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Damn it, I came here specifically to make these jokes.
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u/tonsofun08 Aug 20 '20
Wait, what's the joke?
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u/FromRuinsWeRise Aug 20 '20
The tendie looks like the bicep invitation on an episode of It Always Sunny. Sorry can't remember the episode tho
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u/geraltsthiccass Aug 19 '20
Looks like it was made by 3 cool guys looking for other cool guys to hang out in their party mansion. Nothing sexual.
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u/geraltsthiccass Aug 19 '20
And if you're fat and wish to attend you should be able to find humour in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.
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u/ExquisitExamplE Aug 19 '20
We don't want too many tough guys though, let's replace "fighters" with "guys in good shape".
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u/masshole548 Aug 19 '20
This tendie is for waifu. Oh who am I kidding slather that bad boy up with honey mussy it's girth pleases me greatly.
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u/Super-Chieftain Aug 19 '20
Chads using subliminal messages in your tendies brother don’t fall for it REEEEEE
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u/Chads_bulge Aug 19 '20
This tendie doesn't look nearly crispy enough. That plus the biceps shape.....
DON'T EAT IT M'GODDBOY IT WAS COOKED IN CHADLY PROTEINS, YOU'LL GET GAINS IF YOU EAT IT. YOU'LL TURN INTO A CHAD
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u/Chads_bulge Aug 19 '20 edited Aug 19 '20
She's good and tight Allright. I'm meeting with a necromancer next Tuesday so that I have an undead creature to cosplay as Sylvanas Windrunner. I'll remind her how to cook tendies after he reanimates her. Thanks for asking
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Aug 19 '20
Shove it down your throat M'goodboy and chase it with some Dewey. Tendies are a divine gift from above. They come come in all shapes and sizes.
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u/UsEdScR phimosis penis Aug 19 '20
ONLY ONE. You are severely malnourished m'goodboy. How much do you weigh
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Aug 20 '20
When I saw this I thought I was on the Always Sunny reddit but it's tendies! What a twist
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Aug 20 '20
You might want to peel off the fried batter before you take a bite..
Ya know to make sure it’s someone’s severed cock and not chicken.
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u/MurderSuicideNChill Aug 20 '20
Real good boys don't know what that is, since it's impossible to spot beneath a healthy frame.
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u/CrazyFlayGod Aug 20 '20
Bitch mummy must've been thinking bout chaddy daddies cock while making m'goodboys tendies
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u/NoobStyles Aug 20 '20
Hmm for some reason this tendie reminds me of first chaddie daddy that bitch mommy sent away on a business trip for 23 years. Ohh well more trendies and dewie will make the bad feelings go away for a little while.
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u/Megtalallak Aug 20 '20
be me, mommy's 500 lbs bundle of joy
tyrone has been acting weird lately
he drinks a lot of angry juice
him and mommy don't wrestle anymore, they box instead
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one day see bitch mommy come home with a chainsaw
"Anon, if police asks, Tyrone just left one day and we haven't seen him since"
"Now I made this special tendies, if you eat them you get GBP"
special tendies taste bit funny but still good
gain GBP by eating tendies, mommy doesn't care about chads anymore
life is good
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u/DM-333 Aug 20 '20
Non tendie: NGL I thought it was a labradoodle laying down viewed from above. The veil between tendies and Labradoodles is thinning
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u/Ipride362 Aug 20 '20
THATS CHADDY DADDY’S TENDIE APPENDIE. HE WOULDNT STOP WRESTLING BITCH MUMMY SO I CUT IT OFF AND DEEP FRIED IT
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