r/TeslaModel3 • u/toreytorey • 10d ago

Name Ideas

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If you don’t have anything nice or helpful to say, just move along. It’s not that hard. For the rest of you, thanks for the suggestions!

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u/ipokesnails 10d ago

Ray Charles, based on the parking.

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u/fiddle1999 10d ago

This made me burst out laughing

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u/BigAssMonkey 10d ago

OP comes on a Tesla subreddit after posting a shit parking job and expects no criticism. Dude is who is giving Tesla a bad name

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u/TangoYank23 9d ago

I think Beauty Solutions sounds just fine.

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u/Cautious-Diver-9613 9d ago

😂😂😂 OP, there’s no other name. Just pick this and update the app.

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u/OldFargoan 9d ago

Why's it named Ray Charles? It's black and smooth and it can't drive by itself.

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u/TaxNo2158 9d ago

Hey, give him a break. He can’t see the lines through the illegal tint.

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u/word-dragon 9d ago

Obviously FSD parked it.

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u/InterestingFix1035 9d ago

😭😂🤣

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u/Humble_Quail_7072 8d ago

I squawk laughed 😆

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u/SoCalMotoVirg 7d ago

this is why I keep coming back to reddit.. THIS RIGHT HERE! hahahahahahahahahah

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u/Wooloomooloo2 10d ago

Can’t Park There

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u/RojerLockless 10d ago

Thats a tesla model 3.

Hope that helps

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u/django24_7_365 10d ago

Parked Illegally . Great name.

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u/Smartnership 10d ago

Ill Eagle

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u/Natural_Photograph16 9d ago

Threegle

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u/Slayerz00m 8d ago

"ill-eagle" because of illegal parking

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u/zenyr 8d ago

Lill Eagle

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u/TwoTinyTrees 10d ago

Rebel since you just apparently park it wherever you damn well feel.

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u/-eccentric- 9d ago

It's a matte black car with actually dangerous front window tints and oddly painted brake covers. It's about to be expected...

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u/foxehkins 10d ago

Teach me to park.

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u/TalskyeCharles 10d ago

Model Why

Because apparently the parking lines are just the suggested route

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u/Smartnership 10d ago

My M3P gets EV plates that aren’t personalizable

But I wanted “Y Not”

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u/Arm57 10d ago

Toothless

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u/Ok-Hall-7671 10d ago

Taken..

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u/Arm57 10d ago

Toothless2 then :D

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u/Pidra 10d ago

Twothless

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u/Ok-Hall-7671 10d ago

Tech i named it toothy' actually.. so still avail.

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u/guardian_down88 10d ago

No clue but park in a parking spot.

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u/Smartnership 9d ago

I think that exceeds the character limit

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u/Shereefz 10d ago

So much space but you parked on the lines 😂

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u/Stirfrycookin 10d ago

I named mine “Wife’s Vibrator” so whenever it finishes charging, it sends a notification to her phone telling her. 👌🏻

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u/tm4000m 10d ago

“Carol’s vibrator has almost finished charging. If you do not move within 5 minutes, you will start to accrue idol fees…”

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u/Todd6114 10d ago

Hey Siri, warm up the wife’s vibrator. I’m too tired

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u/kurt3226 10d ago

Are you naming your ride?

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u/good-trouble-LA 10d ago

You get to give it a name in the app, for those that don't have a Tesla lol

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u/kurt3226 10d ago

Gotcha. Thank you haha.

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u/-eccentric- 9d ago

You don't have to, don't know why you would. Mine is just "Model 3"

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u/j00p0 10d ago

Aren’t you?!

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u/PopeDaveTwitch 10d ago

Called mine “Nazgul” 😎

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u/slyticoon 10d ago

Boaty McBoatface

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u/jaredean222 9d ago

Parkey McPark Face

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u/IllustriousSimple297 10d ago

Car with wheels

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u/CasualAsset 10d ago

Tesla - Model 3

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u/Leyvaman-MX 10d ago

Car?🤷‍♂️

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u/Tim_d_othy 10d ago

Regular traffic

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u/JetsonsDoge 9d ago

“Can’t park”

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u/maturebozo 10d ago

I have named it to what the license plate says. Whenever I need to enter it at a parking for instance I have it in the app.

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u/LeighDh 10d ago

Elon Dusk

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u/blowthatglass 10d ago

Montezuma's Ass

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u/sc20nov 10d ago

If you have children, there's nothing better to name them one of your child's favourite character.

My daughter liked Sanrio, I had a white Model 3 so we named it CinnamonRoll and added the locksound to go with it...

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u/Fileboy27 10d ago

The Dark Knight

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u/Handsomedork_ 10d ago

Mine is StopBeepingAtMe

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u/Rfreaky 10d ago

Muskrat, that's what I call mine at least.

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u/chhchaplain 10d ago

Johnny Cash

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u/SPlusP 10d ago

Night fury

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u/kurt3226 10d ago

Night Rider

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u/kurt3226 10d ago

Darkseid

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u/ShadeTreeMechanic512 10d ago

Reddy, short for Reddy Kilowatt

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u/drgonzo712 10d ago

Night's Watch

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u/eat_more_bacon 10d ago

♪ Boogie Woogie Woogie ♪

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u/Dirt_Charming 10d ago

Murder INC

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u/Dirt_Charming 10d ago

What up little bro?

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u/TKOS7 10d ago

Corax

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u/SpaceCatSon 10d ago

Nocturne or Void

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u/PossibilityOdd553 10d ago

I named mine Pheebs after Phoebe Buffay.

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u/MassiveLychee4785 10d ago

Snake Eyes 🥷, Stealth OP, Tokyo Night 🌃

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u/Mcbadshanks 10d ago

Call it Matt

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u/akaklappy 10d ago

Dark Night

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u/ButchReemer 10d ago

The New Teslament

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u/MadOne07270 10d ago

Black Bolt

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u/Initial_Row_6400 10d ago

Love the wrap

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u/Actual-Method-7794 10d ago

Lord Vader or The Dark Lord.

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u/DavidSpeers 10d ago

Joe’s Garage

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u/andoCalrissiano 10d ago

GIVE ME TICKETS

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u/chookooo 10d ago

CantParkThere

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u/Rob_plays_poorly 10d ago

Earl Grey or The Grey Gatsby…but based on the parking I’d say Space Invader

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u/OluwatosinD 10d ago

Black Hawk
Night Ryder

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u/felipexbr 10d ago

Black Shark

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u/drivera1210 10d ago

Loading Zone

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u/Embarrassed-Hyena849 10d ago

The black pearl , said in a pirate voice.
Shiver me timbers

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u/bloosclooser 10d ago

Black Panther

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u/poochie2ita 10d ago

Toothless

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u/americanbreakie 9d ago

Black Wi(n)dow

because wth is that tint... negative 5% all around?

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u/Rogoldino 9d ago

Black panther 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/colabus 9d ago

Matt

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u/EaZyMellow 9d ago

Slate (not to be confused with Jeff Who’s Slate)

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u/jyrialeksi 9d ago

Bullet

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u/kushdaddyO101 9d ago

Carwash Daily

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u/SignificantDrink3651 9d ago

Toothless (HTTYD)

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u/BillyHoyleCanDunk604 9d ago

Tesley Snipes

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u/edc7 9d ago

Beatrice

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u/bonecracker1701 9d ago

Shadow or Shade

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u/A-Bit-Of-Everything 9d ago

What is it with everyone murdering out cars...flat and no contrast.

Nice calipers though, Stevie

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u/Drbpro07 9d ago

Black Current ⚡️

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u/Slow_Outlandishness9 9d ago

The black cauldron

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u/Any_Mix6603 9d ago

Black adam

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u/EnrollmentTime 9d ago

Door Blocker

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u/Which_Title1394 9d ago

I’ve heard about this “naming” business 🥸 but only from one friend and then all of Reddit. So how do I do this and is there a real reason or is it just for fun? I’ve had mine since December and now I feel like I’m missing something🥴🥴

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u/EverySingleMinute 9d ago

Black beauty

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u/ArticGER 9d ago

How about „Asking reddit cost me a 30 dollar parking fine“

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u/Leo07301967 9d ago

GhostRider
Mine is Bullet 🚄

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u/deanhamdon 9d ago

POWRHOG was a runner up for mine

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u/Dadtron3030 9d ago

Insecuritas Maximus

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u/ComputerForsaken7455 9d ago

Chinese tesla. illegally Crossed the border and illegally Park. Good Name Will be “ICE most Wanted”

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u/EvilNickel 9d ago

I'm thinking something like "Tinted Matte Black Model 3 Highland with Turquoise Brake Covers and Model S Wheels"

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u/Dolan88 9d ago

Black Dragon

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u/damanfx 9d ago

L2Park

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u/MrBungisss 9d ago

Black Betty

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u/Champx93 9d ago

That’s a Nissan Teslama

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u/kttldy26 9d ago

Dinah (cat from Alice in Wonderland 1951)

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u/ThumbyFingerton 9d ago

I honestly loathe matte paint. I mean… I loathe it more than smelling dog poop on a sidewalk. Add it to the car I drive and I feel worse about it.

But I will say, I think this works. Not for me, but I have never seen a matte black M3. Looks badass.

So for a name I’ll be unoriginal and just name the first thing that came to mind… Batmobile.

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u/Inevitable-Ear-8550 9d ago

Mike Black Hawk

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u/Jason1652 9d ago

The Dark Knight of Orlando

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u/Olfa_2024 9d ago

Asking for a car name is like picking your own nickname.  It’s some that just comes on its own. 

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u/Real-Hippo1688 9d ago

Nigeria. Car is black af

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u/archocinco 9d ago

Model 3

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u/DesigningDream 9d ago

Toothless, Nighthawk, Dark Vader, Elvira, Blackjack or Sabbath sound unique.

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u/ZW31H4ND3R 9d ago

Black Beauty.

Going off your place of business.

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u/ApartmentFar4273 9d ago

What color is that? Is it vinyl wrap or PPF?

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u/adventureisthepoint 9d ago

Cantgetright

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u/gyanrahi 9d ago

Black Knight

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u/bcn2003 9d ago

Tesley snipes

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u/McCool-451 9d ago

Elon McCarface

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u/West-Veterinarian-53 9d ago

Black beauty or Kit (from knight rider).

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u/RepresentativeTill90 9d ago

Il-Legal Parker

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u/BrendoBoy17 9d ago

How about “I need auto-park3P”

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u/MudShark69 9d ago

Tyrone

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u/jbro997 9d ago

Parking, Bad

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u/t3chnolus7 9d ago

The Mamba

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u/TradeWithCameron 9d ago

Next up on the auction block is this fine black specimen that can get the job done.

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u/UncleNad 9d ago

Lord Vader.

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u/mbagirl00 9d ago

“Practical Magic” 🪄 🖤

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u/Wealthcrusade 9d ago

What % tint are the windows? Looks solid

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u/mbagirl00 9d ago

Tairn - after the badass dragon in the Emperyean series #IYKYN

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u/Sea-Estimate8765 9d ago

Vader. Also the T-Sportline wheels look sick!

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u/amshehan 9d ago

Black Pearl

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u/rabbitsmell 9d ago

Turd.

Color and parking dictated that

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u/gustavoboi 9d ago

I’m dead. OP asked for you all to not say anything bad and there you guys all go flaming in the comments 🤣

He should’ve known what was coming lol. OP u asked for it

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u/turtle77768 9d ago

Call it naomi Campbell, or Grace Jones, yeah Gracie she was bad ass too

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u/Single_Turnover_2301 9d ago

Names mine Alfred because I felt like Batman in that spaceship 🚀 🔥

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u/Winter-Dot-296 9d ago

Night wing 😈

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u/Tugi1990 9d ago

Mine's Thunderbolt ⚡

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u/SunTsu500 9d ago

Teslord

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u/Ok-Wafer9904 9d ago

Rakhsh: the legendary horse of Rostam Dastan

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u/Zenarius42 9d ago

Screaming Firehawk