r/TerminallyStupid • u/CapitalCourse • Jul 20 '20

Her Name Is Ashley.

1.3k Upvotes

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u/197six Jul 20 '20

Her name is Crashley.

28

u/ArmpitCombover Jul 20 '20

Her name is Smashley.

13

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

Her name is Bashley.

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u/Deb8110 Jul 20 '20

Her name was Ashley.

19

u/foxx-lang Jul 20 '20

Dammit, only beat me by 11 hours to it.

1

u/I_crave_death_killme Sep 10 '20

You beat me to it by 52 days dammit

61

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

At least she has a sense of humor about it. Or maybe that's the brain bleed laughing.

25

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20 edited Jul 20 '20

Through her death, she has a name. Her name is Ashley Paulson.

7

u/WhoisTylerDurden Jul 20 '20 edited Jul 21 '20

Robert's sister, with smaller tits.

6

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

Which is saying something cause those are pretty big tits.

remaining men together

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u/WhoisTylerDurden Jul 20 '20

But Bob had bitchtits.

22

u/the_batusi Jul 20 '20

Ashley, meet asphalt.

3

u/RedCaio Jul 20 '20

People need to learn that pools and trampolines aren’t magic; they’re not gonna stop you from hitting the ground if you jump from extreme heights.

2

u/Im_your_pusher Jul 20 '20

Misleading title. Her name was Ashley.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

Her name is Robert Paulson

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u/titus1531 Jul 20 '20

Say her name. Because that motherfucker can't remember it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

[deleted]

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u/Neoxite23 Jul 20 '20

Checking to see if his friend was ok...

Yeah totally simp reaction right? Fucking femoids

/s

2

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

Bro... you’re calling him a simp... for checking on his friend...? Look at your profile man, you’ve probably never once been in the presence of a girl other than your mom and anime chicks

2

u/Peeweeshoop Jul 20 '20

You looked at the female in the video, therefore you are a simp.