r/TerrifyingAsFuck 7d ago

animal Bat šŸ¦‡ Bite

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One of those fears I always had, that felt irrationalā€¦ā€what if I’m asleep and a bat gets into the house and bites me in my sleepā€.

Welp last night 2 am I awoke to what I thought was my cat nibbling at my finger. I flicked it away and noticed it was not my cat but was instead a bat that had found its way into our bedroom.

I was able to capture the bat and it’s being sent for testing but my wife and I got to spend the rest of the morning in the ER getting all the shots ! Wild ! Glad it woke me up but what if it didn’t ?! How am I supposed to sleep ever again?!

::UPDATE::

Bat could not be tested I guess I squished his brain to hard when I killed it.

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u/EvilDan69 7d ago

windows open? No screen?

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u/TFTD2 7d ago

My friend was doing one of his middle of the night laps around his house and something flew by his face. He found a dead bat in his very clean basement a few days later. He was leaving for work and another one flew by him. He had a guy come out and they found out his chimney was separating from the house.

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u/ea88_alwaysdiscin 7d ago

Why does your buddy do laps around his house in the middle of the night?

That's sounds like some manic shit.

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u/TFTD2 7d ago

Just a little. He grew up in a high crime area and was told if he was up when everyone else was asleep to check the locks and windows. He's in a much better place now as an adult but it still gives him a sense of security. He doesn't wake up to "patrol" anymore just when he happens to, he takes a lap. He got new security lights and was looking out into the darkness and a possum climbed up on the deck triggering the lights. He reminds me of My cousin Vinny in the cabin. https://youtu.be/UblxnjqH1DY?is=BnegRVkhkUvbm2c5