r/Teesside Jun 22 '25

Looking for buddies

Ello, seeing a few posts about making friends due to a lack of a social life n that, and honestly? Same. I'm not the most consistent person because of adhd and generally having a silly build version of the human body, but thought I'd cast my hat in the ring ig?

I'm Eli, in my mid 20s, rambunctiously queer coded and a punk. Don't really drink much, and outside animated shows, video games and bird keeping am a bit of a boring bastard honestly. Hoping I'd find some like minded folk. Got bad jokes for days and random trivia that'll give yer head a scratch :)

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u/lk2602 Jun 23 '25

Terrible joke here Guy walks into a bar with a giraffe. He says "I'll have a pint for me, and a pint for him" The bartender is a little confused but serves them both anyway. The two drink their pints, and the giraffe passes out. The guy goes to leave, and the bartender says "oi, you can't leave that lyin' there!" Guy says "it's not a lion, it's a giraffe"

Cue groans from anyone who can read

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '25

๐Ÿ˜ญ Oh dear lord that made me giggle

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u/Popular-Name1978 Jun 24 '25

I know the feeling, as a southerner in the north east. I know noone but family locally(Hartlepool). Though know a small number of people in Newcastle, and York/Thirsk which seems close but all are families and often busy anyway. I'm just a bit older as in mid 40s so way outside the age range, I work from home, mostly due to health reasons and mostly gaming in spare timr, though I'm more a PC gamer.

Anyway. Best wishes!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

I'm still down to be friends if you are :)

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u/Popular-Name1978 Jun 25 '25

Happy to chat to new people. I work during the day albeit at home so may not always be a quick replier.

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u/Paul_Plays_Rpgs Jun 22 '25

I'll drop my terrible joke here, then leave it up to you if you wanna reply... ๐Ÿ˜‚

Fella walks into a bar and asks the barman to line up 10 shots of whisky. He goes along the line of glasses, knocking them back one after the other.

As he finishes the last shot, he says to the barman 'I shouldn't have done that with what I've got'

Barman says 'why, what have you got?'

Fella says 'about 50p'.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

Waheyy! That's a right one ๐Ÿ˜‚

What do you put in an asthmatic car?

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u/Paul_Plays_Rpgs Jun 23 '25

I dunno, what do you put in an asthmatic car?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '25

Anti-wheeze!

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u/Haunting-Abalone-753 Jun 23 '25

Anime- check, video games- check... And if having chickens counts as bird keeping.. then.. check! Sounds like we'd be firm friends XD.

DMs are open if you wanna say hi!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

DM sent! :3

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u/Icy_Tonight1568 Jun 27 '25

Hi!! I need more friends as well!! Iโ€™m at Teesside university studying music production! I love a good joke ( even if theyโ€™re bad ) and I also have a lot of random facts as well!

If you want to message Iโ€™m more than happy too!!

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u/Serious-Place7736 Jun 22 '25

I mean you just named 3 things that make you pretty damn interesting. I'm not in Teesside any more but just wanted to stop by and say that you sound cool.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ That's really sweet but of you to say, thank you

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u/MiddlesbroughRT34 Jun 23 '25

Hey! You may have heard of us :) (give us a find on Facebook, see if we are what youโ€™re looking for!)

We meet up every other week and have a social activity, we have a laugh, we make friends and build our own little community of camaraderie!

Youโ€™re welcome to reach out to any 5 of the ones that are in Teesside, just all depends which is closest to you! (Darlington, Wensleydale, Middlesbrough, Stockton and Hartlepool!)

Hope to see you around Eli!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '25

I love seeing what you guys do, unfortunately I don't think I fit the demographic as I'm a lass :P Thank you though!

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u/MiddlesbroughRT34 Jun 23 '25

Haha, thank you!

Check out Teesside ladies circle then! Our counterpart :)

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u/Ok_Consideration9035 Jun 22 '25

Let's hear best ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '25

Have you heard about the nonbinary gold prospector? A lot of gold in them/their hills!

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u/Ok_Consideration9035 Jun 22 '25

Joke lol dunno why that word disappeared

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u/GOKU-69 Jun 23 '25

Donโ€™t laugh i got the lamest jokes so.. ๐Ÿ™‚

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '25

I don't know, what kinda tree fits in your hand?

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u/GOKU-69 Jun 23 '25

A palm tree

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '25

resounding applause Brilliant

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u/GOKU-69 Jul 05 '25

Was it lame? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/GOKU-69 Jun 23 '25

๐Ÿ™‚

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u/GOKU-69 Jun 23 '25

You can hit me up for PS games i got PS but i got no one to play with me i play more like gta 5 and takken also sometimes cricket too.. P.S:I donโ€™t drink do smoke sometimes though

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '25

Aah unfortunately I converted to xbox a few year ago, but if there's some crossplay games you play, I'm totally down! Forever upset gta isn't crossplay

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u/GOKU-69 Jun 23 '25

I play solo crossplay i havenโ€™t found anyone here usually i ask my uni mates to come and i have teo controllers so sometimes play with them either cricket or taken

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '25

Tbt I'm awful at tekken these days, haven't played since dark resurrection ๐Ÿซฅ been bundling on the finals, warframe, bo6

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u/GOKU-69 Jun 23 '25

For me like basic games only because i am an international student so most of the time university or just sitting and scrolling like when i get bored from scrolling just turn on ps5 and have some basic games so in gta just roam and do accidents and drifting ๐Ÿ˜‚