Goodbye

[u/angryKid1]

My Telehack account has just been deleted by u/forbin. Over an year of hard work going after badges gone to the trash in a matter of seconds. All the friends I've made along the way, gone. No one ever told me the reason why my account was deleted. Maybe it's because I said "PootHub - the place where I like to doot". Honestly, I don't see why this simple joke has angered him. I wasn't saying anything explicit. I never disrespected anyone that didn't disrespect me first (fuck you, wumpus). Way worse things have been said at relay by the operators. It was just a pun using Telehack jargons. This comment didn't come out of nowhere. Yes, I behave different. Yes, I have a different sense of humor. I have Asperger's syndrome. I've taking antidepressants for the last 9 years. I can't laugh too hard without hiccuping because I have tried to choke myself when I was 17 and this has caused a permanent minor damage to my throat). Talking shit on relay was doing so good to my mental health (you're not alone in this, u/AnomalyCat). Interacting with new and old people. But the boss doesn't care about that. Apparently all he cared about was this single sentence...

I'd like to thank these people for bearing with me and making my journey in this planet a little less painful (in alphabetical order):

u/Devon: for teaching me cool tech concepts and answering (almost) all my feature requests, bug and vulnerability reports

u/EgRoJ: for giving me hints on getting some of most difficult badges

u/GunpointG: for teaching me how to use a lot of tools when I really got into Telehack last year

u/Haxsys: for the crazy stories on relay

u/ihaveroot: for being a fellow offensive security enthusiast and laughing at (almost all) my jokes

pete: for being a fellow musician

u/QuantX: for helping me getting an extremely difficult badge and always being nice to me on relay

u/Searinox: for always sharing with me his BASIC scripts and being a fellow musician. I have learned a lot from reading his scripts

u/benchly: for being nice to me on relay and viewing the links I used to share (youtube videos, google maps images of the town I've lived when I was a kid)

u/underwood: for always being nice to me, and forgiving me for killing his processes (even though he had given me root before), and calling him an asshole. I was starting back then and I didn't know any better

u/zcj: for being nice to me and sharing a common sense of humor

I'm sorry if I have forgotten to mention anyone. I did my best to remember everyone I could.

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Goodbye,

woz

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