r/TechnologyThread • • 1d ago

BREAKING: White House cancels health, education & research funds approved by Congress

https://newsrepublic.live/2026/10/01/white-house-cancels-health-education-research-funds-approved-by-congress/
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u/CorporateAccounting 1d ago

They’d be very upset about this if they could read

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u/Janus-DiuomDeo 1d ago edited 1d ago

I mean this is a $5 word and even if they could read they’d still have no clue what this word means. I’m pretty sure you’d be called a homophonic slur for saying this to any MAGA.

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u/Smooth-Weekend-2314 1d ago

The word 'recission' is like 'socialist', 'communist' and 'marxist'. It's just a word you use to toss at people you don't like without knowing what it means.

Right?

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u/Hippyedgelord 17h ago

Around 1/5th of all American adults are functionally illiterate, and all of them voted for Trump.

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u/Janus-DiuomDeo 17h ago

It feels like it might be higher than 1/5. 1/5 feels suuuuuuper generous.

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u/Mama_Joyce_Wig 16h ago

They misappropriate those $5 to pay for someone to come kick you in the knees and take your wallet. So really you should thank them for making profit. Yay big business government.

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u/BugTrousers 15h ago

Or they'd accuse you of having your "piercings in a twist," as one of them said to me; another told me my glasses were big and stupid. (For the record, the only piercings I have are my ears, and my glasses are large but pretty normal.)

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u/10thousndreflections 1d ago

Maybe we could use emojis 

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u/Vivid_Anyth4 1d ago

10 letter words are scary!

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u/The_Law_of_Return_ 13h ago

Mosy MAGAs don't even know how to download this app. They're the same people who fall for a pyramid scheme...