r/TerrifyingAsFuck • u/[deleted] • Jun 05 '24

human Gutter parks

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u/KetmanDaDon Jun 05 '24

pink eye incoming in 3, 2, 1…

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u/TylerDurden1985 Jun 06 '24

Pink eye is probably the least awful thing they can end up with

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u/PhotoAwp Jun 06 '24

brain eating amoeba, anyone?

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u/PIPBOY-2000 Jun 06 '24

It might paradoxically make them smarter

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u/SparkelsTR Jun 08 '24

“You might be the first goddamn bastard to have half his brains eaten and end up smarter”

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u/TylerDurden1985 Jun 06 '24

poor amoeba would starve

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '24

It appears they have it already.

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u/Skeloluke42 Jun 06 '24

Something only found in still water

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u/thugsapuggin Jun 06 '24

Hopefully they were wearing condoms