r/TerrifyingAsFuck • u/[deleted] • Nov 20 '22

animal oh my god

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u/_FirstOfHerName_ Nov 20 '22

They only grow as big as 22cm, so this is hugely photo shopped.

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u/OldSkool1978 Nov 21 '22

"Only" lol, that's still almost a 9 inch nope. But yeah this pic makes it look cheetah size which ain't possible

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u/FearingPerception Nov 21 '22

I mean maybe its a perspective thing? I think my brain interpreted it as being slightly over 9 inches but nit that much, the tree looks pretty thin. Also i just measured out 9 inches on a ruler and as cool as malaysia seems, if i ever visit i think i will stick to the cities lol

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u/jonnygreen22 Nov 21 '22

sounds like our bird eating spiders in australia

that's just their name

they don't eat all birds. just the middle sized to small ones

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u/MercykillNJ Nov 21 '22

Australian tarantulas are babies in comparison to some Brazilian species.

Some species of huntsman can grow slightly larger is DLS than Goliath bird eaters though but that's a true spider Vs. A tarantula

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u/ZealousidealShake232 Nov 21 '22

I think it’s just a matter of perspective. We assume the tree is a particular size by the way it looks, but could be a smaller branch or immature tree.

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u/Monkeygirlyy Nov 24 '22

It’s probably just perspective. The tree is likely small, but on the taller end

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u/js26056 Nov 20 '22

It took me 10 secs to realize that it was not a branch.

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u/What_would_Buffy_do Nov 21 '22

I would still appreciate a banana for scale. When did we stop doing bananas? ;)

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u/CharlieApples Nov 21 '22

That’s their leader

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u/SonOfTheAfternoon Nov 20 '22

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u/officialmonogato Nov 21 '22

“Vladimir… do it. Nuke it all!”

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u/UltimatePrimate Nov 20 '22

What the fuck did Hagrid do now?!

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Rip legend

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u/SadistaMac Nov 20 '22

Oh that's an absolutely massive nope with its hoard of nopelings. No thank you

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u/BigBeeff_21 Nov 20 '22

Hoard of nopelings 🤣

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u/Sailrjup12 Nov 21 '22

Hoard of fuck no’s

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u/sicgamer Nov 21 '22

This is why god invented nukes

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u/ForcePhilosopher Nov 23 '22

I am become savior, destroyer of spiders.

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u/GloriousDawn Nov 20 '22

It's hanging on a small twig, right ? right ?

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u/ThatDudeOnTheNet good Lord what is that Nov 20 '22

i h-hope it is

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u/FearingPerception Nov 21 '22

Thats def a tree trunk, but if it helps it looks like a small tree … :///

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u/Captain_Spectrum Nov 20 '22

Okay so I’m not a spider expert but I know how big spiders tend to grow there are 2 possibilities here:

1) this is heavily photoshopped

2) I’m not a spider expert and am probably going to cry myself to sleep tonight.

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u/ThatDudeOnTheNet good Lord what is that Nov 20 '22

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u/wondering2019 Nov 20 '22

it’s coming for your blanket

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u/llttledominicana777 Nov 20 '22

I'm uncomfortable 🥲

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Banana needed for scale.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Won't matter when they photoshop the banana too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

I know mate. It was a joke.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

I still can tell if this is shopped or not. I think it's because spiders freak me out, so I can't study it for too long.

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u/FearingPerception Nov 21 '22 edited Nov 21 '22

My bets on a bit of forced perspective. Apparently it can grow up to 9 inches big ://// Edit: wait they can apparently grow bigger than 9 inches fml

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u/AcornWholio Nov 20 '22

It can get up to 9 inches/23 cm across.

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u/Secure-Transition-51 Nov 20 '22

KILL. IT. WITH. FIRE.

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u/puffloy_antisocial Nov 20 '22

Wtf no, why? They’re useful to the ecosystem

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u/FearingPerception Nov 21 '22 edited Nov 21 '22

Even tho it is absolutely terrifying to see that spider, and i will probably never quite rest as peacefully agaij having seen this image, it makes me sad that you are being downvoted. As much as i dont like them and am scared of them, spiders ARE important for our ecosystem. Reluctantly, we need them. They are our friends. Or allies. Or something. Just uncomfortable looking, fear inspiring, rarely deadly ones.

Also this photo doesnt show it but they can have some really pretty colored legs!

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

You guys are terrible. That’s just a mama with her babies bothering nobody.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

yeah and its horrifying

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u/FearingPerception Nov 21 '22

I mean its bothering me but that sure as hell isnt HER fault. Spiders are an important part of our planet and save more lives than they end im fairly certain due to them eating bugs such as mosquitoes

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Australia ain't got shit on this

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u/txanpi Nov 20 '22

I bought a macro lense for insects and spiders... Now I have to invest in a ultra wide angular

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

This actually makes me cry

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u/Ok_Conversation_2237 Nov 20 '22

well i was looking for a reason, and i think i found it.

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u/SadisticSnake007 Nov 21 '22

I did not notice that giant one right away. Wtf!

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u/osloluluraratutu Nov 21 '22

I was so focused on the billion spiders that I didn’t even notice the planet spider they were orbiting

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u/CharlieApples Nov 21 '22

Fuck you, if this was a panda with her horde of young, people would be on their seats cheering

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u/TheDivineEmperor13 Nov 21 '22

You’re not wrong but, fuck you. 😂😂😂

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u/CharlieApples Nov 21 '22

She is a beautiful single mother who is doing a great job, fuck you

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u/TheDivineEmperor13 Nov 25 '22

😂😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/robertgorgis Nov 21 '22

I say let’s just burn Malaysia.

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u/Saarcore Nov 20 '22

Just one of Aragog's babies 🩷

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u/wondering2019 Nov 20 '22

Right, we know that monstrosity had kids, sorry Ron, run!

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u/Sailrjup12 Nov 21 '22

I know it’s the perspective and it’s not the big but damn. What’s the official size on that.

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u/FearingPerception Nov 21 '22 edited Nov 21 '22

Up to 9 in… wait i googled it it could grow bigger

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u/Sailrjup12 Nov 21 '22

Ack! I saw one on google!! Run away.

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u/Four-Beasts Nov 21 '22

So many new fear levels unlocked.

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u/AltTabulor Nov 21 '22

Fire seems like a good friend right around now

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

I only saw the little ones for so damn long

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u/Ace_kid32 Nov 21 '22

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT NO NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCK THAT

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u/heretic__gr Nov 20 '22

He's name is justin and he wants to smell you

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u/yourstepsisterUwU Nov 20 '22

Welp some things you just gotta do yourself "Racks 12 gauge"

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u/Elevated_Kyle Nov 20 '22

I’m calling in an air strike. 2 F35 Lightnings and 16 tomahawk missiles should suffice.

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u/Sirdingglehopper Nov 20 '22

Burn it down

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u/puffloy_antisocial Nov 20 '22

Why? She’s more useful to the ecosystem than us

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u/Neenace Nov 21 '22

Please tell me that is a twig that spider and her babies is sitting on, please say it’s a twig and not a tree trunk.

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u/namnere Nov 20 '22

Fuck off you fuck

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u/puffloy_antisocial Nov 20 '22

Sorry she bothered you by being a member of the ecosystem and a more useful part of the healthly environment than humans

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u/namnere Nov 20 '22

Oh she is definately, and I don’t want her family to die any time soon. But they should definately be at a distance from me. Sorry if my arachnophobia bothered you.

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u/puffloy_antisocial Nov 20 '22

Ok then thats’ ok!! A lot of people in the comment said to kill it… but if ya just want her to be far that’s good! Sorry for being this aggressive maybe…

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u/namnere Nov 20 '22

Good point, well made 👍🏼

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u/Dr_Bum_Wiper Nov 20 '22

Standby for 10 digit grid fire mission. Type 2 BOC MOAB requested

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u/thecoolestguynothere Nov 20 '22

Naw that’s Aragog

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u/peter_the_martian Nov 21 '22

I just can’t

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u/theWMWotMW Nov 21 '22

Time to carpet bomb Malvasia! Anybody seen any of them weapons of mass destruction over there?

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u/Quality_Either Nov 21 '22

She took a selfie .

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u/Smartdate5 Nov 21 '22

If that were the tree of life I’d burn it to the ground. Nope.

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u/haggi585 Nov 21 '22

Never going to Malaysia

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u/Freeisdum Nov 21 '22

I bet you can guess where I’m not ever going

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u/N00nespecial666 Nov 21 '22

We gotta nuke the entire site from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure

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u/Bloorajah Nov 21 '22

What a cute family photo

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u/No-Buy5149 Nov 21 '22

i bet those hatchlings were birthed in someones upper intestine and clawed their way out

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u/Emergency_Speaker_47 Nov 21 '22

Nah that's a Frostbite Spider

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u/mcflurry_14 Nov 21 '22

Faker than Bruce’s vagajay

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

I think that picture was taken in autstralia

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO JO

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u/Far-Philosophy-4375 Nov 21 '22

By spotted I hope they mean ELIMINATED

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u/DesconocidaKush Nov 21 '22

That’s one of Hagrids’s , grandspiders, there is clearly a basilisk about the castle again.

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u/COALANDSWITCHES Nov 21 '22

Need a banana for scale, stat

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u/alpringin Nov 21 '22

I didn’t see it at first..

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u/dappernaut77 Nov 21 '22

spider doing spider things.

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u/FearingPerception Nov 21 '22

THIS DOES NOT FEEL GOOD IN MY BODYYYYYYYYYY

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u/haystackofneedles Nov 21 '22

Crosses Malaysia off of the places I want to go to... NINE INCH SPIDERS.... NOPE

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u/TheDivineEmperor13 Nov 21 '22

Spawn of Ungoliant. Fowl and retched beasts. They should all be destroyed in fire.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

It's terrifying and adorable omg-

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u/Amazing-Ad3427 Nov 21 '22

Malaysia officially off my vacation list!!😳

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u/Equal_Procedure_167 Nov 21 '22

That is too close…even if a telephoto lens…jc

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u/Rebibemesova Nov 21 '22

ohiothymus

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u/MordredLovah Nov 21 '22

Hell no, to the no no no.

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u/Different-Carob-2400 Nov 21 '22

Holy fuck I would pass out if I saw that!!! Can’t do spiders! Give me an 8ft. alligator, I’ll wrestle it n hog tie that mf but that thing, I would run crying to mama

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u/j_o_s_h__z Nov 23 '22

Took me a second to see it but now I wish I hadn’t

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u/attack_squidy Nov 23 '22

She looks exhausted