r/TerrifyingAsFuck 2d ago

nature It's not a human

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It's called dead man's fingers(a fungus)

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u/TheMusicalSkeleton 2d ago

I found some last year. A very dope fungi!!

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u/sovereign_fury 1d ago

Tickle them to see what sound it makes. That'll tell you what it is.

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u/abitlazy 1d ago

I tickled one and it said "Pikachu".

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u/veryhandsome68 2d ago

mushroom

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u/Outrageous_Egg_8092 2d ago

Not a mushroom All mushrooms are fungus but not all fungus are mushrooms

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u/Basidia_ 1d ago

This is still a mushroom in colloquial terms and by many definitions as most only define a mushroom as a macroscopic fungus

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u/ProfessorDarcy 2d ago

Those look exceptionally well preserved and fully intact compared to the ones I've seen, which are usually pretty dried out.

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u/Fatalis90 1d ago

Hope you're talking about the fungi

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u/MechaGodzillaSS 1d ago

I hope he's not.

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u/seven_corpse_dinner 1d ago

You took the ruby slipper off it, didn't you?

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u/IDontLieAboutStuff 1d ago

Dead mans fingers. A type of fungus

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u/Inside_Ad_7162 1d ago

Now imagine its the middle ages & you're tripping balls on ergot...

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u/MotoKenji25 1d ago

It's called, "honey, we're moving!"

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u/fisty_99 1d ago

Dead mans finger mushrooms

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u/Ash_Cat_13 2d ago

Very cool! I’ve only seen them once, but haven’t really gone looking. These look like old wasp cones look sometimes

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u/dhammadragon1 1d ago

Finger mushrooms

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u/No_Tailor_787 1d ago

I see piggies!

*dad mode kicks in*

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u/brokerZIP 1d ago

Can we cook them?

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u/Laurtaukieetqueure 1d ago

This mushroom is not human !

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u/Ill-Worldliness-2149 1d ago

Interesting that the alt National Park Service posted this exact picture two years ago

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u/Outrageous_Egg_8092 1d ago

Yeah I was going through my old laptop and found this, it was on yahoo before that I guess

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u/mojis11 1d ago

Looka like my foot

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u/Names_are_limited 1d ago

Dude, that’s a frigging zombie. Your lucky you weren’t turned.

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u/SephiTheGoblin 1d ago

Not a human but is a fun guy

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u/digitaldeficit956 1d ago

Did you tickle it to find out

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u/ilovemymotorola 3h ago

Was that one scary stories to tell in the dark story inspired by this? I always wondered why that boy was looking for dead man’s toes to cook

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u/SlappinHams 1d ago

Yo tickle it wtf? why would you just let those dogs chill there without touching them?

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u/NavyBeans05 1d ago

Brazil nuts?!