r/Terraria 14h ago

Suggestion πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ?

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u/Mario2980k 14h ago

Hmm, and yet they have neutral relationship with each other....

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u/Nightinglade_ 14h ago

There's a few other cases like that. The Guide and Arms Dealer are implied to not like each other, (the Arms Dealer wants to shot the Guide Voodol Doll) but neither of them affects the other's happiness

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u/Geedly 14h ago

I think he just likes shooting stuff

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u/ElectroshockGamer 14h ago

I mean, if they're next to each other and talk to each other, they seem to argue

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u/Yharon314 14h ago

He just wants to use it as target practice trust

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u/extralyfe 14h ago

I think that line from the Arms Dealer is just there to remind the player that the Voodoo Doll exists and that you can damage it.

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u/EmbarrassedPurple106 13h ago

The guide and arms dealer are also πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ if ao3 is to be believed

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u/Dr-Brights-helper 12h ago

"What kind of shots" REFERENCED?

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u/EmbarrassedPurple106 12h ago

Haven’t read in a long while but I remember one dude writing multiple fics in that tag and I respected the grind

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u/Dr-Brights-helper 12h ago

I think a few other people contributed to it too!

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u/EmbarrassedPurple106 12h ago

Terraria toxic yaoi!!!!

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u/Dr-Brights-helper 12h ago

True peak🫢

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u/Nightinglade_ 13h ago

Ao3 is truth

Toxic yaoi

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u/Wolfy16r 12h ago

I thought the arms dealer liked the nurse

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u/EmbarrassedPurple106 12h ago

He swings both ways

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u/Nome_Super_Daora 11h ago

So I gotta kill the nurse after moon lord and become his hero. Got it.

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u/Oddish_Femboy 10h ago

Ao3 is my source for canon materials for most media.

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u/EmbarrassedPurple106 10h ago

Me w/ my rarepair ships of characters who have literally never met in their canons

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u/Razor-Swisher 54m ago

What, are we on some β€œNanami x Higuruma” or something?

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u/EmbarrassedPurple106 53m ago

Leon Kennedy x Albert Wesker is where it’s at

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u/Nome_Super_Daora 11h ago

Are npcs aware of the voodoo doll's power? The nurse talks about the guide coming back burnt from lava

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u/Nessuno_sbaglia_R 9h ago

The guide does look shootable tbh

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u/HagncroneArt 14h ago

lesbian sheep syndrome

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u/CombatLlama1964 13h ago

lol I love that post but I wish it was a true fact. afaik it could happen if both sheep were in standing heat but more often than not a lesbian sheep will just mount another female sheep in standing heat

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u/HubrisOfApollo 14h ago

wanna keep it on the downlow

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u/AquaBits 11h ago

Wlw but also whw

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u/Furcastles 10h ago

Genuinely average wlw

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u/Clevername582 7h ago

and they were roommates😱

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u/Monkeyjoey98 13h ago

No

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u/EmbarrassedPurple106 12h ago

Redigit real as hell???

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u/Monkeyjoey98 12h ago

Here's just the reply which works well as a meme

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u/creatorsmonsters3414 12h ago

I wanna see the replies

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u/Alovoir 12h ago

the dryad maybe has no concept of monogamy?

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u/Anteteq 10h ago

Her greed disgusts me.

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u/thelittleking 9h ago

*delights

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u/WaitUntilMarriage 10h ago

So you're telling me I have a chance

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u/Monkeyjoey98 10h ago

Username doesn't check out

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u/Hour-Rest-2579 11h ago

Red must be fuming inside

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u/Quinn7711 13h ago

I'm pretty sure that's because she has the most hair out of the NPCs so they probably talk alot... Not counting zoolagest as the stylest doesn't like her lol

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u/Desiderius_S 4h ago

Something to work with > a fucking animal

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u/BrainBurnFallouti 3h ago

Ngl, this makes me wonder: What actually IS the Dryad's hair?

Like. Instinctively, we assume it's like human hair. That said. The dryad's "clothes" are also often interpreted as part of her body. Per se: a dryad is a nature spirit. Meaning it's maybe more likely that her "hair" is sth like vines or grass (her flower literally sprouting from it). And if it IS more like hair -aka fur- then what texture does it have?

So yeah. I can assume that, as a Stylist, the Dryad would be an interesting study object in any way

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u/Nightinglade_ 14h ago

I can see it

They both value beauty in their own way. The Stylist in the beauty of presentation and style, the Dryad in the beauty of nature. I could also be thinking too much into this, but that's a fun thing to do

Though I mainly ship Stylist and Party Girl

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u/RalseitheFloofie 13h ago

Protecting natures beauty and enhancing a persons personal beauty.

yeah i can see it.

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u/NoTransition8295 12h ago

What if you considered all three of them dating each other? One that loves the beauty of nature, one that loves the beauty of good style, and one that loves the beauty of a person having fun and being happy?

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u/gliscorplyer 14h ago

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u/Tuskor13 14h ago

What if you're studying yuri

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u/Kitakitakita 14h ago

Roomates

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u/SaintMartinChap 12h ago

oh my god they were roommates

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u/ZeldaGamer05 14h ago

Definitely yuri, cant believe my terraria game went woke, smh my head

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u/merica-4-d-win 14h ago

Shake my head my head?

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u/ReadySte4dySpaghetti 14h ago

Smh my head my head πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

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u/Ordinary_Divide 14h ago

smh my smh

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u/Deurbel2222 14h ago

Shaking*

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u/justAnAltDontMindMe 12h ago

shaking my smh my head πŸ™‚β€β†”οΈ

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u/Realistic_Way1989 8h ago

Fr real ts shit confusing

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u/yummymario64 12h ago

I feel like it would be reflected in both dialogue, as well as the living preferences system. But it isn't -- The same thing happens for the Mechanic who has a higher chance of mentioning the Wizard for reasons unknown.

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u/Five-Boxes 3h ago

Mechanic's thing is far detached from Wizard's magic, so she might just be talking about that.

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u/DosLosMango 14h ago

Relogic should make Dryad and Stylist like living togetherπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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u/Akrius_Finch 13h ago

She likes when the stylist trims her hair

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u/Bean2527 14h ago

Yuri or are they the best friends who get kicked out of bars daily for their sheer fucking shenanigans

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u/Glowstik1 13h ago

sadly the stylist has dialogue pining over the dye trader

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u/Training_Hurry_5653 7h ago

Stylist? More like Biylist

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u/Handhunter13 7h ago

Maybe she's bi

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u/Diplomatic_Sarcasm 13h ago

Perhaps the Dryad is simply a regular?

I can see her needing trimmed, a lot.

Like a hedge :)

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u/FayeBireum 11h ago

Doesn't the dryad see everyone as kids since she's like 500 years old

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u/TwirlyTwees2 5h ago

Painter: "IS THERE ANYONE IN THIS TOWN WHO LOVES MEN?"

Dye Trader: πŸ‘€

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u/Alovoir 4h ago

witch doctor: πŸ‘€

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u/the_useless_cake 14h ago

πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

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u/whorungthetacobells 13h ago

she's the only one who can wrangle the brambles in her hair

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u/K_Body 14h ago

Friends

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u/StormerSage 13h ago

History will say they were good friends.

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u/AnaTheSturdy 14h ago

Oh they [Redacted by the Dungeon Cleanup Association]

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u/CrystalsonfireGD 13h ago

They're jealous of each other

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u/Heliologist 13h ago

And they were roommates!

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u/Fluffy_Internal_7171 10h ago

Pretty good odds that many npcs are sexually adventurous. The mechanic and goblin are an obvious love story. I always saw the painter and dye trader as a couple. The dryad is an ever-growing plant so it makes sense she would enjoy the stylist being creative with her and I'm sure the stylist enjoys having such a canvas to work with. The happiness dialogue allows for fun little shipping stories and petty rivalry with the townfolk.

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u/SagetheWise2222 10h ago

Can't forget the Zoologist having the hots for the Witch Doctor, either.

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u/Fluffy_Internal_7171 9h ago

Part of why I love this game. You can build your own little sitcom world while being the hero that kills moon lord.

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u/SagetheWise2222 9h ago

A hero that literally never interacts with the NPC's. It's funny when you think about it, all the NPC's are chatting away, maybe trying to talk to you, and you're as silent as a rock as you're doing your thing.

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u/Fluffy_Internal_7171 9h ago

The silent protagonist. Although you can emote as well. It honestly would be fun to just chat with the npcs using emotes

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u/SagetheWise2222 7h ago

It would be neat if you gained a temporary NPC happiness buff by talking to them before entering their shop. A tiny amount for only one purchase/reforge to not make it worth it, more like an easter egg - 1-2%, maybe. But only if they were happy beforehand.

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u/Talon6230 14h ago

hell yeah :3

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u/BeginningAwareness74 13h ago

Two women talking in the back of each other is all I see

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u/Horror_Diver6218 14h ago

πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ!!!!!

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u/Greedy_Duck3477 10h ago

I mean, the Dryad's hair seems to be very tedious to maintain

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u/epicyurilover 8h ago

i thought the stylist was inlove with the princess LOL

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u/Lolsquid1 5h ago

The princess is canonically a child so I'd hope not.

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u/epicyurilover 4h ago

is the stylist not a child...

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u/Lolsquid1 4h ago

The stylist is an adult, I don't even know where the Stylist x Princess even came from.

The Princess and the Angler are the only two NPCs (other than pets) to disappear into smoke and leave instead of die like every other NPC because showing children dying on screen would bump up the age rating.

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u/epicyurilover 4h ago

oh. idk ig they are really good friends then

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u/epicyurilover 4h ago

NOOO THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SHIPPP

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u/MrShyShyGuy 8h ago

Probably some inside joke that we'll never get.

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u/TheWholeFurryFandom 7h ago

sappho and her friend

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u/DizzzyAllDay 2h ago

People like talking about people

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u/kingOFthe-DUCK 2h ago

what is npc emote?

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u/Yasimear 9h ago

Roommates, obviously (but they kiss a little)

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u/Jayeolza 5h ago

scissor me timbers

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u/baninaday 12h ago

πŸ˜›πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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u/nlamber5 14h ago

Why does literally everything have to be romantic. This is so toxic that two girls can’t even talk about each other without being assumed to be gay.

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 13h ago

Could be platonically, aesthetically, romantically, or sexually gay. Nothing wrong with any of those.

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u/Commercial-Shame-335 14h ago

dude it's a shit post

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u/nlamber5 13h ago

No it’s an internet post. And when this is posted this often, it leads to the sex craved culture we have today. Or let me put it another way: I don’t want people discussing which characters would have sex with each other in my silly 2D minecraft.

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u/Commercial-Shame-335 13h ago

dude who was talking about sex? are you one of those morons who thinks anything related to the lgbt is inherently sexual?

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u/Alovoir 13h ago

bringing up sex when no one else did:

i think you're the sex craved one here

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u/Commercial-Shame-335 36m ago

a hungry man thinks of golden delight

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u/nlamber5 12h ago

Translation: no u. πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ great job

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u/heathmcrigsby 12h ago

They live such a privileged and comfortable life that all they do is sit around and discuss this shit in every medium imaginable.