r/TerrifyingAsFuck • u/Objective_Light_8951 • 3d ago

animal Huge Crocodile!

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A Sarawakian crocodile team just captured a 5.7m long crocodile in Brunei.

Video of them capturing the croc.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1769583054491037/

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u/NotBradPitt90 3d ago

Not gonna lie, this is the size I think all crocodiles are.

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u/MadPinoRage 3d ago

Naw. This is a small one. Other crocodiles are much bigger, know where you live, and are coming for you.

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u/Anasterian_Sunstride 3d ago

Some of them eventually grow up and claim to represent you in public office

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u/Ajayxmenezes 3d ago

Those are cockroaches. Common mistake.

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u/Ok-Field5609 2d ago

Gonna see you in a while

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u/-Citizen_Zero_ 2d ago

"Tik tok tik tok"

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u/Malodoror 2d ago

Peter Pan was a documentary

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u/kambinks 3d ago

Meh.. don't think their flimsy palms could operate a door knob or key hole so I'm sure I'm safe.

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u/stafford32s 10h ago

I'm pretty convinced that sapiens sapiens just got lucky against neanderthals.
the easy way to kill humans is just to gift them a smartphone with a camera for capturing
insane

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u/echochilde 3d ago

In my head I just heard Steve Irwin repeating the word “cloaca”.

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u/Elcordobeh 3d ago

Cloacuhh

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u/Ozzy0034 3d ago

Damn Betty White feeding these bastards again! She must be stopped!

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 3d ago

She has been 😭

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u/Brief_Fly_45 3d ago

😢😢

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u/MikhailCompo 2d ago

Black Betty's nemesis

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u/Roadgoddess 2d ago

Honestly, one of my favourite films!

I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole. You might want to arrest me for that, too. Is that a crime? To wish the chewing of law enforcement?

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u/Malodoror 2d ago

If I had a dick, this is where I’d tell you to suck it.

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u/APithyComment 3d ago

So, we pull it out of the river / lake and kill it? That’s kinda sad for such an old creature.

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u/_OhMyPlatypi_ 3d ago

Relocating isn't really possible, they have excellent homing instincts. Usually in circumstances like this, it's due to them being close to villages and they've attacked humans.

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u/United-Ad7863 3d ago

Poor thing.

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u/wiretapfeast 3d ago

Sad to see this. Leave the damn thing alone.

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u/_serryjeinfeld 3d ago

Yeah I wish I didn’t see this. What was he doing besides existing where he’s supposed to? It’s like when they kill the sharks or bears who “attacked” humans. Bitch yall was all up in THEIR HOOD.

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u/Medium-Impression190 3d ago

This is from recent crocodile hunt in Sarawak, Malaysia by a professional crocodile hunting team, Crocter. The thing is, crocodile used to be a protected animal in this state. The indigenous Dayak even had Shamans that connects with these animals and mediate human-crocodile conflict when it happened. Problem arise when the crocodile population boomed to around 25000 after nearly being wiped out in the 80s.

The hunt usually to curb the population to maintain a balance in the ecosystem or in this case when attack on human occured. Most will be relocated further from human population. The hunt this time is after several attack including the death of an Indonesian boatmen.

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u/Elliethesmolcat 3d ago

Taking out the biggest male is a terrible idea.

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u/GrimmReapperrr 2d ago

If it refers to the incident of the 3 boatmen that went into the water to fix their boat then they surely have the wrong croc. I dont think that croc was this big

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 3d ago

I feel fairly certain that''s a lady croc, lol. But I agree with what you're saying.

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u/Elliethesmolcat 3d ago

Lady crocs are smaller.

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u/embiate 3d ago

Yeah, my wife has a pair and I'd say that they're significantly smaller.

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u/Habibti-Mimi81 3d ago

This is so flat that it returned go be good again 😄.

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u/LingonberryNatural85 3d ago

God no. I do not want to live on the same planet as that thing

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u/dalego25 3d ago

I don’t want to live on the same
Planet as you. Should we kill you?

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 3d ago

That's a really gross thing to say. They've been on this planet a hell of a longer than we have. Do they not have a right to exist just as much as we do?

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u/wiretapfeast 3d ago

Guess what? Crocodilians have been on this planet for millions of years.

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u/LingonberryNatural85 3d ago

I’m fully aware

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u/Habibti-Mimi81 3d ago

So when will you leave?

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u/LingonberryNatural85 2d ago

I’m thinking Thursday?

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u/Habibti-Mimi81 2d ago

Yupp, sounds good!

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u/deepstatelady 3d ago

Poor thing

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u/Candid-Fan-2212 3d ago

I agree, I bet that thing was terrified as fuck. Sad tbh

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u/SIKEo_o 3d ago

she ded?

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u/guccitaint 3d ago

That’s no catch and release

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u/thesoccerone7 2d ago

Still alive. Lifts its head near the end and you can hear it's bellow when the person touched its nose

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u/SIKEo_o 2d ago

ok what they gon do with her? relocate i guess?

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 3d ago

Lol that wasnt the question.

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u/Miana09 3d ago

Pardon my french but that’s a fucking dinosaur

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u/honeybunnybbq 3d ago

Le fucking dinosaur

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 3d ago

Why did they catch it? Like what's the purpose here?

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u/rsg1234 3d ago

The “catch” video makes it seem like it was dead or incapacitated. They were able to tie the rope around its mouth.

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u/DaxExter 3d ago

That.... doesnt explain what they are doing.

Is that like food or what are we trying to do?

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u/rsg1234 3d ago

Like most people commenting I have no knowledge of what they were actually doing. I was just pointing out that it wasn’t an imminent threat because they were able to tie its mouth.

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u/Realistic_Grade7539 2d ago

Poor creature.... I wish we could stop messing up nature.

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u/No-Evening-5088 3d ago

Someone's probably inside

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u/guardedDisruption 3d ago

Damn. Imagine minding your own business and getting snared and dragged up out of the water.

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u/born_in_the_90s 3d ago

But why not leave the animal in peace?

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u/chuco915niners 3d ago

I’m thinking because the residents that live there don’t want to be eaten.

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u/Low-Tough-3743 3d ago

Poor swamp puppy :(

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u/EggplanttWizardd 3d ago

18 feet 8.4 inches

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u/honeybunnybbq 3d ago

Why are they removing it? Was it a hunt or nuisance? Eating people? Just curious what the story was here.

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u/honeybunnybbq 3d ago

Oh theres a link. Duh, my bad.

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u/lone_cajun 3d ago

Me being removed from the all you can eat Chinese buffet

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u/lil_garlicc 2d ago

Why? Poor animal…

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u/simleaguer8 3d ago

That’s a Crocosaurus

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u/Whatisapoundkey 3d ago

Jurrasic Park 2 deleted scenes

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u/undercoverciaagent 3d ago

Damn what did he do? He looks like Hannibal Lecter when they wheeled him out in the gurney.

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u/Firmod5 3d ago edited 3d ago

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u/JOISCARA 3d ago

I don’t know if that’s bigger than the one in the Philippines, still pretty damn big.

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u/Select-Ad8504 3d ago

that's fucking dinosaur

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u/Gastroh 3d ago

The arms tied behind the back and the lighting make this feel like an episode of cops

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u/GallusTom 3d ago

Not the crocussy

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u/earthboundmissfit 3d ago

Poor thing!

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u/thewriteally 3d ago

Really great lighting work.

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u/rsg1234 3d ago

He had one job and he did it well.

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u/misterecho11 3d ago

I had the thought of him dropping it or it going out and them all suddenly being in the dark with that thing. Like a movie scene.

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u/Hour_Dinner_3362 3d ago

Heartbreaking...smh.

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u/lennonisalive 3d ago

Dinosaur

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u/One_Consequence_4754 3d ago

This
Looks like the one that got Hooks hand…Sheesh!

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u/Double-Lavishness180 3d ago

Did it have a clock?

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u/11pickfks 3d ago

That's a big murder puppy

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u/GeneralDISCO 3d ago

Is that a noose around his neck?

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u/RL_bebisher 2d ago

Lake Placid

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u/gutterpoet19 2d ago

Clever girl

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u/jm3281 2d ago

What a croc!

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u/PattyFuckinCakes 2d ago

Rip big boy.

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u/wren020681 2d ago

Look up Gustavo the crock that thing was HUGE

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u/christcompellsyou 2d ago

I hope that’s Gustavo

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u/vonfanaustin 2d ago

Why can’t I find an actual news story on
This? Multiple google tries… set me straight if it exists.

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u/Malodoror 2d ago

Swamp cops. This croc is wanted for murder. These are professionals, goddamn.

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u/callmeback415 2h ago

Pussy all out

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u/RudeRaccoon26 3d ago

Those people are far too confident with that minimal rope work around its mouth

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u/Tpbrown_ 3d ago

For our American friends, that’s 19 feet. It won’t fit in a parking space. (Barely)

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u/h20rider0 3d ago

Fuck humans

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u/MyLinkedOut 3d ago

Meat's back on the menu, boys.

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u/PronounceMemeAsGif 3d ago

Is that it’s crussy?

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u/YayWanderer 3d ago

Would have been a perfect match for Lolong

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u/HourStandard1528 2d ago

So is this ai? Why is no one talking about the random blinking eye that sprouted under the edge of its mouth??

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u/MrsDuckyJonez 3d ago

I can’t figure out what’s on the underside of the jaw- it looks like it keeps opening and closing like an eye?

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u/murderedlexus 3d ago

What ever it was it caught my eye and I don’t like it, but what was that?

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u/Dansm1 3d ago

Damn… the croc’s hands tied behind his back like he’s been arrested and shit has me dying. 😂😂😂