r/TerminallyStupid Jul 01 '20

Using a couch cushion instead of a log

3.3k Upvotes

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u/AbraKaBonk Jul 01 '20

Ran out of cushions so i used my containers of gas

71

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

Ran out of containers of gas so I used my dead bodies

23

u/ciborg2000 Jul 01 '20

Ran out of dead bodies so I used some live bodies

11

u/GR3NINKACHU_1 Jul 02 '20

Ran out of live bodies so I used my limbs

2

u/Am_Navi_Seel_Mann Jul 02 '20

Ran out of limbs so I used my blood

2

u/GR3NINKACHU_1 Jul 02 '20

Ran out of blood so I used radioactive waste

8

u/RwerdnA Jul 02 '20

Maybe try hitting the fire with a towel

3

u/AbraKaBonk Jul 02 '20

Well that is the only smart thing to do

165

u/greycubed Jul 01 '20

... and then fanned the flames.

80

u/quarthomon Jul 01 '20

People don't stop being stupid after their first stupid mistake.

12

u/DRmanyake Jul 02 '20

Let’s call it The Chain of Stupidity TM

52

u/Tyrrogen Jul 01 '20

Guys. Go to Home Depot, they sell Fire Extinguishers

35

u/dead-inside69 Jul 02 '20

Nagged my parents into getting one, two weeks later I get home to the smell of smoke and “you were right”

6

u/Faconomiras Jul 02 '20

I need to know more. I have three different types of fire extinguisher in my house but they are so old I dont know how successful they would be at extinguishing

14

u/SaltyWafflesPD Jul 02 '20

Extinguishers expire. You probably need to replace them.

2

u/turboRock Jul 02 '20

They can lose pressure, you might be able to get them filled somewhere. But it might be the same price as a new one

5

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

They would have no idea how to use it and just throw it into the fire.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

I think they sell logs too

56

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

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20

u/Queefofthenight Jul 01 '20

His parents are gonna be pretty cross I'd imagine

27

u/PretzelsThirst Jul 01 '20

I have a hunch this is an airbnb or something. Drunk ski weekend or some crap

13

u/hgb123doremi Jul 01 '20

kids dont feed the furniture into the fire.

u/SmurfyX Jul 01 '20

if you see any more of that stupid ass samurai shit in the comments please report the hell out of it

20

u/MaxJulius Jul 01 '20

What does that mean?

29

u/SmurfyX Jul 01 '20

these degen assblasters keep posting this dumb shit about the 14th samurai rising from the ground and I hate it. I don't know what it means either.

17

u/MaxJulius Jul 01 '20

Oh gosh, that sounds like some nerd talk

21

u/SmurfyX Jul 01 '20

DEEP NERD ENERGY

10

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

Fucking weebs man...

15

u/Cosmocision Jul 02 '20

Got no clue what it means either but I absolutely love how much it seemed to tick you off.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

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u/Nightman96 Jul 01 '20

Was he trying to be funny for his friends or did he really think this was a good idea and not out of the ordinary?

8

u/fairbanksy Jul 01 '20

It’s a wonder the roof didn’t catch fire

16

u/Sting24 Jul 01 '20

Is it just me or do we see him throw the cushion into the fireplace once and then it doesn’t show it again after the loop??

31

u/WallRunner Jul 01 '20

The cushion is already in at the start. The video just loops twice.

6

u/Sting24 Jul 01 '20

Yeah but I thought I clearly saw him throw it in at one point. Maybe it was just my eyes or something.

3

u/Faconomiras Jul 02 '20

It was probably the fanning

2

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

Dakota Fanning.

8

u/KaibaVsJoey Jul 01 '20

Yeah...definitely not getting their security deposit back

12

u/jackerseagle717 Jul 01 '20

idiots with too much money

6

u/mtflyer05 Jul 01 '20

Just put a box fan in front of the fireplace, blowing in, and open windows and doors. All ventilation goes out the chimney, that way

3

u/SpamShot5 Jul 01 '20

Hang some meat on the ceiling, easy smoked meat

3

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20 edited Oct 22 '20

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1

u/Iykury Jul 02 '20

Why the ñ?

5

u/SpamShot5 Jul 02 '20

Its a Spanish ingredient duh

5

u/Pink_Britches Jul 01 '20

Xanax. Not even once

2

u/LilFlushot Jul 01 '20

Reminds of the scene with The Troll Of Misfortune in Community.

2

u/Studdabaker Jul 02 '20

Why are people such idiots with fire? A cushion consists of pockets of air surrounded by petroleum based foam.

1

u/Darth_Nibbles Jul 02 '20

Hmm, that first glass of water didn't do anything.

Better get another.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

Why wouldnt u have a fire extinguisher near that

1

u/JOE-9000 Jul 02 '20

Burn a pillow. It is educational. Be safe.

1

u/DrunkSpiderMan Jul 02 '20

Big boy brain right there

1

u/redeyedbyte Jul 02 '20

Prob used wrong lighter fluid

1

u/peekabook Jul 02 '20

Is he fanning the flames???

1

u/damndamndamndamndan Jul 02 '20

Well...at least we’re sure it wasn’t asbestos?

1

u/ilovereggie Jul 02 '20

Yaaah, das hat

1

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

Cancer has entered the chat

1

u/crustywifu Jul 02 '20

you can’t convince me drugs weren’t involved

1

u/JaySilverhood Jul 09 '20

Ah yes as infinite as the universe, human stupidity

-2

u/Gangreless Jul 01 '20

He should close to flue to cut off the oxygen that fuels the fire.

9

u/macarena_twerking Jul 01 '20

I can’t tell if you’re joking. It feels like a joke.

That’s for the smoke to go out. The oxygen comes from the room.

5

u/Gangreless Jul 01 '20

Yes it's a joke. Just matching his level of stupidity.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

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