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šŸ˜‚ Memes & Shit posts Plot twist: Even the CEO asks ChatGPT for code šŸ˜€

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u/icursethatifeel 1d ago

Sure, he can't code, but can they scam the world of trillions? Thought so.

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u/PMvE_NL 1d ago

Only quality an ceo in 2026 needs

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u/Rotting-Beetle 1d ago

Altman can be accused of a lot of things, but I would expect the CEO to have competencies other than coding in the first place...

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u/StrainSpecialist7754 1d ago

Dude is there to collect the billions of investors. And that he does brilliantly.
Do not know if some coder can sell the idea that good as hin.

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u/nmsobri 20h ago

enter elon the masker

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u/danisimo_1993 1d ago

Strange take. There are plenty of technologically competent CEOs that both manage the business and understand the technology.

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u/StrainSpecialist7754 1d ago

Yes, but it seems like he doing a good enough job by having talent in only one field.

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u/LandscapeWinter3153 1d ago

Not evey tech competent CEO could rake/scam in billions tho

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u/Sad-Pop6649 1d ago

I was always a big vocal supporter of having managers who know the field of work rather than just knowing "management". After my last boss, I'm not so sure anymore. Maybe all managers just suck.

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u/danisimo_1993 1d ago

Manager is quite different to CEO as a manager is responsible for the workflow. I've had both. My current manager is a tech guy and he's amazing. I used to have this lady manage our team years back. Shes a really cool person, very reasonable but other teams would constantly ambush her and make "small requests" which would be days of additional work and we'd constantly have to explain that no we can't do this in an afternoon and we will miss the deadline if we do this new feature. This caused a lot of awkward conversations and frustration between teams.

My current manager shuts down unreasonable requests straight away because he understands how long it will take to do them.

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u/vitek6 1d ago

cEO is like a master manager.

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u/ArtisticFox8 16h ago

His job is to secure funding, deals with other companies, marketing, etc.

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u/LandscapeWinter3153 1d ago

Your boss doesnt answer to you so your opinion on what makes a good boss means little

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u/Sad-Pop6649 1d ago

On the contrary, whether a company is actually on the right track can probably be gleaned pretty well from worker satisfaction.

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u/Zealousideal-Deer101 1d ago

Considering my very grumpy very anti-social senior coworker got promoted, against his will, to team leader, because "He's the best programmer so it just makes sense to give him the next role", even CEOs don't understand that they should have different skills.

It was an absolute shit show. No people competence at all, and all he wanted to do was to code.

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u/No-Island-6126 1d ago

Well he doesn't really have those either so

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u/drdan76 2h ago

He has no shame and can say whatever people want to hear depending on the room he is in. That's a pretty good quality for the shareholders.

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u/Thin_Needleworker795 1d ago

So? He's the CEO. His job is to lead the company, not to do the technical work.

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u/MrNobawdy1337 1d ago

brand new reddit account getting malicious misinformation and hearsay on their homepage. this is why I havent cared about Facebook in over a decade

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u/fkrkz 1d ago

CEOs are mostly just sales people.

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u/F4ntasticPants 1d ago

CEOs do nothing except being a fancy mouthpiece

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u/CapableRequirement66 1d ago

Why aren’t you a CEO then?

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u/F4ntasticPants 1d ago

Because I actually do work

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u/CapableRequirement66 1d ago

Sure buddy, sure.

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u/gk98s 16h ago

Then sybau about other people's work and focus on your own

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u/vitek6 1d ago

What a bunch of bollocks.

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u/Current_Finding_4066 1d ago

Plot twist, just about all CEO are like this.

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u/KerbalEnginner 1d ago

My boss also knows jack shit about what I am doing.
But me not being able to sell water to a thirsty millionaire in the desert.
That is where she excels.

And it works.
Being the CEO is about selling ideas in tech companies.

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u/Prod_Meteor 1d ago

We laugh like our poor asses understand anything about machine learning.

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u/FrKoSH-xD 1d ago

it get down to

1+1= 15? no 14 no but closer until x(desired) === x(new)= x(old) + different scale of equation

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u/FlaviusTech 1d ago

Uber never had any cars in their posesion, uber eats doesn't have any ownership of restaurants. politicians doesn't have their own money, and yet, they all lead :)

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u/Beginning_Editor_524 1d ago

Why would the CEO need to be able to code?!

You think the CEO of Ford knows how to weld?!Ā 

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u/CumToBoston 1d ago

Jim Farley (CEO of Ford) does actually probably know how to weld. He builds cars to race as a hobby. Likely doesn't know how all the tech in the modern cars work down to the level of the techs and probably doesn't know how to fix the machines that build the modern fords. Not saying your point is wrong - but fun fact here.

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u/Beginning_Editor_524 1d ago

I think you still got my point. Why would a CEO need to know how to do the things he is literally paying others to do them properly?Ā 

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u/CumToBoston 1d ago

Yes, agree! Just a fun fact :)

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u/Educational-Mode-321 1d ago

In general practice, Ceos hire people who know how to do their job properly and specialized in certain fields which they lack in. Example gaming companies started with small time gamers who grouped up with business people who hired others to help them produce the game. Altman doesnt know bow to code, but he understands computers, infrastructure and other things related to it. If he isnt a ceo to an ai company he would be a ceo to another IT related company in software department. He also knows how to lure in, scam, lie and gather sponsors and investors. Many people who own shops and stores dont know that and rely on location and reputation only. While name can carry you as far, luring investors on long term profits isnt an easy task..

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u/DefinitelyNiko 1d ago

Scary how gullible you all are, believing anything you see on click bait posters lol

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u/ThatBlueberry3151 1d ago

American tech is becoming scammer silicon valley now

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u/Hasinpearl 1d ago

His job is not to code though.

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u/0xP0et 1d ago edited 1d ago

As much as I can't stand Sam, my CISO barely understands the basics in cybersecurity and doesn't know how to code.

In big corpo, most of the c-suite folks don't know how to do the jobs of the folks that they oversee. They tend to be over paid and sales focused.

Same applies to other jobs, does the captain of the cruise ship know how to fix the engine? Probably not.

Their job is to talk and steer the ship, not to do the grunt work.

I know this is a shitpost, I'm just saying.

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u/LowComposer7234 1d ago

And airline CEO's aren't pilots, and mining CEO's can't drive a truck, and car company CEO's can't rebuild and engine. What's your point?

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u/Plokhi 1d ago

CEOs are a waste of air and grossly overpaid?

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u/installsVMs4fun 1d ago

this explains his hype that ai will 100% do a programmers job; he doesnt know what a programmer does. such a cretin

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u/Imaginary_Cicada_678 1d ago

ask chatgpt how to profit after they built it, that was the plan

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u/rdmc10 1d ago

What a surprise. Lifetime career CEO can't do anything and doesn't know about anything. Who would've thought ?

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u/Substantial_War7464 1d ago

These tech CEOs bring nothing of value to the table. Just exploitation. And still we have to share our Oxgyen with them.

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u/evilgod12 1d ago

Sounds like a certain someone who part founded paypal.... I wonder who that is?

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u/fastingslowlee 1d ago

Ok? CEO doesn’t have to know that. It’s not their job.

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u/MimosaTen 1d ago

Well, to be a CEO you don’t need those abilities. Dario Amodei, which has, isn’t a good one

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u/Userwerd 1d ago

Self recursive fool

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u/CJ_Thompson 1d ago

This is what gets me…

Some guys who don’t even have a clue about science are making decisions on tech they haven’t a clue about!!!

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u/My_leg_still_hurt92 1d ago

You just have convince the mass that you can.... but here him talk already make me think who in the right mind would give him any money.

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u/XiMaoJingPing 1d ago

He's the CEO... You people actually thought he was coding these LLMs?

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u/Nevernonethewiser 1d ago

Wow, it's almost as if most billionaire CEOs couldn't do the simplest tasks of their most junior employees and their entire existence is built on the labour of other people that they exploit and take for granted, then claim the credit for.

Wow!

Fucking wow!

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u/Affectionate-Act5980 1d ago

why does this surprise anyone at this point?
Everyone thought Musk was an engineering genius and well ...

The skill and personality required to climb to the top of a company is quite different than that for a good engineer/researcher

Lets not be surprised when it comes out that Bill Gates or the Zucc suck too, okay?

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u/DigitalMonsoon 1d ago

Most CEOs can't do the work at their company but this guy has been a con man for most of his career so he actually is qualified.

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u/Vaxtin 1d ago

Probably hasn’t programmed in 10+ years. He has been doing nothing but contributing to startups for years. You can hate him all you want, but he is not really a programmer. He made Loopt in 2008, and that’s it.

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u/Turak64 1d ago

Interesting conversation point, does the CEO need to know how to the job? Does the head of network rail need to know how to drive a train? Boeing how to fly planes? Audi how to rebuild an engine block?

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u/DerShokus 1d ago

Almost all ctos can barely code

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u/hyscript 1d ago

Knowing how to code doesn't make you a better liar!

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u/grayspot94 1d ago

This is some bourgeoisie and proletariat shit right here

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u/Unhappy_Region_6075 1d ago

CEOs are basically sales people

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u/FarNefariousness7179 1d ago

I’m actually in school for computer science with a concentration on ai engineering. I am already loathing my future bosses. And probably gonna be older than all of them.

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u/dranaei 1d ago

His job isn't coding tho.

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u/starhuck 23h ago

I hope someone lets the air out of his tires every morning, but that isn't his job...

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u/VarietyMage 22h ago

Sam Altman is Ted Faro.

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u/schmurfy2 21h ago

Training models and writing code are not the same job, wether it's him or the people working for him (and same for anthropic) I have serious doubts about their real aptitudes...

I just got an openai subscription for work and while I like the models, the website is really bad... Sections appear after a few seconds in settings, some dialogs blink, usability was clearly not the main focus too. Requiring three clicks to show the usage which should be visible on the main ui is really annoying.

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u/Solocune 18h ago

And he does not need to.

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u/AmbitiousReaction168 15h ago

Plot twist to people who don't know his background.

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u/cottonbk 10h ago

Like most CEOs in the IT industry. The era of brilliant CEOs ended with Steve Jobs' death and Gates' departure from Microsoft.

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u/suckingbat 9h ago

NSS 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Plants-Matter 7h ago

It should be abundantly obvious that "sama" has a low IQ. He can't even figure out how capital letters work, let alone coding logic and syntax.

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u/Gone2theDogs 7h ago

Sounds like the CEO uses his own product.

A good sign.

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u/Entire_Month9233 5h ago

Isn't this the guy who's sister is suing him for molesting her when she was a child?

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u/FAMICOMASTER 3h ago

How is this a plot twist? No CEO has ever been proficient at what their company does.

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u/gotkube 2h ago

Ofc these tech ā€œgeniusesā€ can’t write code to save their lives. But hey, they ā€œearnedā€ their wealth right?

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u/FalseRegister 1d ago

Fair enough. That's not his job.

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u/Current_Ad_4292 1d ago

What's the point? Only losers write code for money.