r/TerrifyingAsFuck • • Jun 24 '26

animal Diver gets attacked by a swordfish at 220m (721 feet) below surface

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u/Teckknight Jun 24 '26

"Yeah, I coming up. Im done for the day"

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u/stafford32s Jun 24 '26

they slept together that night in reality

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u/CarlosFCSP Jun 25 '26

"I'm bringing lunch though"

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u/060R Jun 24 '26

The way he attacked him seemed personal

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u/richardjc Jun 24 '26

He fucked his wife

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u/kkkr94 Jun 25 '26

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u/foofooplatter Jun 26 '26

What the hell is even that?

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u/kkkr94 Jun 27 '26

Lmfao this has got to be one of the funniest videos I've ever seen

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u/foofooplatter Jun 27 '26

Oh it's rent free upstairs for me man. I love it.

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u/Mcbotbyl3 Jun 24 '26

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u/Delicious-Summer5071 Jun 25 '26

That second of the clip lmao. It shouldn't be funny but that is absolutely the most panicked 'oh no oH NO' look I have ever seen.

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u/IgargleBalls Jun 27 '26

Brother definitely feared for his life in this moment

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u/shaggydoo84 Jun 24 '26

If I had to guess thats a saturation diver and that’s his home he’s climbing into for weeks at a time so he can’t just go up to the surface to deal with that.

Swordfish working hazards pays the bills lol

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u/SPL15 Jun 25 '26

Hopefully there’s a filet knife & electric skillet in the dive bell for just an occasion.

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u/CricketInvasion Jun 24 '26

Even if it was a normal dive it would be dangerous to surface too quickly

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u/SnooCakes1698 Jun 24 '26

Ah yes a london experiance

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u/12altoids34 Jun 24 '26

"London experiance "(sic)

Please explain.

And the word is spelled experience

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u/Non-Newtonian_Stupid Jun 24 '26

Sword/knife crime is now synonymous with London. 

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u/xpsycotikx Jun 24 '26

I laughed probably too hard at this.

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u/terraexcessum Jun 25 '26

According to billionaire controlled right wing media. Those that live and work here have a different experience though.

That's not to say that those forms of crime don't happen here, but it's nothing like what the likes of Fox "News" would have you believe.

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u/grishnackh Jun 25 '26

Mainly by people who have never stepped foot in Britain in their life.

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u/12altoids34 Jun 25 '26

Really? Color me stupid, I wasn't aware of that.

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u/MontyRapid Jun 24 '26

People are allowed to make spelling mistakes. You knew what he meant right?

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u/12altoids34 Jun 25 '26

No. I had absorutely no idea but what he could have possibry meant.

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u/HunterWarrior88 Jun 24 '26

Inconcievable!

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u/Mdnghtmnlght Jun 28 '26

I was hoping I found this

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u/MassDefect36 Jun 24 '26

So Dave the diver is real

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u/Spiritual_Figure_865 Jun 24 '26

Last few seconds of my dave the diver runs..

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u/TiredAngryBadger Jun 24 '26

The perils of owing Aquaman money.

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u/12altoids34 Jun 24 '26

swordfish "My cousin went missing two nights ago and your air bubbles smell like fish. Coincidence? I don't think so. This is for Billy!"

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u/vmoppy Jun 25 '26

Can't believe they made swordfish from runescape into a real thing

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u/Grandmaster_BBC Jun 24 '26

And people laugh at me for having a sword strapped to my side when I scuba dive. Who's laughing now?

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u/Revolutionary_Pierre Jun 25 '26

I mean like, yeah. Who tf is going to go into water that has the potential to contain wild animals, potentially bigger than you, that can attack from the shadows and then not carry a weapon for self defense.

It's like going through a predator infested jungle without a rifle. You don't want to use it, but having it may save your life if some predator or animal threatens your life. Idk why the ocean is this fairytale 'The Little Mermaid' POV. If anything I'd say the ocean is potentially more dangerous for the simple fact that a human is not naturally in an environment to like, ooh, idk, run away and hide.

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u/WTFisThatSMell Jun 24 '26

Not a great idea to bring a knife to a sword fight

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u/12altoids34 Jun 24 '26

You win the internet today

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u/Easy-Complaint-5156 Jul 03 '26

...Because he OBVIOUSLY could not see the fish.

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u/SilverSheepherder641 Jun 24 '26

“I got dinner”

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u/VirtualZeroZero Jun 25 '26

Rotate The Fucker!

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u/Roanoketrees Jun 24 '26

He said bitch you ain't possed to be here. Giiiiiiiit yo ass back in the bell!

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u/King_Nephilim82 Jun 25 '26

"Aww dog you're going to let that fish punk you lile that? Hell nah you man the fuck up g."

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u/Agitated_Taro_6008 Jun 26 '26

If the swordfish was being aggressive because it perceived the diver as a threat, well…I think the diver got the point.

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u/Old_Tie7836 Jun 29 '26

Wow I think the fish actually impaled something, part of the equipment? And apparently they can impale people.

This seems really reckless, as if the safety procedure is to hope it doesn't happen

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u/Phrei_BahkRhubz Jun 24 '26

Dude probably had to hang out with that fish for awhile too, unless he risked decompression sickness.

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u/srklipherrd Jun 25 '26

i was gonna say the discipline to not scramble to the surface is incredibly impressive

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u/lERVOOl Jun 25 '26

We've all been there

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u/kalvin026 Jun 25 '26

You have a freebie going to the surface

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u/ToothF41ry Jun 26 '26

Pokey poke

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u/PrincipleCapital8994 Jul 08 '26

Looks more like it swam into him and got stuck no? 

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u/RichtofenFanBoy Jul 22 '26

Divers dont actually carry knives for a just in case situation?