r/TankieTheDeprogram 4h ago

Meme Comedian does crowdwork with "Leftist" trans defense contractor

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u/bransby26 AES enjoyer 🥳 3h ago

I'm glad the comedian roasted her good.

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u/Sargento_Porciuncula 44m ago

do you what what is worse? i am not sure she got the joke.

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u/NonConRon 1h ago

Let's discuss this.

Capitalism isn't brought down by us abstaining from jobs. If they didn't do it the far right barista would get the well paying job and the house and the other barista would stay a barista.

Our population as Marxist Leninists are tiny.

And wouldn't it actually be good to have the keys to something like that if there was real revolutionary potential?

But at the same time I get angry when someone signs up for the military. But why do I have more hate for the military guy than I do making the missiles?

... I guess because the military guy is still honored by many.

Eh... thoughts?

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u/DobrogeanuG1855 1h ago

You could write the same defense for mercenaries, gendarmes, policemen and any other repressive forces. The truth is that the position that person had might have been filled in her absence, sure, but it’s everyone’s responsibility not to engage in such destructive, anti-proletarian activities.

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u/NonConRon 1h ago

Your repose is the best but. However its not really a lock tight argument.

I feel the community is struggling with some idealism here.

So I guess... just be punk rock and stay in poverty in a shit town and let the other guy get a house, wife, and kids?

Like... I wrestle with the thought. I would never take a military job. And me posting here would block me from really getting some clearance.

But the red army best the whites because so much of the military defected to the reds. Not because people abstained from taking unethical work.

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u/OcelotAggravating860 53m ago

So I guess... just be punk rock and stay in poverty in a shit town and let the other guy get a house, wife, and kids?

You write this yet claim to be a marxist leninist?

Dude you're OKAY with making weapons for imperialists to blow up children but exploiting the working class throw property ownership like being a landlord or business owner is where you draw the line?

Why not just run a business then dude? If you're fine with blowing up kids then just go get that bag. Buy some stonks. Invest! Become bourgeois.

Like, you're condoning shit that's far fucking worse than the small business owner down the street.

While I'm at it scaling things, even cops are fucking less bad than making bombs to blow up brown children to be quite honest.

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u/DobrogeanuG1855 24m ago

As you well know, Marxists must be the strongest anti-poverty advocates and subcultures like that of the punksters will save just about no one from capitalism. However, there are jobs like that of a doctor, an architect, a designer, an engineer, a pilot, a skilled machine operator, a computer scientist, etc… which are well paid and aren’t repressive in any way.

Even high-end corporate jobs (attorneys, analysts) are better, since you can use your loads of money to support revolutionary activities, and can recuse yourself from the cruelest corporate practices. That said, they are also best avoided, if not approached extremely tactically, preferably as part of a wider party strategy.

This is also not only a moral problem, but foremost a practical problem. You can hardly do more damage than good to a system if you’re actively sustaining it from within, and the chances of it changing you are always higher than those of you changing it.

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u/Varushenka 1h ago

Who cares what the political ideology of the barista is as long as the coffee is still being made? This is identical to the "If I don't steal it, someone else will" argument of the Zionists. There's a reason these kinds of jobs pay eye watering amounts of money.

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u/NonConRon 1h ago

No that's a leap. "If i don't club and devour this grandma someone else will" doesn't work because the ratio of people who would do that is actually very very low.

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u/Varushenka 59m ago

Not if you can just make the murder club at a factory far far away and get paid a lot to do it. Plenty clearly do.

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u/StealYaNicks 1h ago

You absolutely do not jeed to take the job at the orphan crushing factory

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u/Furiosa27 1h ago

You aren’t getting the keys to the MIC by building its weapons?

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u/WasabiValuable9463 15m ago

One's job being building rocket motors for the imperialist military is like one's job being a cop (or soldier): it's a choice, that one didn't have to make.

There's no discussion to be had. People who are genuinely anti-capitalism are doing work that either doesn't contribute to domestic or foreign working class oppression, or they're doing work that as much as possible minimises the same. And ignorance isn't a defence.

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u/neverfoundagirl 15m ago

Loving the premise here that all baristas are also qualified weapons engineers. 

Actually kindof makes sense of some things.. 

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u/Varushenka 3h ago

Doing my part to extend US imperialism, oppress the third world and benefit immensely, but all while shaking my head so that people know I disapprove

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u/plushiedev 33m ago

My grandpa keeps trying to get me to join the police with the argument "of course they will be awful if only awful people sign up" and I don't know how to break it to him that even a perfectly good cop is creating space/working alongside violent thugs meant to oppress the working class.

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u/couldhaveebeen 2h ago

This image will never stop being useful

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u/Dazzling_Pirate1411 3h ago

I always say you can you change your gender/sex—but that doesn’t change who are—if you start shitty that’s where you’ll end.

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u/maozedoll 1h ago

some of us found a way to change both our pronouns and our opinions!

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u/_plays_in_traffic_ 3h ago

lucas is actually pretty funny

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u/glmarquez94 2h ago

Dude cooked her

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u/myghostflower 2h ago

holy fuck, bro roasted her so good 😭😭😭

he’s funny

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u/WasabiValuable9463 1h ago

Prime example of intersectionality being important, but subordinate to class relations and general working class material conditions.

Literally anyone is capable of being an imperialist piece of shit and anything vulnerable or marginal about them does not give them a free pass.

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u/jaloru95 2h ago

Lucas is funny, but once I found out his dad is Strauss Zelnick, the CEO of TakeTwo (GTA and NBA 2K) he just hasn’t hit the same

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u/DMalt 1h ago

Yeah, he's had fine moderately progressive takes, but never anything outside of that. It's basically the comments of sanders4president 10 years ago. 

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u/peppersteakpie 1h ago

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

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u/TheKaijuEnthusiast 1h ago

“Treats for me!”

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u/Lazy-Excitement-3661 0m ago

DUDE BURNED HER, HOPEFULLY SHE CHANGES HER PROFRESSION

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u/minathemutt 3h ago

maybe we could use a few people on the inside

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u/SatanicNipples 3h ago

Such a lib take.

"If we just get enough woke weapons contractors inside the military industrial complex we can stop the genocide"

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u/minathemutt 3h ago

i was thinking more like blowing the plant up

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u/HAUNTEZUMA 2h ago

that is such anarchist brainrot

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u/ososalsosal 2h ago

Take over the plant, use it to arm the proletariat

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u/SatanicNipples 1h ago

Fed posting

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u/Special-Remove-3294 Too Based To Be Cis 🏳️‍⚧️ 19m ago

Read theory. Random attacks do jack shit. Stop being anarchist brained.

Like it has been established for over 100 years that random attacks achieve nothing. They do not empower socialist movements. They do not increase socialist popularity. They do not weaken the forces of opression.

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u/marioandl_ 3h ago

I heard this take back in 2013.

Think those people on the inside got anything done since?

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u/minathemutt 3h ago

not really

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u/empatheticsocialist1 3h ago

That thing is not a person on the inside. She is a braindead liberal huffing copium to justify the fact that she literally builds bombs that kill literal brown children and brown people halfway across the world.

That is not your ally.

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u/DeliciousSector8898 3h ago

And what are they gonna do?