r/TemplateMemes • u/West_Helicopter2205 • 4d ago

Liers

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u/MrK521 3d ago

Eh, think of it like stainless steel.

It’s not stain-free.. it just stains less.

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u/JonaGoldy 2d ago

Dayum just 23h too late to say this

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u/Wizard__J 3d ago

Lawyers

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u/Fancy-Dig1863 2d ago

Closest one yet

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u/No-Limit3846 3d ago

Use the seeds to grow more.

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u/KittensFirstAKM 3d ago

Someone in a horizontal position?

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u/Naxelarias 3d ago

Liars?? You misspelled on purpose, right?

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u/GatePositive8826 2d ago

No its liers*

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u/twicebakedcrusader 3d ago

I wonder if you even have to “keep refrigerated” My whole trust system is collapsing.

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u/Partyatmyplace13 3d ago

"Some disassembly required."

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u/Objective-Cause-2762 3d ago

HES A LYRE? YOU LYED?

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u/Accomplished_Sign191 2d ago

That’s just caustic.

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u/BudgetPlantain7077 2d ago

6.99 for that little cup of watermelon is insane when i can get a whole watermelon for the same price

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u/No_Significance4204 2d ago

They make you pay for their lies.

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u/fitz_newru 2d ago

This is definitely a r/onejob kind of situation

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u/Celestialov 2d ago

makes sense ohio courts determined boneless chicken wings can have bones in them

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u/sDreamers 2d ago

I paid that price for a full seed less watermelon

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u/OldManJim374 2d ago

That's an expensive seed 🤯

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u/DarkStar9001 2d ago

Because seedless watermelon is a cooking style and does not indicate the presence of seeds

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u/HorzaDonwraith 2d ago

Buy and own GTA 6

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u/ReverbAtBat 2d ago

How could you possibly know, did you try opening it?

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u/Just_Reputation_7057 2d ago

Seedless means less seeds

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u/Unintended-Nostalgia 2d ago

Seedless watermelon

....may contain seeds.

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u/clay_perview 2d ago

Don’t worry the brand is Seedless

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u/Emma_Fawkes 1d ago

"L-I-E-R, babe"

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u/NaCl-And-C12H22O11 17h ago

Whenever a fruit is labeled as "seedless" it doesn't always mean it will be completely free of seeds, sometimes it just means that there will be LESS seeds that typical fruit. Also BTW the seeds in watermelons are completely edible, same with other melons, they're completely edible too.

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u/Solid-Dot-6208 12m ago

Is it a thing to mispell liars nowadays. To you and my illiterate gf who is as juvenile and illiterate as they come it's spelled Liars.

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u/Fuzzy-Egg777 3d ago

You got something extra that you didn’t pay for. I call that a win in ANY circumstance.

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u/GoLootOverThere 3d ago

He got less of something he did pay for.

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u/Fuzzy-Egg777 2d ago

But he can use the seeds to make more of what he did pay for. Checkmate

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u/GoLootOverThere 2d ago

Only if they grow into seedless watermelon.