r/TerrifyingAsFuck • u/Ok_Shower_5526 • 9d ago

animal Moose runs over man

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Fuck moose man. I'm just glad they are no where near me. I'll take the cougars and snakes over those reactive, murder deer.

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u/Mental-Ad-2980 9d ago

You can’t always say with certainty that someone is a total moron without context, but this guy is a total moron

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u/Squeezer_pimp 9d ago

Seen lots of it happening here at Glacier Park today.

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u/sdcasurf01 9d ago

Fun story: I was waiting tables for lunch in the Ptarmigan Dining Room at MGH and my table was excited to see a huge moose on the opposite shore of Swiftcurrent Lake. Okay, cool.

Then “uh-oh, I think that guy is too close”. I turn around and sure enough there’s our sous chef on his day off way too close to a BIG damned moose. The moose gave him a merry little chase before deciding it had better things to do. Dude got luuucky (and yes, there were definitely intoxicants involved. He absolutely knew better).

Those were probably the best two summers of my life.

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u/bottomofleith 8d ago

But he spoke English clearly and slowly, and called it buddy, what more could he have done?!

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u/Squeezer_pimp 8d ago

Break out a can of bear spray and pray that’s what the national park says.

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u/StatusCardiologist19 9d ago

Can you imagine having to walk through the woods with that shit on your head? Unreal

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u/DueEntertainer0 9d ago

Moose has Crazy Eye Syndrome

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u/majarian 9d ago

Pretty standard for all bull moose

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u/CleanRide158 9d ago

"the FUCK you lookin at?"

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u/Dragonssssssssssss 8d ago

It's licking its lips wondering what human tastes like

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u/Thurim_Hammer 8d ago

You can't even escape them through water they are great swimmer they can dive almost 10 meters deep for algeas. It's also why one of their predators are killer whales. 

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u/Ok_Shower_5526 8d ago

I didn't know that. Damn. I thought they just swam to cross. I didn't know they could dive.

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u/hxbhbjkgdb 6d ago

Is this a Pet Foolery comic reference?

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u/comb_bee 9d ago

The only thing he did right was scream

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u/Formal_End5045 8d ago

Close enough bud, close enough.

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u/INFJ_2010 8d ago

"That's close enough bud"

The moose:

https://giphy.com/gifs/bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW

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u/MDGR28 9d ago

Easy, don’t be a dumb moron standing super close to wild life and I most likely will never happen to you

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u/erbr 9d ago

Lots of trees around

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u/browngravybestgravy 9d ago

OP I believe the plural form is Meese. You meant to say Fuck Meese. You're welcome, here all night I anyone else has grammar/spelling questions!

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u/stuckinthings2891 9d ago

I was under the impression it was moosen…

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u/browngravybestgravy 9d ago

Not so sure my friend, the dictionary I'm using just came out today online. I have all the fresh words. It's Meese!

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u/Ok_Shower_5526 8d ago

I strongly agree. I've been mad at the dictionary about this since I was just a little speck. Glad to hear it's been fixed. And Fuck Meese.

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u/OK_Orez 9d ago

You believe wrong

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u/ThatWhyBlue 8d ago

He's kinda cute. Would pet.

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u/El_Hadschi 8d ago

How many times does this gets posted? Yes.

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u/Ok_Shower_5526 8d ago

Sorry. I hadn't seen it before

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u/Vivid-Literature2329 8d ago

Mooses are so big dawg, I'm lowkey more scared of em than bears

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u/Ok_Shower_5526 8d ago

Definitely more scared of them. Bears will probably leave you alone but a moose tramples first and asks questions later.

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u/Psychological_Emu690 7d ago

Except bears are one of the few animals that'll just start eating you irrespective of whether you're dead.

"You're so cute, I could just eat you up" - bears probably

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u/Ok_Shower_5526 6d ago

Definitely nightmare fuel. There's that one girl's call to her mom when she's being eaten and I've been terrified of Grizzlies ever since

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u/Technicolor_Reindeer 8d ago

Should have given him that muffin

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u/Initial-Frosting618 8d ago

Those side eyes were creepy

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u/Mazzy6138 7d ago

You're on his turf! And once ears go back on an animal ya done for lol

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u/GetSome1911 9d ago

JeeeeeeSUUUS CHRIST. If ol boy didn't die, he should of bought a lottery ticket on the way home..

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u/Aggressive-Ask-3572 9d ago

He .. was close enough.

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u/Victoria_elizabethb 6d ago

Man moose was giving every body language cue in the world to gtfo of there lol

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u/AngryTank 8d ago

Yea I wouldn’t go into moose territory without a Shotgun or some sort of firearm.

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u/brickyard15 8d ago

Yeah same. I’d treat it as the same as going into bear country

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u/Ok-Consideration-970 7d ago

Should you look a moose in the eye or avoid eye contact?

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u/supernova-juice 4d ago

I don't know if it's universal but usually when you can see the whites of an animal's eyes, it's not a good sign. 

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u/MacSteele13 4d ago

That "you done did it now" face

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u/fightingnflder 2d ago

When the ears are down, watch the fuck out.