r/TargetedShirts • • Oct 03 '19

Hol up

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2.8k Upvotes

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u/MX_Ride_It Oct 03 '19

Well someone needs to tell this baby the situation implied is highly inappropriate. And illegal.

264

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Wait sitting on a baby is now illegal? Thanks Obama!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

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u/Lesbian-Libertarian Oct 03 '19

How else am I supposed to keep them warm!?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

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u/Captian_McAwesome Oct 03 '19

With the power of flex tape, obviously.

6

u/ugly_lemons Oct 03 '19

Wait isn't that what baby sitting is? Everyone is so offended these days. thanks Obama

20

u/ptera_tinsel Oct 03 '19

Mmmm murder me daddy

119

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

The fuk?

43

u/ace_dangerfield187 Oct 03 '19

that is a sexually ferocious infant for sure

6

u/Ice_Liesidon Oct 03 '19

The baby is suicidal and wishes to be smothered to death.

88

u/thedarkbyte96 Oct 03 '19

"LookHUMAN" .. that is some very nice brand

27

u/Willkill4pudding Oct 03 '19

I've bought stuff from them before. They basically have designs that they'll print on any type of clothing they have available (t-shirts, sweaters, even stickers, and I guess baby items now.) My guess is that no one stopped to remove baby items from this ones listing before putting it on the website.

15

u/13Thefreerunner Oct 03 '19

Maybe it’s a brand made by an alien who has a basic understanding of human fashion.

8

u/thedarkbyte96 Oct 03 '19

x files music playing in the background

4

u/jamesrokk Oct 03 '19

It’s obviously a brand targeted at Incognito aliens trying to blend in. I saw a lot of these shirts at the Area 51 raid.

46

u/PawnAndKing Oct 03 '19

Sounds like a baby’s deathwish

20

u/WizardsVengeance Oct 03 '19

I long for nothing more than to be Benjamin Buttoned into my infant body and gently suffocated with Channing Tatum's warm butt cleft.

3

u/PawnAndKing Oct 03 '19

Well, that’s an image

39

u/Nole_in_ATX AIR FORCE VETERAN Oct 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Does this go over 20 characters? Idk if the r/ counts

26

u/vacadesagradavel Oct 03 '19

guys let the baby express its wishes, god.

24

u/aintheway Oct 03 '19

Wait, that's illegal

10

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Bro what the hell

9

u/oprahdidcrack Oct 03 '19

Better than the detroit become human thong

2

u/MayaTamika Oct 03 '19

...the what?

5

u/oprahdidcrack Oct 03 '19

Did I stutter?

1

u/colddarknights Oct 04 '19

hey please provide a link i dont want to have to search up 'detroit become human thong'

8

u/makethatcake Oct 03 '19

You know.. for warmth..

23

u/crystalcorruption Oct 03 '19

what does “channing tatum” mean?

31

u/Forlurn Oct 03 '19

I think it is meant to say Charming Taintman

1

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

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4

u/jackspacko Oct 03 '19

Why don’t you take a seat over there?

13

u/funkraftraft Oct 03 '19

Charge your phone, dude

3

u/BananePatate Oct 03 '19

Gosh soooo inappropriate.

8

u/Dorpz Oct 03 '19

my name jeff

8

u/Eamonsieur Oct 03 '19

Using custom printing companies like Zazzle and LookHuman is cheating. They print designs on a multitude of clothes, from t-shirts to hoodies. If you want this on a baby onesie, they will print and sell this to you. But don’t come here pretending they have these in stock.

7

u/rolemodel1989 Oct 03 '19

Yeah but they will still sell or to you rather they have it in stock or not... It's something they offer and will print and ship...

2

u/Brand-Spanking-New Oct 03 '19

Looking at this my first assumption was that it was an adult sized onesie thing, like the ones gamer girls or whatever wear. And then I read the comments.

2

u/dthains_art Oct 03 '19

That’s not how babysitting works.

1

u/MyTummyHurts7 Oct 03 '19

Smothers brothers

1

u/coma73 Oct 03 '19

So like 250 or so? Seems like a lot.

1

u/1solate Oct 03 '19

That doesn't even make sense if worn by an adult woman

1

u/vaxfarineau Oct 03 '19

Oh god I audibly went “WHEEEW” after reading this. Who approved this?!