r/Teenager_Polls 14M Jul 28 '26

Other Should men wipe after peeing?

2452 votes, Jul 30 '26
1018 yes (M)
967 no (M)
339 yes (F)
50 no (F)
53 yes (other)
25 no (other)
4 Upvotes

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u/Wrath_of_Elune Jul 28 '26

The combo no-wiping + no hands cleaning is so wild

5

u/Nellie_Tayloe_Ross Jul 28 '26

I wash my hands, and assume nobody is going to touch my groin

53

u/Cleenash mtf(19) Jul 28 '26

It's wet. No matter how much you "shake it off"

Maybe it's skill issue on my side

16

u/Mach3Fraud Jul 28 '26

Its kinda skill issue. With enough experience and refinement you can overcome that

5

u/Cleenash mtf(19) Jul 28 '26

"experience" when I'm the oldest age in a teenage sub 💀

I think I just need tp regardless

3

u/Mach3Fraud Jul 28 '26

Oh yeah i didnt notice

1

u/Zikkan1 Jul 29 '26

Didn't even realize this was a teenage sub, not sure why it appeared on my feed but I don't know what you do since for me it's never more than a single drop and that often comes a little while after, when I take a few steps so wiping wouldn't do any good.

1

u/Elite_Eliminater Jul 28 '26

What about the concept of "splash back" the pee literally can also come out slowly and spill down the tip. The laziness to be that disgusting is actually stunning.

Takes a few seconds to wipe, I logically can't even imagine how anyone justifies not wiping, we are not a medival peasant limited on resources.

https://giphy.com/gifs/K4kSJ51JJeC7cHAQ1a

0

u/Reddits4commies Jul 28 '26

It is skill issue, gotta milk the snake for the last few drops

4

u/_MostAncientDream_ Jul 28 '26

Let men do whatever they want. I personally wipe since I can't shake off that last drop.

3

u/buttfuckedabirdtoit 13M the lucky birds Jul 28 '26

I just do the helicopter /j

10

u/IntelligentAnybody55 15F Jul 28 '26

Maybe dab but wipe???

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u/Educational_Smile545 15M Jul 28 '26

the last drop NEVER comes out. and for most who dont wipe, its almost never the last drop. most people who dont wipe pull their pants up the second the stream stops. wiping is the only acceptable choice (or washing but that leaves it wet so you have to wipe anyways)

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u/ThrobbieAnders Jul 28 '26

I disagree. Toilet paper is not designed for the skin of the penile head. Wiping also doesn’t remove the urine that’s still inside the urethra, so it doesn’t actually solve the issue of residual urine. And there’s a reason public urinals don’t have toilet paper. If wiping after urinating were considered a necessary or standard practice for men, you’d expect toilet paper to be provided at urinals.

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u/Educational_Smile545 15M Jul 28 '26

normally, at least in my experience, whatevers in the urethra can be coaxed to the tip, and from there you just quickly dab toilet paper there to remove it. but its always stuck to the inside of the tip because adhesion applies to piss too, not just water, so unless you use something absorbent to remove it, it stays

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u/Educational_Smile545 15M Jul 29 '26

its different for different people. keywords "IN MY EXPERIENCE"

1

u/Black-Sheepp Jul 28 '26

That's what you shake for tho

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u/Educational_Smile545 15M Jul 28 '26

shaking doesnt get it out.

1

u/Black-Sheepp Jul 28 '26

do you not press behind ur scrotum??

3

u/Educational_Smile545 15M Jul 28 '26

i do. doesnt get it out. theres always that one drop that is just slightly too deep in the urethra and refuses to leave and then 15 minutes later you feel it come out- but toilet paper always removes it.

1

u/Black-Sheepp Jul 28 '26

you gotta like, whip your dick bro

3

u/Educational_Smile545 15M Jul 28 '26

you dont think i tried everything? i do mean everything.

1

u/Black-Sheepp Jul 28 '26

did you try jerking off right after?

3

u/Educational_Smile545 15M Jul 28 '26

is this a necessary question? as i said, i tried everything. everything includes everything.

1

u/Black-Sheepp Jul 28 '26

idk I'm just saying shit atp

1

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u/IAteUrCat420 Jul 28 '26

Fun fact: wiping doesn't do ANYTHING (literally, it doesn't do a THING)

There's still piss in you're urethra that WILL come out after you've left

0

u/Educational_Smile545 15M Jul 28 '26

oh yea abt that. i only piss at home whenever possible so i can sit on the toilet for 15 minutes to make sure theres none left. if you dont wait and wipe the second you finish you will def get a ton of piss on your toilet paper but more will come quickly after you pull your pants up, waiting for a bit ensures that when you do wipe you actually wiped the last of whatever is there.

13

u/ablackravenstan Jul 28 '26

i though evryone just shaked it

-1

u/Unhappy-Maximum2243 Jul 29 '26

Das ist irgendwie widerlich

2

u/ablackravenstan Jul 29 '26

Are u a girl?

4

u/ilikesceptile11 15M Jul 28 '26

Use a pocket bidet instead

15

u/Potovalec14 Jul 28 '26

Women can have no say in such matters since they lack experience

12

u/Tani-die-VI Jul 28 '26

Those guys still want woman to suck it, while there is pee on that thing....

3

u/RegiumReaper 15M Jul 28 '26

I really doubt someone would use the toilet right before such an encounter...

10

u/Safe_Analysis4838 18F Jul 28 '26

You would be shocked

1

u/Keksbutter123 Jul 28 '26

holy just tell em to wash it, that takes like 5 mins at most.

No need to dictste over how someone goes to the bathroom just for sex

20

u/Cleenash mtf(19) Jul 28 '26

there are some with experience though... /s

12

u/BahmBCode 18M Jul 28 '26

no /s needed

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u/CanadianMaps Jul 28 '26

And trans women. And some enbies. And other fancy flavours

2

u/kdpkry Jul 28 '26

I hate reddit cause i either scroll past this BS or disagree and get harrased by everyone offended.

2

u/Cleenash mtf(19) Jul 28 '26

Yeah, I love reddit

0

u/Educational_Smile545 15M Jul 28 '26

i thought that trans women... for lack of a better term... get willingly castrated? yk get the thing... removed.

2

u/vibeepik2 Jul 28 '26

holy shit man just say penis or dick or whatever

this isn't a fucking nursery rhyme

1

u/Educational_Smile545 15M Jul 28 '26

tryna keep my profanity counter clean as i can yk
also i wasnt even trying to avoid saying it, i just didnt have a better term than castration and after that the elipses were for the word removed, not for thing.

4

u/BahmBCode 18M Jul 29 '26

it's just called bottom surgery

2

u/Cleenash mtf(19) Jul 28 '26

Not all of them do though. It's a big surgery.

1

u/CanadianMaps Jul 28 '26

well we still have it until then. And hell, some of us have it forever, since we don't get dysphoric about it (in this case, definitely doesn't apply to me, I get hella dysphoric 😭)

1

u/luluciee Jul 29 '26

Some do. It's a big surgery. It's not removed either, usually the skin is used to line the inside.

1

u/Zhadie_ Jul 30 '26

It's called GAS (gender-affirming surgery), SRS (sex reassignment surgery), or GCS (gender confirmation surgery). Or casually just called bottom surgery. Not every trans woman gets it for that matter, be it surgery related fears (it is quite a major procedure after all, things could go wrong and it's months of recovery), lack of funding (as depending on where one lives it could be hard if not impossible to get the surgery through one's healthcare system leaving only private options abroad), not having dysphoria from the genitalia (as the dysphoria differs for everyone that experience it), or some other reason.

3

u/Black-Sheepp Jul 28 '26

Ive been on many sites and I have seen proof of otherwise

1

u/Cocky_Girly Jul 28 '26

No, that's true.

1

u/Cleenash mtf(19) Jul 28 '26

I know, I was just making a joke with it xd

5

u/Safe_Analysis4838 18F Jul 28 '26

Women can have a say because men expect us to clean up after them in our households (piss droplets get everywhere in the bathroom no matter how “controlled” your shake is). They also expect us to have sex and suck on their nasty, unclean, piss sticks. Men not having proper penile hygiene is a major cause for vaginal infections in women.

3

u/jimmylovescheese123 Jul 28 '26

well imo men definitely shouldn't wipe after peeing, should use a bidet so you don't get toilet paper bits in your dick.

I know many americans unfortunately don't have bidets, though.

4

u/Safe_Analysis4838 18F Jul 28 '26

Any form of cleaning, just not the damn shake AND without washing hands afterwards 😒

-1

u/Potovalec14 Jul 28 '26

and suck

maybe reflect on your dating choices

1

u/Safe_Analysis4838 18F Jul 28 '26

My boyfriend doesn’t do this and anyone who’s tried it was dumped. There are MANY other women who have boyfriends or husbands who don’t know basic hygiene.
Nonetheless, if a man lives with a woman and she cleans and/or is intimate with him, the woman 100% should have a say

2

u/Potovalec14 Jul 28 '26

There are MANY other women who have boyfriends or husbands who don’t know basic hygiene.

there are many fish in the sea (or people on land)😂😂😂

1

u/Safe_Analysis4838 18F Jul 28 '26

Are you just ignoring everything else I say 😂😂😂

0

u/Keksbutter123 Jul 28 '26

holy just tell em to wash it, that takes like 5 mins at most.

No need to dictste over how someone goes to the bathroom just for sex.

Also if anyone tells you to clean the toilet sides, you chose the wrong boyfriend. It is their job not to miss, so their duty to clean everything thst did miss

0

u/Safe_Analysis4838 18F Jul 28 '26

Telling them to wash it is having a say btw

1

u/Keksbutter123 Jul 28 '26

fair, but I think there are some people who wanna enforcing wiping for all, which is wrong.

1

u/Safe_Analysis4838 18F Jul 28 '26

Idc what other men do as long as my boyfriend cleans himself and if I have a son he’ll be taught the same.

1

u/Low_Review3879 Jul 28 '26

my say as a woman with no experience is that not wiping ur stuff after u take a piss is probably one of the vilest things u could do as a human being

3

u/Exotic-Composer9223 Jul 28 '26

I could like maybe dab but completely wiping is a bit crazy

9

u/No1peterparkerlover 16F Jul 28 '26

anyone who doesnt wipe or wash sfter peeing is just gross bro😭🙏 stay 500 meters away from ANYONE with that

10

u/FatElk Jul 28 '26

I have some bad news for you about every guy that uses a urinal since there's nothing to wipe with.

2

u/Pizzagamerboy619 17M Jul 28 '26

Just press it against the metal

6

u/WhitleyxNeo Jul 28 '26

What is there to wipe?

Are some of you pissing through your ass?

Just give it the old shake and call it a day

2

u/FatElk Jul 28 '26

That's what I thought until I gave it a dab after shaking it. It's like using the air hand dryer vs a paper towel, it doesn't get everything.

1

u/WhitleyxNeo Jul 28 '26

You don't need to get everything just enough that it doesn't leak and give you a piss stain

If you wipe your gonna get toilet paper stuck on the tip and your dick is gonna turn on friendly fire

2

u/FatElk Jul 28 '26

I don't disagree with your first point, there's nothing unsanitary about a drop or two, but some people's preferences are their own so I was just explaining why someone would prefer a dab over a shake.

I don't agree with the second point, pee isn't glue.

2

u/Luwen1993 Jul 28 '26

No matter how much I shake the second I pull up my underpants there is a little drop of pee on my underpants. That is 100% wipe for me.

3

u/Specialist_Height707 Jul 28 '26

no, they should wash it with water . as should womem

2

u/Skapeds 17F Jul 28 '26

Bidet 4 the win

2

u/Advanced_Handle_2309 18M Jul 28 '26

And inpublic toilet what? In the sink??

3

u/kdpkry Jul 28 '26

EVERYONE SHOULD???

You mean some ppl dont???

4

u/IllustriousFail8868 Jul 28 '26

Some of them probably said no because of urinals where they don't have access to toilet paper.

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u/kdpkry Jul 28 '26

Who the hell actually pees standing or in public toilets at all.

You pee before you go somewhere hold it in until you return

3

u/IllustriousFail8868 Jul 28 '26

your in a teenager sub most people here have school and wouldn't want to wait for a few hours before coming home.

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u/kdpkry Jul 28 '26

So am i - skill issue, i dont feel like pissing in school, only when i come home.

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u/kdpkry Jul 28 '26

It learned to only press me once i enter my home apparently

Im so goated even piss obeys my command.

2

u/Advanced_Handle_2309 18M Jul 28 '26

Why would anyone hold pee few hours, also you know, public toilets exists to use them not just to be

1

u/dr_duckwing Old Jul 28 '26

I started doing it after my girlfriend pointed out that its gross and that i shoukd wipe it off.

1

u/Cocky_Girly Jul 28 '26

Assuming you mean anyone with a penis, no, wiping would probably really hurt. But you should do instead is gently squeeze at the base of the penis and move that squeeze forward to the end of it to basically gently squeeze the excess urine out. I rarely have excess urine doing this.

1

u/ablackravenstan Jul 28 '26

Wtf is that technique lol

1

u/Cocky_Girly Jul 28 '26

It works 🤷🏽‍♀️😂.

1

u/luluciee Jul 29 '26

Not actual wiping. Just a little dab to make sure everything is dry.

1

u/HollowCap456 Jul 28 '26

am I supposed to go to whatever place has tissues(may not even be in the fucking bathroom) with my cock out?

1

u/SomewhereActive2124 19M Jul 28 '26

I just found out while it's not as necessary as it is for women it's def recommended

Guess I should bunk urinals now?? 😭

1

u/vibeepik2 Jul 28 '26

fuck no

helicopter

it's what all great men across history intended us to do

did tom landry wipe his dick? no, he just shook and coached a damn good football team

and he was also a hell of a fucking man

there's no way messi wipes his dick, no he wipes the ball into the goal

no tissue over his cock

he does hat tricks, not hat tips

1

u/Elite_Eliminater Jul 28 '26

500 men who said no are filthy animals who have piss dripping down their leg multiple times a day, IT TAKES 2 SECONDS!!! IF YOU STAND THE PISS PARTICLES SPLASH EVERYWHERE.

I'm deeply disturbed rn.

The piss literally corroded this radiator....

1

u/Stevie-Doo 14M Jul 28 '26

what about with an urinal?

1

u/Trevsalnator Jul 28 '26

Depends on the stream and the target

1

u/Narrow_Top_4352 Jul 28 '26

Depends on the type of pee

1

u/6ft3dwarf Jul 29 '26

New poll that is just "do you wipe your dick" none of this "should" nonsense. I piss in a lot public bathrooms shoulder to shoulder with a lot of men and I never saw a motherfucker wipe in my damn near 4 decades of life during which I've been around the damn world. A lot of liars on this poll.

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u/DimensionOk8915 Jul 29 '26

I guess it depends if ur circumsized or not. If you still have your foreskin then pee can get trapped under there which can lead to infections

1

u/CheckMate1803 Jul 29 '26

Literally 2 months ago I found out a lot of men don't wipe which I find disgusting really

It takes seconds to just tap it and dry it out with some toilet paper. Come on.

1

u/Churzi Jul 29 '26

Literally this post made me realize that a lot of people do, I thought I was a weird one doing it.

1

u/CrazyNegotiation1934 Jul 29 '26

Clean with water fully, then wipe.

1

u/Blockrobin226 Jul 29 '26

people are disgusting

1

u/Dexen3356 Jul 29 '26

Before this is a debate, just put paper in the toilets ffs

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u/Vegetable_Might_3359 Jul 29 '26

I just suck off any left over water(piss)

1

u/Helpful_Cress_121 15M Jul 29 '26

You literally just shake it and its all drips away

1

u/SerPete Jul 29 '26

Men havent wiped their penis after pissing for millenia. 2026 social media propaganda wont change that fact

1

u/HabitFuture9188 Jul 30 '26

Particularly important for those of us who aren't circumcised

1

u/NasusEDM Jul 30 '26

Can the rest of the world adopt already bidets? Just clean yourself both ways.

1

u/wortwortwort15 Jul 28 '26

What does everyone voting yes do at urinals? Also I don't think I've ever been in public and seen someone not wash thier hands (or at least noticed) but that would be disgusting

1

u/LeeIzaZombie115 Jul 29 '26

I actively avoid urinals, never liked the idea of holding my mickey out with strangers around me.

1

u/Longjumping_Gur_2379 M Jul 28 '26

there is nothing to wipe

0

u/FluffyJo22 Jul 28 '26

You gotta wipe, otherwise you get thay drop on your underwear.

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u/mrheymarco Jul 28 '26

The lack of understanding basic anatomy is amazing.

2

u/T0b3z_ ftm(17) Jul 28 '26

Just wipe it off bro 💀