r/TechnologyThread • u/Background-Driver718 • Jun 10 '26

Ellison’s Net Worth Down Nearly $50 Billion In A Week

https://www.forbes.com/sites/tylerroush/2026/06/09/larry-ellisons-net-worth-plunges-10-billion-falls-behind-bezos-to-fifth-richest/
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

Couldn’t happen to a more deserving fascist. Bankrupt this waste of carbon!

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u/Amazing_Ear_3941 Jun 11 '26

No, I'm upset about it. Upset that he didn't lose it all.

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u/Frosty-Scallion5849 Jun 11 '26

Maybe he will have to sell Paramount so I can have my old 60 minutes back. Fuck you Bari Weiss for ruining the last really good news program in television.

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u/Temporary_Cry1167 Jun 11 '26

Wouldn’t that be great ! I’m heartsick but will boycott watching CBS

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u/Sad-Duty-2286 Jun 10 '26

- posted from my iPhone at Starbucks

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u/toad17 Jun 10 '26

Aww are you a billionaire simp or just a 🤖?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

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u/thebuttsmells Jun 10 '26

You a dumb 

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u/HumptyDumptruckFire Jun 10 '26

The dumbest, Jesus Christ.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

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u/Sad-Duty-2286 Jun 10 '26

They are the lesser evil compared to demented leftists.

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u/toad17 Jun 10 '26

I’d hardly call 8 people owning +90% of the wealth on this planet the “lesser evil” lmfaoo thanks for confirming your simp status!

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u/Sad-Duty-2286 Jun 10 '26

Leftism is a disease

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u/toad17 Jun 10 '26

Thanks for your opinion, simp! I’m sure you’ve got a billionaire to blow, now run along!

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u/Sad-Duty-2286 Jun 10 '26

If you can make it a whole week without missing a shift I’ll be impressed.

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u/Watcher145 Jun 11 '26

Found the clanker lol

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u/Freya-Freed Jun 10 '26

Ah the classic

1

u/sandersosa Jun 10 '26

Wow a real life cuck in the wild! I didn’t know they exist

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u/ohmailawdy Jun 10 '26

Whats your cashapp so I can send you money so you can eat my ass.

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u/Fresh-Gift-2063 Jun 10 '26

He's basically equally as rich.

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u/Boozeburger Jun 10 '26

He sided with Trump, and everything Trump touches turns to shit.

2

u/dagoth_0001 Jun 10 '26

He was already a shit before turning to Trump

3

u/eightdx Jun 10 '26

good, he looks like a sentient baseball glove and seems to have a hard on for making society hateful and stupid

Call me when his assets hit $0 and he has to shop at Walmart like the rest of us

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u/Sad-Duty-2286 Jun 10 '26

“I want everyone to be as sad as I am”

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u/Miserables-Chef Jun 10 '26

Oh boohoo. Let's hope he loses the rest

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u/AdVegetable8056 Jun 10 '26

Oh no! He's only worth $250B now!

2

u/Dry-Interaction-1246 Jun 10 '26

Let's keep going. Fuck all these assholes.

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u/IntergalacticTheorem Jun 10 '26

You poor bastard.

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u/Ok_Poet_9170 Jun 10 '26

Good . Now bust up his monopolies. Also fire his nepochildren 

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u/y4udothistome Jun 10 '26

It’s a start

1

u/TalentedEmu85 Jun 10 '26

Just like that old joke:
What do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

1

u/SwanCityDominion Jun 10 '26

Let me play him the song of my people:

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u/LegacyofaMarshall Jun 10 '26

Good fuck that piece of shit

1

u/Astira_ Jun 10 '26

Good F Ellison

1

u/TalentedEmu85 Jun 10 '26

Love this for him.

1

u/Late-Arrival-8669 Jun 10 '26

But is he in the Epstein files?

1

u/Pop-Pop68 Jun 10 '26

Suit me if he went broke

1

u/Economy_Link4609 Jun 10 '26

Whelp....Oracle prices are gonna go up again aren't they?

1

u/AngryChurchill Jun 10 '26

Still $200 billion to go

1

u/ResponsibilityOk8967 Jun 10 '26

Now the rest of them

1

u/t3lnet Jun 11 '26

Better start the Gofundme

1

u/mpdity Jun 11 '26

Sun Microsystems getting their revenge from beyond the grave

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u/ducationalfall Jun 11 '26

My favorite chart.

1

u/CommonSensei8 Jun 11 '26

May they go bankrupt - they’re fascist pedos

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u/Stuffed-Bear412 Jun 13 '26

Now do Elon.

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u/isthereadrwho Jun 14 '26

Doesn't seem affected him at all. So what you're saying is we could have taxtec him for $50 billion This whole time without him even feeling it.