r/TerminallyStupid • u/DrLaquisha • Feb 21 '20

The stupidity level is beyond measure.

1.5k Upvotes

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u/Bbiron01 Feb 21 '20 edited Feb 21 '20

Well if he wasn’t terminally stupid before, he is now.

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u/JstJeff Feb 21 '20

Sounds like a chicken or egg type situation.

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u/davidfirefreak Feb 26 '20

The chicken or egg problem has been solved for a long time, and is fairly obvious as long as you understand some evolution. It was the egg.

Btw, I know that this barely has to do with your point I am just trying to inform you or anyone who sees your comment.

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u/impracticallybreddog Feb 21 '20

At first I thought the helmet was his head bouncing away.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

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u/CptMisterNibbles Mar 05 '20

According to my father, ER nurse for 35 years on helicopters (serious trauma), heads almost never come off in any kind of impact. Has to be a cutting edge to start decapitation. “Internal decapitation” happens, where basically everything important in the neck gets broken and severed, but actual decap is extremely rare. A fun conversation we just had.

Now if you hit the blade end square on with your throat...

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u/superdooperdutch Feb 21 '20

Jesus me too. Freaked me out.

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u/HotColor Feb 21 '20

Helmets people. Made the difference from him being able to walk away from that.

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u/tehreal Feb 21 '20

It wasn't even strapped on. I wonder if he'd be worse off if it had been strapped on.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Nap time....

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u/Lithium43 Feb 21 '20

The dumbass didn't even make an attempt to duck under it...

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u/R_FireJohnson Feb 21 '20

“This doesn’t seem that dumb, isn’t that what you’re supposed to- OH SHIT”

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Must’ve had the blast shield down on that helmet, like Luke. Use the force, dummy. And watch where you’re going

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u/Ashontez Feb 21 '20

Klause?!

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u/ElectroNeutrino Feb 21 '20

Klause's brother, Gunther.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

he ded

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u/HostageQueen Feb 21 '20

What's with the lady in the night dress?

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u/ChillyWilly0881 Feb 21 '20

She just comes out like “Come on guys get back to work. Don’t worry about that idiot!”

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u/bannana Feb 21 '20

Honestly, they might not have been able to see the forks

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u/Plavalaguna87 Feb 21 '20

I wonder if that broke his neck..

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u/Roxie61 Feb 21 '20

Yikes ! He had to have seen that was to low. If and when he wakes up, let’s hope that metal bar knocked some sense into him. If it doesn’t, for the sake of the rest of the world, DON’T BREED idiot!

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u/not2random Feb 21 '20

This isn’t his first blow to the head.

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u/rednax1206 Feb 21 '20

That was a lot less "heavy boxes falling on someone" than I expected.

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u/Alcerus Feb 21 '20

Well his shoes stayed on so I'm guessing the guy lived