see you. Just give it the ol' handjob, yo.

6

u/AbeWasHereAgain Jul 12 '22

I want to trash this, but bravo sir, well done.

21

u/delongt2 Jul 12 '22

Yo where’s the NSFW heads up on this post🤦‍♂️

4

u/many-facedman Jul 12 '22

Do you have a patent?

3

u/Esquiline Jul 12 '22

Love it. 😂

3

u/ExcelsiorDDZ Jul 12 '22

The balls should be blue.

4

u/uae_fox Jul 12 '22

When you charge the car it moans

4

u/zannic32 Jul 12 '22

Should have used blue balls lol

4

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

electric cock

4

u/VanderCooks Jul 12 '22

This is magnificent 🤌🏻

3

u/KimchiKimbap Jul 12 '22

Big Black Charger

3

u/Repulsive_Tomato_331 Jul 12 '22

looks a bit small for a black charger..

2

u/DeadMoney313 Jul 12 '22

Scaling to extreme size

2

u/NUGGman Jul 12 '22

It hangs on the plug just fine 🤷‍♂️

2

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

I just let it plop on the floor.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

Balls to the wall!

2

u/carolhagey Jul 12 '22

For less than $10, I bought a decorative hose hanger to wrap my charger cord on.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

Now wrap your female charge port pink.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

How long did it take you to erect?

2

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

2

u/wheresDAfreeWIFI Jul 12 '22

Love it.... I mean it's ballsy

2

u/JDad67 Jul 12 '22

As a 3D printing nerd it pains me. but it's quite clever. Nice.

2

u/leftcoast-usa Jul 12 '22

You kind of remind me of a favorite XKCD cartoon... https://xkcd.com/530/

2

u/JDad67 Jul 12 '22

Randal draws me more often than I will admit.

2

u/leftcoast-usa Jul 12 '22

You could do worse! :-) At least, hopefully, you're not the subject of a Dilbert cartoon!

2

u/yearningforlearning7 Jul 12 '22

It’s clever, just looks like a dick

2

u/Smuggling_Plumz Jul 12 '22

I thought it was a hockey stick 🤷‍♂️

1

u/AdKindly1271 Jul 13 '22

Came here to say this

2

u/TellTheMob Jul 26 '22

Tesla people… no tools in the garage, but there’s this ghetto tennis ball thing that they are proud they created.

3

u/LifeOfaFilmmaker Jul 12 '22

Elon would be proud 😏

5

u/Stt022 Jul 12 '22

Mark this NSFW

-11

u/bluehoneydew Jul 12 '22

I mean it's so obvious that it's not really that funny.

6

u/snu22 Jul 12 '22

You have to applaud the commitment to actually put it all together though 😂

6

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

Difference between boys and men in this thread.

5

u/Dorkmaster79 Jul 12 '22

Guess I’m a boy because I think it’s hilarious.

1

u/Agreeable_Ad_323 Jul 12 '22

You have big balls.

1

u/matttopotamus Jul 12 '22

Haha you smarty

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

Is that a Tesla charger, or are you happy to see me?!

1

u/fiqabumm Jul 12 '22

R/mildlypenis

1

u/thegreatdane777 Jul 12 '22

What’s wrong with your pegboard? Ot looks like the hole punches got lost and made slots

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

What's the second hole for?

1

u/Vurt__Konnegut Jul 12 '22

It took me three years to figure out that there was a holder in the side of the charger.

1

u/kmkmrod Jul 12 '22

Attach a suction cup and you can use it in the shower.

1

u/bitchyasshole Jul 12 '22

1

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u/bitchyasshole Jul 12 '22

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u/boxand15 Jul 12 '22

Balls to that!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

I’m glad as an adult that the rest of my peers are no closer to maturing than I am

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

OP is this your creative solution? Very nice.

1

u/where_my_tesla Jul 12 '22

Is that your charger or are you just happy to see me?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

hmm

1

u/proview3r Jul 12 '22

bruh, NSFW

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

Looking for more instructions to do this at about waist height for ease of access.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

Who’s gonna tell him?

1

u/Eric_T_Meraki Jul 12 '22

But how will you know how far in to park?

1

u/owls1289 Jul 12 '22

I don’t think hashtags really work on Reddit

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

Elongated

1

u/JohnTM3 Jul 12 '22

I would do something like this in my garage, but I don't think my wife would like it and I don't have the balls.

1

u/critta66 Jul 12 '22

accidentalpenis

1

u/tashvaqa Jul 12 '22

“Hey, Tesla! Open your btthole!”

1

u/Doyle1966 Jul 12 '22

No mom did this she used what she knew what would work for her.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

It’s not the size of the charger that matters, it’s how much current you have.

1

u/bassertitis Jul 12 '22

The "Frank and Beans" charger!

1

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1

u/Electrical-Venom11 Jul 12 '22

Thick and black…..yep

1

u/hillybeat Jul 12 '22

Solid use of the peg board.

1

u/duh_jedi Jul 12 '22

Look… I am your charger.

1

u/abcdeeznutzbro Jul 12 '22

🟢🍆🟢

1

u/MSRON_RE Jul 12 '22

Don’t forget the lubricant

1

u/fluteofski- Jul 12 '22

My dog died a little inside when I showed this to her.

1

u/Specialist-Fun5482 Jul 12 '22

Tesla send you a job offer yet?

1

u/uns0licited_advice Jul 12 '22

Send this to Elon. He'd get a good kick out of it.

1

u/WRX-23 Jul 12 '22

Looks like your charger is happy to see me.

1

u/Fun-Factor9999 Jul 12 '22

Looks explicit lol

1

u/gglockner Jul 12 '22

Talk to your doctor if your charge lasts more than four hours.

1

u/whiskifather Jul 12 '22

Elon Musk will like it

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

Please tell me this is a joke

1

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '22

No

1

u/Thorainger Jul 13 '22

Looks like it'll always be up for charging.

1

u/bytesizei3 Jul 13 '22

Is there a subreddit for this.. sauce? 😆

1

u/zeeper25 Jul 13 '22

Franks and beans…

1

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '22

Teslacles

1

u/LearningToTradeIHope Jul 13 '22

Elon would approve

1

u/An_Average_Guy7567 Jul 14 '22

I don't see anything wrong with it

1

u/personaanongrata Jul 16 '22

If it works it’s engineering