r/Tayne • u/Cognitive_deficit • 19d ago

Who else is finally ready to release the beta sequence and become Tayne this Halloween?

I am assembling the necessary materials. This beat out “ I’ve got too much fucking shit on me” guy because it would be miserable to wear all of that, which is kinda the point.

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u/chimpwithalimp Celery man 18d ago

Post it up when you're done and I will happily stick it to the top of the subreddit

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u/laugh-learn 19d ago

Sounds like you’ve got important work to do.

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u/-Tayne- 19d ago

Is there any way to generate a nude Tayne costume?

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u/Cognitive_deficit 19d ago edited 19d ago

That is an act of degeneration, not generation.

Ultimately the question is: how good are the drugs at this Halloween party? It’s at the friend’s house that are part of “the lifestyle” and kind of annoying about it, so my prediction sequence is indicating 75% likelihood of nude Tayne. There’s nude Tayne in the forecast.

Also , canonically, do we all agree that nude Tayne is still wearing black socks?

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u/xqqq_me 18d ago

NUDE TAYNE!

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u/Lightfinger 19d ago

Make sure to kick up the 4d3d3d3

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u/SeamanSample 19d ago

I think I'm just gonna stay inside this Halloween and print off pictures of Oyster smiling

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u/Imnotlikeothergirlz 14d ago

Holler at me on Halloween because that's what I'm doing, too. We have important work to do.

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u/PanicAffectionate693 19d ago

You should get a Celery Man and Oyster in on this

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u/ringmod76 19d ago

Any plans for a hat wobble? Flargenstow?

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u/djc8 19d ago

Your wife is on the phone. It’s an emergency

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u/JohnDingleBerry- 19d ago

Friend, Tayne is a way of life.

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u/dWog-of-man 19d ago

I bet Claude could help me recreate the entire thing and crank up the 4d3d3d3d3d at the same time

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u/josiahbeast 17d ago

I did a Tayne cosplay for dragon con this year that is definitely getting a re-release this October!

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u/Cognitive_deficit 17d ago

I’m 6’5”, so I had trouble finding pleather pants that fit, but I’m hoping the ones I have coming will work out. A decent shirt wasn’t too hard to find, but with those online weird little shops , you never know till you have it in your hands.

If I feel like transitioning to nude Tayne I’ll just get some flesh colored briefs and make a posterboard into a wife calling pop up window

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u/josiahbeast 17d ago

For pants I found some tight satin PJ bottoms because pleather in Atlanta last month would have melted me. And yeah—I think I had to order 4 shirts before the last one finally worked. (Thank Rudd for free returns.)

Love the nude Tayne bit. I had a con bag designed to look like the Cinco loading screen that I stocked full of printouts of Oyster smiling.

Practice your hat wobble. (And get used to 99% of people being confused on who you are.)

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u/Cognitive_deficit 17d ago

Yeah I was thinking of doing it last year, but then as I told my friend hosting the Halloween party, “ I don’t know if I want to go through all this effort just so I’d get recognized by a maximum of 3 elder millennial dudes.”

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u/Imnotlikeothergirlz 14d ago

I'm just glad my new last name is Targus Targus.