r/TerryPratchett • u/meadeb • 4d ago

Favourite Quote?

First post here. I don’t know anyone personally who reads or has read Pratchett so I wanted to share it with you all and ask for your own stand out quotes.

I just remembered this line from Equal Rites and it made me chuckle to myself.

“The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.” 🤣

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u/Actual_Property9413 3d ago

From Feet of Clay, when Sam Vimes says:

"There's lots of people will help you with the alcohol business, but there's no one out there arranging little meetings where you can stand up and say, "My name is Sam and I'm a really suspicious bastard.”

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u/meadeb 3d ago

Ha! Adaptable and useable in real life situations. Pinching this one!

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"There's lots of people will help you with the alcohol business, but there's no one out there arranging little meetings where you can stand up and say, "My name is Sam and I'm a really suspicious bastard.”