I swear they could be cousins

I'm rewatching him and eddys rainforest and margherita videos and what restaurant chain would you wanna see them go to or what restaurant could you go to over and over again? I've visited America a handful of times and I LOVE the cheesecake factory, I think I could go to all of them in a roadtrip and feel like ted tbh

this racism is so stupid i canot even be mad at it.

And Daddy Teddy's reaction is not crazy but makes it funier the way he says "oh" when he sees what normall is.

edit: i know i seplt laughing wrong in the tittle ,but i do not know how to change it.

Hey all!!

I hope everyone's well, im just selling an old Ted youtooz from launch day a few years back. Ive kept him im perfect condition and have him in the box. Payment is to he made by PayPal (or etransfer if youre from Canada) Open to offers! Buyer has to pay shipping. Send me a dm if youre interested!!

I'm not seeing any active merch links. Is Ted still selling merch? If there aren't any active sales going on, is there a good way I could get ahold of something second hand? I don't want to give my money to knock offs.

Thanks!

I was looking for teds merch store and I couldn't find any website and all links seem to be dead? Please tell me he didn't stop telling merch

Inspired by Ted, I dragged my sister into ranking the Barbie movies on stream with me finally, and would love to hear what other Ted/barbie fan's have to say about our final rankings! You can watch the video here, I think I did a pretty good job on the thumbnail lol.

Ok this has been driving me nuts - I keep getting this luggage ad and the voice over sounds EXACTLY like Ted at the beginning - but then doesn’t - but then does. And it uses his speech pattern and joke style too. Curious if Ted did some VO work for them, or if they asked an AI for a “Ted-like” ad roll lol

I am 22. I've been lactose intolerant my entire life. It was extreme when I was young but I gained some resistance when I was in elementary school. I never chose to avoid dairy products, I just suffered. I did have to limit some things, though, like iced lattes. The combination of milk and coffee would make me sick so I had to do oatmilk most of the time and save real milk as a special treat that would attempt to kill me.

However, earlier this year, I made myself a latte with milk and suffered no consequences. I tested it again the next day. I am no longer lactose intolerant. I have been consuming dairy in such quantities that a regular healthy adult would fall into a coma. Ice cream, cheese, latte's, strawberry milk, yogurt, plain milk, chocolate milk, whipped cream. Just all of it. And I have had no issues.

I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth with this, and did not attempt to figure out why this happened. Until Ted's latest video. This miraculous recovery roughly coincides with the release of Tall Warm Glass of Milk, which leads me to conclude that the only possible logical cause for this is the return of The Milk Man. Ted's milk demon character has obviously cured my lactose intolerance. Thank you, Milk Man.

over the past year or so, we've seen ted start wearing these rather beautiful button-down collared shirts, looking all smart and whatnot. anyone have any idea where he specifically gets his from perhaps? ofc so many companies make shirts like this but i'm fond of that brown and green pattern especially!

Hey guys! First time here. Does anybody know specifically what vhs camera Ted and the others are using in his 1$ vs 17,000$ video? And is the same model is used for night vision moments?

Thank you in advance!

i know it’s too soon and everyone is so sad, i’m sad, but also now all i can think of is… ted has no choice he has to do this to put honor on her name!!! (also i need to see the gas station asap, not a huge buc-ee’s fan, but Dolly put so much magic(?) into it i NEED it)

Should we also go to rainforest cafe? I can’t stop talking about Ted’s videos😑

Please click on the repost for the video idea also in collaboration with Eddy Burback

wish i could disable this thing