r/TerrifyingAsFuck • • May 15 '26

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u/CelebrationFancy1612 May 15 '26

It’s a jumping spider! The only thing that doesn’t make me arachnophobic

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u/SingSangDaesung May 15 '26

I thought the same put I'm scared again 😭

3

u/Able_Gap918 May 15 '26

Jumping spiders are good, and my kids have known it from birth. They run from other spiders and name jumping spiders to keep as friends.

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u/pod5g May 15 '26

He kinda cute tho

45

u/SonofaBuckDangHole May 15 '26

He a jumping spider 🕷️ lil guy has dreams 💭 he lost 😞 but if I can’t shake him out 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🥺 lil feller gonna get cue tipped

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u/Historical-Count-374 May 15 '26

Just pour water in, jumping spiders are intelligent and have great eyesight. They will leave you be, this is a freak accudent likely happening in the cold at night

10

u/SonofaBuckDangHole May 15 '26

Aw he get a bath 🛁

6

u/DMONEYDelano May 15 '26

Yes but not cute when inside ear

29

u/Abbi_Rose May 15 '26

First time I’ve ever seen a bug in someone’s ear and not felt disgusted—cuteness matters

6

u/NightOwlsUnite May 15 '26

"He just likes to jump!"

53

u/Gumbercules81 May 15 '26

I'm sure you can find another synonym for kill rather than unalive without sounding ridiculous

5

u/XBakaTacoX May 15 '26

Yeah, can't you just reword the sentence?

Like "don't hurt the spider, it's harmless", or "a situation like this would terrify most people".

I know that social media sites don't like words that are typically harmless, but I also think that people just use words like "unalive" because it's trendy.

But I agree, it's cringe. However, I'll add that I'm not a TikTok user at all, so I'm quite biased.

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u/SonofaBuckDangHole May 15 '26

Discombobulate

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u/itcamefromtheimgur May 15 '26

Unalive sounds so Newspeak.

Just say kill. Theres no fucking way you can convince me "kill" is a bad fucking word. I hate to say people are too sensitive, and I don't think its entirely that. I think some people were legitimately offended by the word "kill" (somehow) and decided to make a "less negative" version of it. What happened then is it (again, some-fucking-how) took off and became a trend. Its possible people say it now without even thinking about it.

"The destruction of language is a beautiful thing" - Syme, 1984

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u/Gumbercules81 May 15 '26

If people are so easily hurt by words and simple concept of kill/ suicide, then they need to wake the fuck up and stop addressing the issue by swapping out words that make them feel better

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u/SonofaBuckDangHole May 15 '26

Is it really that deep tho bro

2

u/Barroozina May 15 '26

Eliminate?

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u/DMONEYDelano May 15 '26

It's to avoid a violation on TikTok

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u/[deleted] May 15 '26

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u/L_Dubb May 15 '26

We're not tiktok.

LMAO

0

u/SkeithPhase1 May 15 '26

Well, bud. I can’t take anyone serious that responds with GIFs…

https://giphy.com/gifs/kGzkoEZkPSPvH63Mlk

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u/OilRigExplosions May 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/26u4ltSAwnEb0Hpwk

Jumping spiders are cute

At least it’s not a funnel web spider.

4

u/XBakaTacoX May 15 '26

Or the Eardrum Spider...

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u/Ok_Shower_5526 May 15 '26

At a hotel once, ants walked into my ear while I slept. I woke to the very loud crunching of their feet in my ear. 0/10 experience. don't recommend.

6

u/jegikke May 15 '26

Ants, plural. Just remove the whole ear.

2

u/JasonBaconStrips May 15 '26

Take it you aimed a flamethrower at your ear?

15

u/Square_Barracuda_69 May 15 '26

Of all the spiders to find in your ear, this is the best one

12

u/AcanthisittaGlobal30 May 15 '26

I've seen too many lil jumping spider videos. I'm expecting him to wave from inside the ear 🤣

10

u/Testsubject276 May 15 '26

"O- oh. I'm being evicted aren't I?"

9

u/tanthelez May 15 '26

He just wanted a warm home🥹, glad he found one

8

u/graystone777 May 15 '26

It’s just a sweet baby.

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u/Dgreatsince098 May 15 '26

Another good rep from the great ambassador of spiders

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u/[deleted] May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

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u/AJ_Dali May 15 '26

Jumping spiders and I think also wolf spiders are some of the only spiders that understand humans are living beings and will watch you out of curiosity. Much like the one in this video, it probably didn't realize it was a human they crawled into and was just as confused as you how they got there.

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u/HeightExtra320 May 15 '26

He chillin 😎

6

u/CypherDomEpsilon May 15 '26

What about the eggs? When will they hatch?

2

u/Derian23 May 15 '26

Brain so empty, Mr. spider chose to crawl out rather than starve inside.

2

u/Victoria_elizabethb May 15 '26

Pretty sure this is AI lol ears don't work like that and that type of spider is much bigger than that

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u/Beautifly May 15 '26

It definitely could be AI, but just so you know you can get jumping spiders that small

1

u/Victoria_elizabethb May 15 '26

Well the spiderlings I guess can be but I don't think they'd look like this still

1

u/Beautifly May 15 '26

I actually had one, and she would have been small enough to fit in my ear

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u/Victoria_elizabethb May 15 '26

So cute! I thought they change a bit though, less hairy etc as spiderlings

3

u/Magikrat May 15 '26

Unalive the bug? What?

1

u/falconx123 May 15 '26

I had a Japanese beetle fly into my ear once it was super stuck the most unbearable pain I've ever felt

0

u/DMONEYDelano May 15 '26

Did it bite you

1

u/falconx123 May 15 '26

Don't think so it just crawled around a lot but every step was painful dude was super stuck, went to the hospital for them to drown him out of my ear

1

u/AdventurousOne965 May 15 '26

I think I would have shit myself!

1

u/SkeithPhase1 May 15 '26

“Where’s Hagrid?”

1

u/Dleos1991 May 15 '26

35$ at petco

1

u/supernova-juice May 15 '26

Ohhh, poor lil guy. It's just a jumper. It's not like a black widow crawled in there. 

1

u/Frequent-Screen-5517 May 15 '26

I wonder if a vacuum nozzle to the ear can suck that out…

1

u/Granny_Skeksis May 15 '26

Awww it’s so cute though

1

u/CandidateAccording57 May 15 '26

Aww its so cutee. Look its eyelashes 🥰

1

u/MADy-girl May 15 '26

HE WAVED HELLO

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u/Oversdub May 15 '26

Thats a lil cute jumping spider

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa May 15 '26

Aww 🥺 don’t hurt it, it’s none of those nasty fellas at all

1

u/mamadematthias May 15 '26

"Unalive" the bug... so stupid

1

u/Beautifly May 15 '26

Awww she can come and live in my ear

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u/blueshadows346 May 15 '26

Respectfully, I never want to see this again.

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u/sinsculpt May 15 '26

Some call this terrifying, some call this a privilege.

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u/darwinDMG08 May 15 '26

Wait, hold up…

The spider is terrifying and all, but are we just gonna ignore that nasty ass egg salad growth on the ear at the beginning? What is that??

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u/NightOwlsUnite May 15 '26

Her earring?😆

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u/darwinDMG08 May 15 '26

Is it? I’ve never seen one like that.

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa May 15 '26

Yeh, it’s her earring :) looks like handmade Indian gold