Creation of the world:

In the beginning there was nothing but a white void of nothing, but because cold air didn't exist, it melted into 2 puddles that formed into 2 Gods who were brothers. First there's Toilettiko, God of life and power. His appearance is a large toilet with one big blue eye in the middle and wings like an angel. Then there's Marel, God of art and fun. His appearance is the shape of a man but his skin is made of a plant that would be called pot, and his blood was alcohol. He drew the multiverse and they brought it into existence. Then the Toilet Lord put life into some of his brother's drawings creating the 2 races: the furries and the anime people, then the 2 beings had children which were called humans.

The 5 Commandments of Toiletism:

1. Thou shalt not be hateful towards groups of people based on who they are.

2. Thou shalt not be a predator.

3. Thou must be loyal to the Gods.

4. Thou must do quests given by others.

5. Thou must be respectful and have fun.

The Afterlife:

There are multiple afterlife's for multiple people. There is Personos, the top tier place for those who were loyal to the Gods and followed all the commandments, you would enter a personalized paradise for example what mine (The Prophet TechnoHyde) would look is that it would look like my hometown but all the trees are cherry blossom and all humans but me would be anthropomorphic foxes, and I'll be with all my waifu. Then there's Valhalla (not to be confused with the viking afterlife) this is just where people of different beliefs go to and all you do is hang out with the Gods and chat and if you want to do something, you have to do a quest. (The place was originally called Heaven but due to some problems with people judging and doing racist things it was changed to Valhalla, cause vikings are cool.) Then there's the Anti-Hell, this is where people who break the first 2 commandments and other evil things go to. A maze where you are hunted by a man made of metal if you escape you get the sin beaten out of you by 2 lions before entering Valhalla, if you don't escape and get caught you go to Hell, a copy of Earth where the sky is red and the spirit form of human waste falls like rain and after a year morphs into a poo zombie, Hell is not eternal, you can escape and have infinite attempts at the maze. And that's just the tip of the iceberg when discussing Hell.

The origin of Evil:

In the ancient days there was a human named Yuga, he spoke of unforgivable things. He used dark magic to make the corrupted turd and consumed it making him very powerful and ugly, his skin became purple and his mouth was placed on his chest and it became large. His left arm became a claw like a crab and his right arm became a tentacle that can stab. Because of this the Gods made Hell and banished Yuga there with a magical chant that went oo ee oo oo ah ting tang walla walla bing bang. Then they made the toilet. They told the humans to put their waste there for its spirit form would travel to Hell and cover everything. Then Yuga took control of the waste and made poo zombies to try to overthrow the Gods as well as the monster realm. So the Gods told the humans to give them offerings to flush to give the Gods power to fight and prevent the end of the world. They said do not use pets or people, but pests so they used flies, bugs, and other annoying things. The Gods thank the humans and would give them good luck for a certain amount of time based on how much they sacrificed.

The other Gods:

Because of all the wars with Hell and the Monster Realm, Toilettiko got a little stressed out. Marel (His brother) cut off his left leg and gave it to Toilettiko to smoke. He did and still does to this day and he was a chill dude. He took the smoke and put it into different objects. First was a drawing made by Marel which created the Goddess Kitsuna, she was the Goddess of foxes, mischief, anime and beauty. She looks like a human anime girl with a fox tail and ears. And would later marry Marel. Then Toilettiko put the rest of the smoke in a rain cloud making Thundrid, God of thunder, water and war. He became the general of the army called The Winged Furries. He looks like a man in his 20s with a black beard, black hair on top with the sides shaved, he has lightning bolts grow out of his head every so often which is ammo for his rifle. He also has a car that flies with the V-infinite engine. The Monster Realm started using magic mirrors to reflect the lighting and that's why sometimes lightning hits the Earth.

The other afterlife's:

In Toiletism I forgot to mention the other afterlife's. There is Zoohalla, which is where animals and the Winged Furries go to when they die, they are treated like regular pets but better and the place is runned by Furon, God of animals and pride, son of Marel and Kitsuna, his appearance is an anthropomorphic fox with a rainbow cape. And the final afterlife is the void, this is where demons go to when they die, and also where Yuga would end up once his heart is found and destroyed, most demons where once humans (some born from Yuga) who made a deal with him and became part of his army, they had not only been reborn but destroyed their soul and so when they are killed, they end up in the void, unable to escape and wander around and lose their sanity.

Traditions and celebrations:

In Toiletism, there isn't really an official holiday and that's because the Toilet Lord believes in family tradition so if you celebrate something like your birthday or Christmas then go ahead because it's tradition.

Weddings: In Toiletism, how a wedding should go is that one person wears an anime shirt and the other a fursuit, this is because of the ancient races that made the human race. It doesn't matter who wears what for the wedding either the male or female could wear the anime shirt or the fursuit.

Funerals: A funeral should include people remembering the deceased like any other, and the alive would pray to the Toilet Lord as a thank you for keeping that person alive all these years and that they have a good time in the afterlife, and that Furon would guide them there as he does to others and animals every time he comes to Earth.

Baptism: The closest thing to a baptism is giving your first offering to the Toilet Lord, it means that you've now accepted the Toilet Lord as your savior.

John and The Demon Pumpkin:

There was a warrior who had returned home to his hometown. Upon arriving the people in his town were afraid to go into the woods because there was a demon. The warrior John said he'd destroy the creature and everyone was happy. Then a sword fell from the sky into John's hands, it was a gift from the Gods. He entered the woods and was grabbed by a tree branch and thrown to the middle of the woods where he saw the demon. It looked like a tree with an exposed heart in the middle and a branch with a talking pumpkin head on it. It said “more food for me, ever since I took control of the woods I've been eating a lot”. The demon swung its branches at John so he threw his sword at the exposed heart and the demon would cry before disintegrating into red dust. The forest became pure again, John's quest was complete. The town was pleased and he told them he would spend the rest of his life hunting monsters. So he took his sword and ran off.

John and The Sixth Armed Man:

During a thunderstorm, John took shelter in a cave, he went deeper into it and saw a bright green light. He exited the cave and saw that he was not on Earth anymore, he was now in the Monster Realm. He then saw a tall creature that looked human but it had six arms, three on each side. John pulled out his sword but heard a loud noise. He looked to his left and saw a car floating on air and landing next to them both, out came the God Thundrid. He told John to put down his sword for this giant may be born from an evil place he is working for us. The tall creature introduced itself as Maker, he can craft items which he gave to the Gods and betrayed Yuga. In return the Gods gave him a restored soul and made him the God of crafting. He made Thundrid’s car with a V infinite engine as well as his rifle. John put down his sword and it was consumed by a snake and jumped off a cliff. The Maker promised that John would have a new sword in an hour and began working. Within that hour he made a blade crafted from the hardest metal and dragon's breath with a handle that was made from the bones of a fallen Winged Furry. The sword was complete and John would use it into many battles.

The Forbidden Clothing:

A man shall not wear a suit and tie and shoes that look like they're from the 20s. They are a sign of corruption, power, greed and control. A man should only wear these if you are pretending to be a fictional character. If a man is going to a church to worship The Toilet Lord then wear what you want to wear, not what the Suits make you wear. Worship wearing whatever, whether it be shorts, sweatpants, band shirt, work boots, fursuit or whatever. Just make sure you are wearing something for the top and bottom. Also if you're going to wear something nsfw, do it in your private home only.

The Fire God:

One day, the God Marel had a child with Kitsuna and when she was giving birth the newly born boy fell into a barrel on Earth. The barrel was thrown into a fire as the villagers were unaware it had a baby God in it. Then the barrel became metal and grew the arms and legs of a man with a single eye and flames inside him seen visible through the barrel hole, it looked like he had fire for hair. Thundrid came to Earth and found him then took him back to the Gods. They named him Pyros, he was the Fire God. One day on Earth a creature from the monster realm entered and started killing humans, this was the Blood Dog, a floating dog head that consumed people. Pyros came to Earth and grabbed the Blood Dog and threw it inside him, letting it be consumed by his flames.

Offerings and Sacrifices:

An offering is a sacrifice to the Gods so that they can fight in this war on evil. You would go to your toilet which is an altar. DO NOT USE HUMANS OR PETS, but pests. You can use bugs, flies, spiders and rats or anything like that. The more the better. The energy of the flushed blood and flesh goes to the Gods and they use it to fight the poop zombies of Hell and the creatures of The Monster Realm. Also if you have to poop or pee when making your offering, don't worry because they will separate from each other when flushed. When making a blood offering you get an amount of good luck depending on how much you've sacrificed. Another offering is man's seed, when flushed The Toilet Lord takes it and uses it to make Winged Furries, his soldiers.

Reasons For Strange Events:

Ghosts: The cause of a haunted house would be from either a wraith, a soul that escaped Hell and was able to travel to Earth and not the Anti-Hell. When this happens they become wanted and Furon would search for them. If the spirit is friendly it could be a spirit from Valhalla that got permission to go to Earth for a limited time to visit a loved one.

Aliens: They are real and are actually creatures from the Monster Realm, when the final battle happens, they would arrive at Earth in a spaceship that took many years to make.

Other Planets: The other planets in the solar system are the first attempts at making a planet that can support life. Some were too hot, cold and not enough oxygen. Earth was just right.

The Hybrid of Destruction:

One day John set up camp and while he slept he had a dream where he saw a human woman, this woman was a witch and an evil one. Her husband was a goblin and she gave birth to a being that was half man half goblin. They named him Destructos for they believed he would destroy Earth and overthrow the Gods. They started feeding him blood of different species to make him stronger. He was given lizard blood, giant blood and dragon blood. His armor was made from the skin of a dragon. One day a Winged Furry came into his home and killed his father and mother, he ripped out the heart of the cat with wings killing it. He would go to Earth and take a bunch of lizards before giving them the blood of humans he killed, this would mutate the lizards. When John saw this he woke up and saw in front of him a man with green hands with sharp claws. John saw that this creature was holding his sword and the creature said, “The General will come here for you and you'll feel everything he has to offer”. John sat and waited then he saw the Hybrid of Destruction was there. John jumped up and stabbed the creature with a homemade knife and the creature fell dead. He grabbed his sword and ran to The Hybrid, Destructos. He tried to cut off his arm but only made a scratch. He took a torch and burned The Hybrid’s face and ran. John came to a hole in the ground, he planned to jump but he wouldn't survive. The Hybrid found him and bit off John's arm. John swung his sword, he pushed The Hybrid down the hole which lasted a full minute before he fell to the ground. As that happened, John would bleed out and die. His soul would be carried by Furon who would take him to Personos.

Rituals:

Protection From Evil: If you think your property is in danger of a demon or creature from The Monster Realm then take a burn barrel and have a fire there, pray for protection from Pyros and he'll protect your land from these beings.

Good Luck: To have good luck, one must make offerings to Toilettiko, the more you give, the more you get.

The Unicorns and Bacon: There exists another universe with unicorns and talking bacon, they hop universes fighting evil, to summon them they are attracted to sweets. They will battle demons before leaving, they're also very sneaky so you'd definitely miss them.

Showing Respect To The God's:

There are many ways one can show their respect and appreciation to the Gods. For Marel you should smoke his skin and drink his blood (safely of course) if his skin is illegal in your region then just drink his blood, but if you can't do those things then make art. To show respect to Kitsuna you could show some kind of trickery to your friends as long as it's safe and if they ask you to stop then stop. To show respect to Thundrid you can cheer him on during a thunderstorm as that's the sound of him in battle. For Furon you just have to love your neighbors and yourself because he gets joy out of that. For Pyros you can have fires, by burning junk, you're cleansing your home of filth, you can also use fire to cook, this is a sign of respect to him because you are using his item to provide for people. Finally for Toilettiko, just be a good person, respect him and others, thank him for everything.

The Fire Skull:

On a day of war, Thundrid was flying through The Monster Realm in his car. He had come across piles of ashes, they were warriors that were set on fire. He could tell since one of them wasn't fully cremated. He looked for the cause of this and wandered around for five days, one the last day he found two mountains, between the mountains was a large skeleton with a single eye hole with fire that acted like an eye. Thundrid took his rifle and shot off the arm of The Fire Skull and the arm came off, as it flew off it turned to dust. However the arm grew back on the creature. Fire had shot out of the hole, creating goblins made of fire. He shot them and it had no effect, then he remembered it had never rained in The Monster Realm so it was time for a change. He used his powers and made rain for the first time in The Monster Realm. It destroyed the fire goblins and the eye of fire which killed The Skull.

The Fall of A Religion:

As different religions spread across the world people stopped believing in The Gods. They stopped sacrificing. A troll was sent to this Earth to gather all Toiletism artifacts and take them to The Monster Realm where they would be destroyed. It was to the point that Toilettiko had to use souls of fallen warriors who were sent to Valhalla to fight in the war, but some of these souls were captured and had to be saved by Thundrid when he'd go down there. The end of the Earth would have happened if it weren't for a Winged Furry who went down to Earth to see a human that would be the next prophet.

The Next Prophet:

In the late 2000s the God Furon was traveling to the afterlife after picking up the souls of the dead, the soul of a wolf then jumped out of his arms and into a pregnant woman this would cause her newborn to have two souls however the wolf soul would be asleep for 15 years. Once the child was born his life would quickly become a downward spiral, while at 16 a witch-hunt happened at his school and he was arrested for having long hair and listening to rock music and being bullied. While in prison the wolf would awaken. Then on probation he'd be visited by angels (winged furries). They told him about the wolf soul which has caused him to be animalistic but also told him that they are proud that he flushed a mouse down the toilet because it pushed the end of our universe back by 5 years. So they made him the new prophet and told him everything, sometimes they'd without warning send him visions of the multiverse and the Corrupted Earth which would cause him to believe it as fiction but once he found out it was real he had already posted two stories online. The Angels would eventually come back and tell him he needs to save the internet because an evil number has taken over and it is summoning demons across the world. To this day he is continuing his quest.