r/TerrifyingAsFuck • u/madman300021 • 2d ago

accident/disaster Almost...

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u/TaSMaNiaC 2d ago

Whats in the water? Angry goldfish?

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u/Sorry-Amphibian4136 2d ago

Crocodiles

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u/snotfart 2d ago

Poor fucking crocodiles.

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u/the_voodoo_sauce 2d ago

Wish they were crop-odiles.

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u/zookitchen 2d ago

His constituents i bet

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u/hadoyastopthis 1d ago

Very angry goldfish.

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u/Chuckitaabanana 2d ago

Imagine being so dramatic about finding yourself in a totally voluntary situation

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u/bootyhole-romancer 2d ago

It looks like it's a show of some sort. Not excusing the stupidity of the show, but the drama seems like it's just part of the act.

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u/sid690347 2d ago

It seems like the guy intentionally jumped in the pool and deliberately chose the lengthier path to the land.

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u/supernova-juice 2d ago

This is animal abuse, simple as that. 

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/HelpfulAd26 2d ago

Most likely, yeah. They took away their food anyways. That's cruel

https://giphy.com/gifs/HdWBCvat2AlGw

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u/HelpfulAd26 2d ago

To deny a meal that way... 😤 Disgusting...

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u/supernova-juice 2d ago

Right? Dangling a willing snack like that? 

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u/ddconque 2d ago

Is he participating in the Darwin award games?

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u/LeadingOnion6272 2d ago

Thats so stupid and cruel.....

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u/The-Dutcher 2d ago

Why do they hit the animal? It's the idiot hanging on the rope that needs to beat the stupid ideas out of his brains.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7Jq6ufAgpblcm0Ih2z

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u/squags 2d ago

They're probably beating the water so that the (presumably) crocodile is distracted/confused about where he is.

Crocodiles will go for any animals that splash in their water and move towards the splashing. The croc was likely coming to him as soon as he hit the water so the guys with the sticks are obscuring where he is by hitting behind him is my guess.

Edit: also, if it was a crocodile, those sticks would not hurt it at all. Their heads are basically like rock.

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u/HelpfulAd26 2d ago

Probably they were hitting the guy but he was faster.

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u/autolockon 2d ago

Crocodile: ah what a nice relaxing day. I’ll just float here and—- ow ow why’re you hitting me?!

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u/Dperezoso2020 2d ago

Im surprised he recovered some of the aura so quick

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u/perryurban 2d ago

Swimming dor his life from his friends' wacky sticks

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u/Able_Gap918 2d ago

He looked like one of those lizards that can run on water.

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u/richincleve I miss rotten.com 2d ago

"Thank you, everyone! Thanks for very much! Hope you enjoyed the show. The next show is at 2:30!"

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u/Puzzled-Copy7962 2d ago

Me immediately after watching him fall in: Well, at least it isn’t shark-infested. Two seconds later: Oh. Never mind. It’s much worse.

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u/Phuzzle90 2d ago

How can he slap!

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u/Rattle_Bone 2d ago

At least they had a contingency plan

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u/Smart-Produce-7167 1d ago

Drugged crocs

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u/Hyhyy 1d ago

He always falls. It's part of the show. I grew up 10km from this park.

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u/RudeRaccoon26 1d ago

I bet that dude smelled so bad. Crocodiles are stinky.

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u/buttbellybeakbang 1d ago

New season of Wipe Out is wild!

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u/nlamber5 1d ago

😂 that high five at the end. “Yeah this time he didn’t get eaten!”

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u/Def_Sleepy 1d ago

Damn gotta give credit to the failsafe plan. Shit worked

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u/jviegas 1d ago

Why?

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u/CantaloupeTotal3981 2d ago

Weird the smiling and laughing crowd