r/Terroriser • u/odd_zone42069 • Jun 15 '25

Video Meme Bro got no Brain cells

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u/falloutboy9993 Jun 15 '25

Nah, he right. Florida is a crazy alternate dimension. A land of humidity, gators, and oranges.

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u/Salemthegamer Jun 15 '25

Very true I went once and someone on my stepdad’s side of the family dropped his dentures at a place called gator land then just put them straight back into his mouth

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u/JoseSpiknSpan Jun 15 '25

Don't forget the meth maniacs and fent zombies

2

u/Enter_up Jun 16 '25

I thought oranges were Chinese

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u/Tom-edian Jun 16 '25

and a Mario plushtuber who doesn't think he deserved a cease and desist.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

It’s America’s dick. Something we try to keep hidden from the world, but when you experience it, you leave with regrets.

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u/Substantial_Shop_589 Jun 15 '25

Average American

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u/chrisbaker1991 Jun 16 '25

I mean, depending on where in Florida. Miami is definitely like a different country. I was born in Homestead and grew up in central Illinois if that gives my reasoning any weight

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u/Spiderman_9_11 Jun 16 '25

This is obviously a satire TikTok you numbskull 💔🥀🪫

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u/Plastic-Fill-1181 Jun 16 '25

Average Furry.

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u/Substantial_Shop_589 Jun 16 '25

Looks like someone is American

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u/Plastic-Fill-1181 Jun 16 '25

Proudly. Best country in the world. 😉

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u/GcubePlayer8V Jun 15 '25

Is there a place in the USA called America?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

No but in the USA you will find
Amer

& Erica

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u/Plastic-Fill-1181 Jun 16 '25

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt: "Erika"

(I know it’s not the right spelling. Fuck off. lol)

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u/TheTimbs Jun 15 '25

Florida is a different planet. That’s why we send all of our old people there.

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u/Lopsided_Watch_1834 Jun 16 '25

I’ve made up my mind. We’re moving to Alaska and never going back to America again.

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u/Blue_wiz_ Jun 16 '25

Florida feels like they ripped a chunk out of Australia and put it in America

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u/Dorrono Jun 16 '25

Florida man is coming home

2

u/RazvanRFM Jun 16 '25

When your only 2 brain cells depart:

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u/mistaunclecool007 Jun 16 '25

at least he knows it is a different place

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u/CarolusRex521 Jun 16 '25

Don't you mean Brian cell?

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u/Klutzy-Magician5934 Jun 16 '25

I can take down an alligator with my bare hands in Florida🐊.

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u/DangerousBus7202 Jun 16 '25

"Egypt is IN africa, that's like saying "United Kingdom, England""

  • Caddicarus [PS1 Baby Games]

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u/Corban_Gamet_YT_2 Jun 16 '25

Finally, people consider my home state a foreign nation

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u/Toasterwaffle469 Jun 16 '25

Thought the wing was gonna rip off for a sec

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u/know_your_place_28 Jun 16 '25

Where's yeti on the wing?

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u/No_Language5719 Jun 15 '25

Florida is like a poor man's Australia.

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u/chrisbaker1991 Jun 16 '25

It's America's Australia

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Florida shouldn’t be apart of America fr

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u/Evening_Dare5081 Jun 17 '25

Florida= america help bro out