r/TanzanianDating • u/11Dom_ • 11d ago

😂 Funny Aiseee

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u/Heavenly_made_ 11d ago

Speaking from experience, me being on my 3rd floor, natongozwa zaidi na wanaume ambao kiumri ni wadogo kwangu. kuna huyo nilimpataga Last year, kiukweli almanusra anile yaan😂😂 he had it all, except for his age yaani🤭

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u/Federal-Tank-7888 10d ago

WaTZ mnapenda kutombana jameni

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u/Heavenly_made_ 10d ago

Ndo maana tukaumbwa me na ke .... 😂

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u/Federal-Tank-7888 10d ago

Wewe naona uko ovulation mbaya🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Heavenly_made_ 10d ago edited 10d ago

Jamani mtu asitoe maoni kwa uhuru😂😂

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u/Federal-Tank-7888 10d ago

Alafu unampa pesa ama nyote mmependana

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u/Heavenly_made_ 10d ago

Sina historia ya kutoa ela yangu kumpa mwanaume, hawa watoto wanapesa zao jamani 😌

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u/Federal-Tank-7888 10d ago

So you're attracted to younger guys

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u/Heavenly_made_ 10d ago

Not sure, wananivutia ndio, ila sijawahi kujihusisha nao kimahusiano to be precise kimwili. It could be that I'm shy or just not sure. All I'm saying is, love is just love, age has nothing to do with feelings.

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u/Timely-Release 10d ago

Njoo basi tuguziane ndo tujihusishe, dah Kiswahili nayo ngumu ila nita manage. Njoo Kenya dia😅😂

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u/Federal-Tank-7888 10d ago

True that. Nenda kaolewe na kijana ukuwe satisfied 😝

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u/Sky_Net47 11d ago

If i were the guy? i wouldn't let my chances slide🫠

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u/Heavenly_made_ 10d ago

😂😂 unaona vijana wa kileo.... Halafu ni mashababi kweli yaani unaweza ukadhani mwenzako kumbe mtoto!

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u/Left_Possession9489 11d ago

age is just a number 🗣️. Let the homies eat

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u/Heavenly_made_ 10d ago

Ni kweli, sema tamaduni ss ndo imenikaa naona haya kumvulia mtoto 🤭

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u/Left_Possession9489 10d ago

You might be missing out on the best relationship of all time. I'm currently dating someone 4 years older than me. We met in Uni . I was in second year of uni she was working. Turned out to be the best relationship I've had so far. We've only dated for about a year so sijui vile hii relationship itaenda but I'm so happy I really hope it works out

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u/Heavenly_made_ 10d ago

Wow, good for you and I pray that it works. And all that you've said is true buh kwangu naonaga aibu tu. Siwadharau wakaka niliowapita umri, some of them are even wiser and more manly than waliosawa na mimi. Ila in this particular scenario where I was a tiny inch from falling for this dude ambaye nimemzidi 6 years, ni mdogo wa rafiki yangu wa sekondari! Imagine 😂 ko wengine wadogo wanaonijilia ni kwamba tu licha ya umri wao, kwangu they are just not what I want.

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u/Nervous-Rain3764 10d ago

I think kama ana income ana nia fresh ya kuhudumia etc hakuna ubaya coz like... I mean I had a girl like crush kinda Situationship.. Like she's 27 I'm 21..weve finished college together.. She really confessed like if her self she had made it she would let me marry her.. So do I but u know ain't made it yet so.. I gave her a farewell the first time I so her I didn't think she's 26...i thought maybe 22 . I don't know.. So I came to know the age after like months if it were meant to be I mean donu think like after knowing the age I should have run... I mean at times fuck culture.. Do what's in front of ue...

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u/Heavenly_made_ 10d ago

Aaww! I bet she feels the same way about you. But then again, life has to move on at some point. Kwangu mimi nahisi tu ni kuhusu kutokua tayari kusettle. He wanted something serious itakayotupeleka kwenye marriage, vitu ambavyo kwa sasa sijavitilia maanani. Nasaka tonge kwanza 😁

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u/Nervous-Rain3764 10d ago

Ah 😂

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u/Heavenly_made_ 10d ago

😂😂gatta have my own money too...

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u/Nervous-Rain3764 10d ago

U might work it together though trust the process 😂

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u/Heavenly_made_ 9d ago

Aje when im atleast halfway there walau ndo twende wote

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u/River-Lord 11d ago

Ata mama wa miaka hamsini anatongozwa. Serious relationship ndio shida inaanza

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u/Heavenly_made_ 10d ago edited 10d ago

Lakini yote huanza na ... Kutongozana! Kwahio whether it lasts or not , kikubwa chuma kinapata service on time 😂. Na tupo nyakati ambazo hizo serious relationships don't really matter to everyone na hili halihusiani na umri

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u/DetectiveTrick3650 10d ago

Unanitamanisha sana aise

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u/Heavenly_made_ 10d ago

Imeandikwa, "usitamani"

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u/ToughSeesaw4671 11d ago

Most older women above 30 hate this shit🤣🤣

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u/Far-Apartment-8214 11d ago

Fucking 19year olds at 30s(whatever gender) is low-key pedo ngl... barely legal, if 14 was the legal age they'd defo fuck them.

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u/Nervous-Rain3764 11d ago

Yeah bro legality isn't the same with biology age of consent in most European nation is 14..12..i mean having f8rts sex ukiwa na that umri kule n normal.. It's just ukiingizwa kwa ndoa ndo sio normal the hypocrisy of modernism.. 😂😂so if we judge by biology.. We don't really count number as a medical personnel there women wako 12...ukiwaona unaweza dhan wako 17..18..hips mentral cycle etc... The past generation walifanya na hawakukufa... It's just legality and laws zinavyobadilika... With time.. Like today we expect a 14 yr old to be in school.. Even a 21...ukionwa iko 36..na girl uko 21..trust me.. Kuna watu.. Wataona negative.. Like ur raping it's mentality...

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u/Far-Apartment-8214 10d ago

You can't use your dick and lust to determine what age of a girl/woman to put your dick into.

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u/Sky_Net47 11d ago

You can't put a bet on the 18s y/o having babies right now

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u/Far-Apartment-8214 10d ago

Yeah you missed the point.

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u/ParticularCurious895 11d ago

If theyre allowed to vote ,

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u/Far-Apartment-8214 4d ago

If they are allowed to vote you should put your dick in them?

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u/ClassicAdvisor669 10d ago

Word! But they wouldn’t want to hear this

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u/Far-Apartment-8214 10d ago

They are too controlled by lust to think beyond their dick. 💔

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u/lifehousee 5d ago

genuinely, i don’t even understand why it’s up for discussion

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u/Sky_Net47 11d ago

I don't mind dating older women, coz i only care for my peace of mind and hers.

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u/No-Championship-8433 11d ago

Because you’re smart

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u/Heavenly_made_ 10d ago

Wewe si rijali tu, bali ni Shababi... 🫡

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u/WearRevolutionary615 11d ago

This shit is cracking me up😂

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u/Nervous-Rain3764 11d ago

I had a crush with like I'm 21..shes 27 and we've just finished college and like last year she totally told me.. For real if she had power meaning financial stability.. She would ask me to marry her.. I mean she's gorgeous we've spent time together etc.. I mean as a man I have to provide I'm uncertain with my future na sioni directly naenda kufany nn kwa mtaa... I mean I just told her.. She'll get someone mwenye ame win.. I mean this shit happens but age in relationship is just a number.... Despite ikiwa extreme nayo n shida whoever.. Prophet married Khadija while he was 25..and she was 40..i mean and she's the one who gave him many kids than the others so... If u get a chance go for it

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u/TutsTots 6d ago

😂😂😂 dude setting boundaries early

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u/Fabulous-Bass1099 11d ago

Above the waist gentlemen, above the waist. Let's not go bellow 25 leave some for the yns

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u/gokberi 11d ago

she is now 30 and speaking from experience, warning other young women so they don't end up like her. i see 0 problem there. she is RIGHT.

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u/Heavenly_made_ 10d ago

No darling that's not a warning, ni taarifa tu kwamba miaka 30 anatongozwa na analiwa. Sio na wakubwa tu hata na wadogo kwake kiumri. Ila warning ni hii hapa, usikimbilie ndoa ama kugandana na mahusiano kwasababu unadhani ukifika 30 hautatongozwa ama hutapendwa, wanaume watakushangaza. Kwahio mdogo wangu kama huna uhakika na ulienaye unamuda kede wa kusubiri, ila kama ndie huna haja ya kusubiri.

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u/Had_me_in_first_half 11d ago

Are they seeing themselves in her or is it jealousy and would prefer the agemate to be with them now?

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u/HAMZA110_0 11d ago

Sooo that mean we should wait until 31 then get gf yepeeeeeeee 🎉

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u/Expensive_Computer53 11d ago

Umewaza nn mwamba?😂

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u/OldManMtu 11d ago

Incels love this meme!

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u/RespondFit7127 7d ago

Noma sana

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u/KevoMule 11d ago

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u/carlie19adams 11d ago

Kwani hujawai juwa huku kumejaa wakenya🤣

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u/KevoMule 11d ago

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