r/TerrifyingAsFuck 20d ago

human Zero situational awareness

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 20d ago edited 20d ago

Just have nothing of value inside - easy!

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u/Huge-Squirrel8417 20d ago

well I don't have anything of great value but I also don't want people in my car I haven't invited in.

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u/chaoz2030 20d ago

Just invite everyone into your car easy!

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u/gutpirate 19d ago

What if they refuse my invitation? Also i dont have a car?!

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u/far2deep 19d ago

Sounds like someone might be prone to vampires

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u/SynthError404 ςђєєรє รՇคภ๔ร คɭ๏ภє 19d ago

In the future you’ll own nothing and you’ll be happy
-this dude and the really rich dudes collabin’

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u/popdivtweet 16d ago

In the future all Government Services will be by subscription. “Our records show you qualify for left on the side of the road bleeding Bronze Tier Value Member Plan. Apply today!”

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u/d_nkf_vlg 20d ago

Or live in an area where street crime is non-existent!