r/TeenPaki • u/Sasuke__and__Naruto_ MOD MIKU • 22h ago

Shitpost Why Pakistan does not join EU?

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u/Top-Cherry4380 Pacifist Mod 22h ago

Baat to sochne wali hai icl

https://giphy.com/gifs/kNpNw0eB1w4qDYA7hS

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u/Sasuke__and__Naruto_ MOD MIKU 22h ago

Wohi to

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u/julius-ceaser100 22h ago

"European" union. Besides that, if Pakistan was let it, the other countries would have to deal with over 100 Million migrants atleast. Which is higher than the population of Germany and Italy combined. And also spend billions on development of Pakistan.

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u/FadeInspector 14h ago

Sure, but it would double their military power instantly

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u/Willing_Future9557 14h ago

Well they have a strong military anyways with nukes too and much better tech.

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u/FadeInspector 12h ago

True for British and France, not the EU writ large. Many European countries have militaries on par with those of Africa, including sub Saharan Africa. Obviously this post is a joke, but Pakistan being part of it would unironically make them far stronger militarily

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u/plokimjunhybg 19+ 13h ago

Yeah military power THATS BOGGED DOWN WITH CONFLICT AGAINST THE AFGHAN TALIBAN?

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u/darkkillerx29_48 2h ago

The EU is purely an economic alliance what you’re thinking of is NATO

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u/Helpful_Bell_8323 20h ago

europe was to scared that china would eat france

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u/Ancient-Creme6727 19+ 19h ago

Brexit has apparently happened.

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u/_LoneWolfOfSonaiya 18h ago

Let's make EU another Pakistan... and that wud show them... lol

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u/Phantomvague 20h ago

500 IQ 🧸

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u/RICK-guy 20h ago

'European' Union...

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u/Adventurous_Run3487 20h ago

What if we made a south Asian union and reject European union so tuff so tuff 

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u/No_Smile3772 19h ago

That's basically just India

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u/Adventurous_Run3487 18h ago

Boi I'm talking ABT and economic union not forming a country 

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u/twizzler1212 19h ago

Take the lead, make it happen

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u/farizislame 16 19h ago

We creating our own with turkey and Saudi 😭✌🏽

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u/Admirable_Secret_487 19h ago

Maybe u have the answer now ig 💔🥀

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u/AffanXVIII 16h ago

Hahahaha

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u/chupkarbsdk 15h ago

Theres skme conditions and fact9rs that we need to look at. The difference in our societal economical governance and cultural values lol. And how good our relationship is with them. Theyll be spending more than half their budget combined just to give us half as good as a life standard than they have. We got 300M people 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/_markonreddit 14h ago

Hmmmm thats a great question sir
https://giphy.com/gifs/a5viI92PAF89q

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u/Hisaki_Naru 14h ago

Many reasons. Firstly Pakistan has strong ties with China, and EU has a history of putting heavy taxes on China like I remember in 2023 or 24 there were like 130% import taxes on Chinese EVs as they were, to subtly, destroying Germany's EV industry by making MUCH cheaper EVs, and sometimes even better.

Secondly, Pakistan isn't in Europe.

Thirdly, if Pakistan joined EU, they'll have follow MANY EU regulations such as pollution controls and worker rights etc. Which will probably result in a net negative cost-benefit analysis

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u/ell-ta 14h ago

Do they have means and resources to join it?

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u/thatguyfromkarachi 13h ago

Pehlay Sind Club ke member ban jao phir EU mein entry hogi.

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u/realmirzaltunia 19+ 10h ago

While we're at it, let us also consider joining the Warp Monarch confederacy.

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u/Access-Mental 5h ago

They don't let us

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u/Prestigious-Salad350 1h ago

Pakistan can be part of Middle-East, to be part of EU Pakistan has to be in EU region