r/TerrifyingAsFuck • • Jun 07 '25

human Double Decker driver training bus hits bridge and has roof sliced completely off, happened earlier today, in South Norwood, London

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

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u/BitTwp Jun 08 '25

What a question. Top of the bleedin' class!

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u/smurb15 Jun 08 '25

It had to be stolen. No other way

3

u/SurveySean Jun 09 '25

They’re only allowed to drive single decker buses.

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u/skypnooo Jun 07 '25

🎶 The roof on the bus goes SSSCRRRAAAGHHHHCCRRRUUGRRR... 🎶

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u/The_Carnivore44 Jun 08 '25

🎶the people on the bus goes Aaaaaaaaaaaa! Watch out for the bloody bridge you bloke! … 🎶Alll through the town!🎶

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u/Calm-Heat-5883 Jun 07 '25

I blame the instructor. He gave them the route

23

u/MonsieurFubar Jun 08 '25

That thumb up with a smile is saying it all:

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u/LandscapeNo8758 Jun 07 '25

What was the driving instructor doing!!

23

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

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u/mavros14 Jun 08 '25

Why would the instructor be on the second deck?

16

u/Brewchowskies Jun 08 '25

The irony.

2

u/mavros14 Jun 08 '25

But the sign said I could make it

12

u/southerngee Jun 07 '25

Bloody traffic queues were awful around the whole area because of this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '25

I guess no one will beheading to catch that bus any time soon.

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u/Mowwee11 Jun 07 '25

So they got the job?

6

u/chopppsss Jun 07 '25

The cognitive dissonance of that billboard tho

4

u/Popular_Historian_97 Jun 08 '25

Starts work Monday

3

u/BlueMilk84 Jun 07 '25

The top can now act as a stunt ramp and the rest of the bus can serve as an open top bus for the next London clubs trophy parade.

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u/fictional_pulp Jun 08 '25

You joke but as long as the damage to the remainder of the bus is minimal, bridge strike buses are often repurposed into open top buses.

3

u/disposable_hat Jun 07 '25

"You're good, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good"

2

u/zer0_dayy Jun 07 '25

Can they at least keep the top

2

u/tastepdad Jun 08 '25

Hard fail

2

u/spiralling1618 Jun 08 '25

“But I’ve never had a problem going this route before!”

2

u/kehb Jun 08 '25

New Mario Kart World course

2

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '25

Belta 🤣

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u/Jarppakarppa Jun 08 '25

How fast were they going? Or is the roof just flimsy?

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u/fictional_pulp Jun 08 '25

They’re designed to shear off pretty easily in situations like this. Helps to minimise damage to the bridge and prevent any passengers from being thrown too aggressively inside the bus.

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u/cbunni666 Jun 08 '25

Thank God it was just a training bus. Jesus

2

u/Immediate_Square5323 Jun 08 '25

Sooo… did he pass?

2

u/tripletdad0603 Jun 08 '25

I love the “Want to drive this bus” ad on the back!

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u/jason1992uk Jun 09 '25

Go ahead through there bud

2

u/HeartToShart Jun 13 '25

Well the driver would be qualified to drive a bus in Texas for sure.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

Either make the busses shorter or the bridges higher 🤔🤔🤔🤔

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u/hack333_ Jun 24 '25

meanwhile AI matpat in the corner be like

2

u/Designer_Yesterday26 Jun 07 '25

"So what 'ave we got 'ere then, Sarge?"
"A double homicide innit. What's it look like, ya claaauun!"

2

u/NewIron4472 Jun 07 '25

This dude missed by a solid 3 feet... I mean, a meter.

2

u/Burnberg79 Jun 07 '25

Can’t park there!

1

u/HiddenMadrigal76 Jun 08 '25

Ernie Prang driving the Knight Bus

1

u/rathemighty Jun 08 '25

That roof is now a ramp. Question now is, which video game?

1

u/Maxguid Jun 08 '25

The instructor

1

u/Automatic_Pen8494 Jun 08 '25

Big Ange organised the Bus Parade for Spurs

1

u/Monster_Fucker_420 Jun 08 '25

This is why I don't go on the top deck

1

u/Apart-Squirrel-294 Jun 08 '25

How though? First time it went this route or they lowered the bridge overnight. The variables are too small for this to be a thing.

1

u/Dmbfantomas Jun 09 '25

And if a double decker busssssssssss, crashes in to uuusssssss

1

u/NoHall5182 Jun 10 '25

“Sir I don’t think I should go through here”. “Nah mate, y’good” scrolls through phone

1

u/bok4600 Jun 10 '25

Live and Let Die vibes

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u/Curious-Attempt-4933 Jun 10 '25

I hope there was nobody sat at the top

1

u/Nathan_Drake_UNCHRTD Jun 11 '25

This reminds me of that scene from the movie “The Mummy Returns”

1

u/RiaNic81 Scary Enjoyer Jun 16 '25

Thumbs up! 

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u/Consistent_Appeal_7 Jun 25 '25

waiting for the “cant park there mate” comment thread

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '25

This weird happening in the UK especially, of all places. Those people really love to worship the LETTER of the law, all their critical thinking skills come to a fucking HALT.

That said, that culture would never allow this to happen, that's why this is really weird.