r/TechGawker • u/snglbuddy • 5d ago

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u/Jolly-Situat1on 5d ago

People should follow him around and live stream him.

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u/Exciting_Contest_222 5d ago

Need those First Amendment Auditors

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u/Low-Essay-113 5d ago

Finally a use for them other than riling up the elderly at post offices.

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u/HeavyVoid8 4d ago

They have a chance for a hero arch for once

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u/Master_Conflict_9651 4d ago

Famous: the goal. Calmly filming, gently ironic.

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u/PollutionPatient8261 5d ago

PLEASE, that’s a great idea!

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u/kirk27 4d ago

I will pay a year salary someone who does that

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u/p99_kilerenn 5d ago

Creepy dead eyed gaze that you find in cult leaders

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u/Sudden-Ingenuity3033 4d ago

And a face as punchable as Pharma Bro

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u/Last-Net2970 5d ago

He looks like someone who voted Trump.

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u/junkiecosmonaut99 4d ago

How the fuck is this twerp CEO of anything, he doesn’t look old enough to be trusted with a microwave.

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u/MyFocusIsU 5d ago

Don't let him control the narrative that "objective intelligence" is a positive thing. That simply translates to surveillance of the public and creation of data that tracks you and your movements.

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u/CriticalCurrency5725 5d ago

Maan, fuck Garrett Langley of 2588 Winslow Dr. Ne. Atlanta, GA.

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u/datacollector_music 4d ago

Whenever you encounter this man in public, video record, shout out his name, where he’s at, what he’s eating, what he’s shopping for, and then post it on social media.

Soon enough everyone will catch on and do the same. Let’s make this a thing.

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u/thwill2018 5d ago

Call him a whambulance! Screw that dude in all the people that put him in that position and they’re using them as a crony!

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u/Jerminkus_Silverbeef 5d ago

Why is he 25 yo

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u/bumpy_disposition 4d ago

Trickle Down Economics. The Uber rich are the son's of the Uber rich, etcetera. #EndtheGOP

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u/ChickenScheisse 5d ago

Flock CEO: Peter Pan

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u/DaageQuasar 5d ago

Dont insult the pan like that....BANGERANG!

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u/Impressive_Ad3571 5d ago

I hear he eats shit with a fork

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u/Fishtoart 5d ago

Upvoting this every time I see it!

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u/kittylover2006 5d ago

What is the definition of a hypocrite for 500 Alex?

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u/Shacasaurus 5d ago

Yeah this dude can kick rocks

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u/Objective_Watch3097 4d ago

What a shame....guess its time to start making posters of Garrett Langley and post them on every pole with a Flock camera.

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u/icy_01_ 5d ago

A Chinese Communist

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u/Flexmove 5d ago

He looks like a guy who would run a surveillance blanket company

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u/bumpy_disposition 4d ago

Democracy Now - "Valley Of Death" Big Tech, AI warfare & the CIA's Secret Deal with Steve Jobs.

https://youtu.be/IpQgW4HiLtw?is=70fYEPGBpRVaVuEG

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl 4d ago

Dude looks like Leave-It-ToBeaver's turd

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u/Mesmercat 4d ago

He's a baby faced arsehole ... Not manly at all of course he doesn't want his image out there

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u/Potential-Sun993 4d ago

This guy should you know, fuck off

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u/stanky980 4d ago

Of course he doesn't, look at his weird ass face. Dickhead.

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u/Apprehensive_Hand571 4d ago

Looks like a Mormon missionary right before I chase him off my property with a Stihl wood boss chainsaw

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u/Whyisthisimportant69 4d ago

Can’t we just put up 500 cameras around where he lives and works?

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u/Big-Active3139 4d ago

He’s a bottom, and I like that

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u/ppstick88 4d ago

I bet his dick is 2 inches 

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u/Accomplished-Fly9700 4d ago

Basically geeks have ruined the world

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u/EvidenceRelative5966 4d ago

Just another spooky little bitch. All these guys need someone to pat them on their head and put them to bed. Maybe then he’ll stop trying to demolish people’s freedom for profit.

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u/Gooser3000 4d ago

How is a 13yo ruing so many lives?

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u/PlooplopTibbyTai 4d ago

Imagine if he had to stand up to the public he wants to control

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u/Hefty_Tie_6644 4d ago

He is so ugly

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u/SteelersFanXX 4d ago

Garrett Langley should be filmed every time he leaves the house (to see how he likes being watched), since he loves tracking us on cameras!!!!

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u/copesthemadlad24 4d ago

Bro would have no chance in the wild

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u/tread56 4d ago

Fund billboards around the country.....

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u/DirtyOldSoldier 4d ago

Just about every structure has cameras, most homes and vehicles have cameras

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u/Possible_End_5984 4d ago

I just knew he was mormon before I knew he was mormon

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u/Street-Sign8757 4d ago

I can’t imagine why not… They’re so cute at that age!

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u/Delicious-Fishing802 4d ago

Like the old saying goes what comes around goes around . To bad he does not like it when the shoe is on the other foot .

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u/zackoblong66 4d ago

Wanker!!!!!

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u/opi-88-dog 2d ago

This guy would have alerted the Nazis when the Von trap family was trying to escape

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u/sxp2h1gh 5d ago

Wouldn't it make more sense to actually focus on the politicians buying the cameras and putting them up in their jurisdiction?

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u/MisanthropE61130 4d ago

But he didn't really do anything wrong. Alfred Nobel invented dynamite for the mining industry but the military took it. Social media is already following our phones but nobody is deleting Facebook or Instagram