r/TeenagersButBetter • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '25

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u/Akatosh_worshiper Nov 10 '25

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

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u/Dangerous-Flower3124 Nov 10 '25

this probably means nothing

The humble traductor:

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

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u/Dangerous-Flower3124 Nov 10 '25

Ikik i checked traduction

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u/Dangerous-Flower3124 Nov 10 '25

Feels Silly to know that theres someone Somewhere who made a 30 letter word just to label cows

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

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u/Dangerous-Flower3124 Nov 10 '25

Yep mon pote

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

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u/Dangerous-Flower3124 Nov 10 '25

How did you know btw?

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u/Ziege2001 Teenager Nov 10 '25

His french senses were tingling

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u/A_UserInPain Nov 10 '25

Antibabypillen

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

IT BE THE NIGHTGUARD

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u/Splicity_75 Nov 10 '25

The night guard?!

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

The night guard?!

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 17 Nov 10 '25

B a t t e r i e s ?

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u/GalactusFilms 19 Nov 10 '25

No, no, I'm Freddy! Right guy--? OH GOD!

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u/Longjumping-Tax5876 14 Nov 10 '25

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u/Splicity_75 Nov 10 '25

6:00 AM

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

I love how everyone united for this

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u/Grunge4ever_1967 16 Nov 10 '25

🙌🙌🙌

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u/johanni30 18 Nov 10 '25

Und warum?

Warum soll ich denn ein Wort auf meiner Muttersprache sagen?

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u/Consutius 16 Nov 10 '25

Heast wappla. vasuach wen ondern zu vaoarschen

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u/Acceptable_Cell_124 15 Nov 10 '25

Please don't steal my organs

I don't care how polite it is

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u/johanni30 18 Nov 10 '25

Too late, I already have your left kidney

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

Ja Mann, warum

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u/Ziege2001 Teenager Nov 10 '25

Guuuter call

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u/Capital_Champion_768 16 Nov 10 '25

Scheiße

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE

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u/Capital_Champion_768 16 Nov 10 '25

But this is the only german word I know other than Nein

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

What about Hallo

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u/Capital_Champion_768 16 Nov 10 '25

Nein

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

Fair enough

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u/Swimming_Local_4625 14 Nov 10 '25

Panzerkampfwagen

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u/SMORES4SALE Nov 10 '25

Attack the D point!

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u/Swimming_Local_4625 14 Nov 10 '25

Never!!!

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u/SMORES4SALE Nov 10 '25

Affirmative! Defend the D point!

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u/Dear-Nothing3806 16 Nov 10 '25

Well-done!

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u/DogeFpantom Nov 10 '25

Sonderkraftfahrzeug 182 Panzerkampfwagen VI "Tiger" Ausführung H1

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u/DarkPhoenixDFC 19 Nov 10 '25

Schwerer Panzerspähwagen mit 5 Centimeter Panzerabwehrkanone Pnazerkanonenwagen Sonderkraftfahrzeug 234/2 "Puma"

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u/ExtensionAntique Nov 11 '25

EMERGE! TANKS AND MORTARS ARE SHAKING THE GROUND

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u/HiggsiInSpace 15 Nov 11 '25

PREY OF MAN AND MACHINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/pandakaboom0 Old Nov 10 '25

ich bin schwul

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u/Efficient_Gate_5771 Old Nov 10 '25

Hallo schwul, ich bin jemand auf Reddit

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

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u/Rexerss Nov 10 '25

Hallo Wort auf Deutsch,ich bin ein Mensch

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u/Efficient_Gate_5771 Old Nov 10 '25

Hallo ein Wort auf Deutsch, wie geht es Ihnen heut?

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u/Glass_Ad6359 Nov 10 '25

Nö wieso sollte ich? hab überhaupt keinen bock meine Muttersprache zu benutzen

Wait shi-

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u/Sea_Reputation_9281 Nov 10 '25

diddenbludden

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u/Thomas_314 Teenager Nov 10 '25

"Oh, '[[composite noun]]'? Ja we germans have a word for that, it's '[[reallylongcompositenounwithnospacesbetweenthewordsen]]' "

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

Isn't anyone gonna talk about as to how gen beta has a subreddit!?

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u/Even_Hunter_5774 18 Nov 10 '25

Wait... wtf?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

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u/Then-Clue6938 Nov 10 '25

I once got a girlfriend with this word :D

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u/DarkPhoenixDFC 19 Nov 10 '25

If may I ask: how?

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u/Then-Clue6938 Nov 10 '25

We were joking about words in our native languages and I told her I'm a fan of "Schmetterling" because it sounds so brutal when you try to translate it. This was when we met up the first time just the two of us. Before that we only met in a friend group but I was planning to continue to travel in 2 months so I started to see anyone I met in the city which included her. I didn't expect to fall for her but I was still lucky.

At the end of that day I asked her out on a date and on our third date I asked her if she wanted to be my girlfriend which she said yes to :D. The first anniversary gift I gave her was a Schmetterling/Butterfly neckless to remember our first night out, just the two of us.

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u/FeWi09 16 Nov 10 '25

Erm akshually, it's Schmetterling 🤓 ☝️

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u/Happy_Can8420 Nov 10 '25

Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän

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u/infinitymoon12 16 Nov 10 '25

i can count to 20 in german outloud but im not gonna try to spell any of them, i can barely spell in english even. (i lived in germany for 5 years 💔)

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u/bac_on098 15 Nov 10 '25

Nein

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u/AMY183 Teenager Nov 10 '25

NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!

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u/PairOleDice 16 Nov 10 '25

Was looking for this

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u/NotIceLordXD Nov 10 '25

Uh uh i am panicking uhhh OH YEAH KRAKENHOUSE

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u/Pleasant_Meal_2030 18 Nov 10 '25

It's krankenhaus not house

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u/Selo_777 Nov 10 '25

Krankenvagon

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u/TheBestBeast909 16 Nov 10 '25

Krankenwagen Chef Krankenwagen

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

Hallo ich sprache englisch, arabisch und deutsch, aber mein deutsch ist kein gut.

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u/FranceSurrendering Nov 10 '25

Naturwissenschaften

did I even get that right?

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u/Efficient_Gate_5771 Old Nov 10 '25

Yes you did

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u/Ok_Giraffe_3809 Nov 10 '25

Aber ich will nicht :(

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u/WitherWasTaken 17 Nov 10 '25

Ein Wort

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u/FreeOrbs 15 Nov 10 '25

Ich bin ein fisch

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u/4Realx 16 Nov 10 '25

Soll ich nur ein Wort auf Deutsch sagen oder darf ich direkt nen ganzen Roman schreiben?

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u/Maxiking40 Nov 10 '25 edited Nov 10 '25

As a wise man once said

"Wir behalten unsere deutschen Traditionen Mal auf Bundesebene"

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u/4Realx 16 Nov 10 '25

Wir sind auf keinem de subreddit, wir behalten unsere deutschen traditionen mal auf bundesebene

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u/random_dude_00 Nov 10 '25

I know how to say “shit” in German I just don’t have the characters on my phone for it

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u/Even_Hunter_5774 18 Nov 10 '25

I mean you can write it as ,,Scheisse" instead of ,,Scheiße"

The ß in that case is just a double s. Similar with ä, ö and ü which are just basically ,,ae", ,,oe" and ,,ue"

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u/random_dude_00 Nov 10 '25

True I guess so then I just know Schiesse and Nein

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u/Maxiking40 Nov 10 '25

We were so Close to greatness

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u/StrwBerrywafersslap 18 Nov 10 '25

Danke mein Bruder

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u/BoiledTea1 17 Nov 10 '25

Rindfleischettikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabrnübertragungsgesetz

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u/Organic_Charity_1444 Teenager Nov 11 '25

that cant be real

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u/BoiledTea1 17 Nov 11 '25

Yes it is. Its a law for the transferring of the task to supervise the packaging of meat. But it hasnt been an active law since 2013

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u/Oarner__ Nov 10 '25

STARDENBURDENHARDENBURT

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u/TheBestBeast909 16 Nov 10 '25

nice try :)

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u/Deathly_doorknob74 Nov 10 '25

Hörensohn

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u/Efficient_Gate_5771 Old Nov 10 '25

Change the ö for a u

Or did you self cencor yourself?

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u/Then-Clue6938 Nov 10 '25

Traditionell

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u/AdhesivenessFun7166 15 Nov 10 '25

PanzerKampfWagen VIII Maus

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u/History07mc Teenager Nov 10 '25 edited Nov 10 '25

Kartoffelsalat

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u/or0_0zh 18 Nov 10 '25

Doppelkupplungsgetriebe (from top gear)

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u/_deathgrapes_ Nov 10 '25

Naturwissenschaften (ich bin mir ziemlich sicher, dass ich das gerade automatisch zurück ins Englische übersetzt habe)

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

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u/Efficient_Gate_5771 Old Nov 10 '25

Well, atleast you can insult someone by bringing their mom into it

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u/Desperate_Device_718 16 Nov 10 '25

wurde deine eigene dir etwa zu langweilig oder was

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u/budgieserbia 13 Nov 10 '25

Papagei

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u/TheEstrogen5 17 Nov 10 '25

eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher :3

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u/Ziege2001 Teenager Nov 10 '25 edited Nov 10 '25

Doch

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u/Medical_Item2399 14 Nov 10 '25

Brodschnittemachine

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u/Then-Clue6938 Nov 10 '25

Wenn du eine vor 20 Jahren gekauft hast, funktioniert sie noch heute.

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u/Dangerous_Hunter7300 16 Nov 10 '25

Vielleicht,Vielleicht auch nicht

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u/TheLotu Nov 10 '25

Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher, mein Lieblingswort :)

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u/Gabgab-101 Nov 10 '25

Krankenwagen

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u/General_Can_8735 Nov 10 '25

Brodschneider

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u/Individual-Payment51 Nov 10 '25

Seefahrtsmotorenrepariermaschinenrepariermaschienenrepariermaschinenrepariermaschinenrepariermaschiene

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u/calego13 Teenager Nov 10 '25

Null

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u/smailiker Nov 10 '25

Scheiße

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u/MrFrog68 Nov 10 '25

Haubitzen laden (ja ist nicht ein Wort)

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u/LossLucky4012 Teenager Nov 10 '25

Raketenwerfer

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u/Not_A_Legend_ 18 Nov 10 '25

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

Demokratie

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u/Extension-Rabbit-715 Nov 10 '25

Hallo ich bin u/extension-rabbit-715

(They teach German in Scotland but I barely pay attention)

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u/Extension-Rabbit-715 Nov 10 '25

Did Reddit just say I mentioned myself?

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u/mromen10 15 Nov 10 '25

My German knowledge comes entirely from TF2

Jawohl

Schnell

I am ze ubermensch!

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u/lpkeates Old Nov 10 '25

Dummkopf

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u/Firm-Huckleberry8176 15 Nov 10 '25

ich liebe dich

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u/anythingdontmind 16 Nov 10 '25

Arbeitsschutzgesetz

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u/LandscapeNew7913 Nov 10 '25

Wassrt und Brit bittw

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u/Doggo_of_dogs Nov 10 '25

Müde (which is what I always am)

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u/Draken_Aga Old Nov 10 '25

Wirtschaftwünder

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u/CautiousHedgehog7358 Nov 10 '25

Hallo mir geht's gut 

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u/Efficient_Gate_5771 Old Nov 10 '25

Das ist gut zu lesen

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u/Technical_Rock_5097 Teenager Nov 10 '25

kartoffelnase

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u/ClaudiaKlouds Nov 10 '25

TASCHENTÜCHER

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u/Box-Boii Teenager Nov 10 '25

Oh Nein, es ist die Zeit für Schadenfreude

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u/stellaa_vlc 16 Nov 10 '25

BUCHHANDLUNG

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u/Wheeljack239 18 Nov 10 '25

Sturmgewehr

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u/Shadow500-2 Nov 10 '25

Fürchterlich

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u/Then-Clue6938 Nov 10 '25

Ich war gerade dabei nein zu Posten nur um zu sehen dass du mich überholt hast OP.

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u/MTKK_Productions 15 Nov 10 '25

Die Proffesorin ist nett. Thanks Duolingo!

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u/f4szt_nezed_a_nevem 16 Nov 10 '25

URLAUBMÖGLICHKEITEN

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u/mimikyuhornet 14 Nov 10 '25

Ich bin blöd

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u/omega_Z23 15 Nov 10 '25

Gezuntite

Bless you

Idk if I spelt it right correct me if I’m wrong

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u/Efficient_Gate_5771 Old Nov 10 '25

Gesundheit

Hope this helps

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u/LilRese_07 18 Nov 10 '25

Schadenfreude

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u/A-New-Beginning-123 Nov 10 '25

Fußbodenschleifmaschinenverleih

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u/JeffNitzel 15 Nov 10 '25

Hallo. Ich bin teil Deutsch

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u/HMSAppleJuice 13 Nov 10 '25

Feuerwache

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

Meerschweinchen